oh honey

GREEN DAY - DILEMMA

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

Come on potato, we can do this!

i'm dead fucking serious when I say that Kat Stratford single-handedly made me the woman I am today. she taught me that it's okay, nay, very sexy for a woman to be a bit of a cunt. a hag. a feminist killjoy. a mewling, rampallian wretch. a shrew, one might say. an icon.

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

i need all the help i can get for finals

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

{Quotes by : Alain de Botton from Essays in Love/ excerpted from Eden Robinson's "Writing Prompts for the Broken-Hearted, in Brick Literary Journal}

OUTSTANDING

Aziraphale controlled the ball so much. He tried to make it perfect and safe and cute and fun for everyone. But it was all on his terms, his idea of what those concepts mean. And that made it unsettling.

Nina was fully creeped out, and concerned in particular because she knew she should be upset but she wasn't. She wasn't allowed to experience any emotion not sanctioned by Aziraphale.

Everyone spoke the way he thought they should, too; not just the Austen-ian patterns they used, but Aziraphale entirely removed certain words from their reach too - including ones that were vital to people expressing who they were (hmm, analogy to queerness anyone?). Mrs Sandwich had to fight against the constraints of the system to make herself understood (which she achieved! but only after a lot of work).

Aziraphale controlled everything, to make it perfect. To make it work how he thought it should. And it was restrictive and disturbing and awful.

...and if that isn't a clear indication of how Aziraphale will continue to perpetuate harmful constraints once in charge in Heaven, however well-intentioned he may be, I don't know what is.

i simply won’t let reality destroy me, alpha derek hale is alive and well, and you can’t convince me otherwise ( •̯́ ₃ •̯̀)✧*。

giving yrself a haircut = instant refresher

Getting a tattoo= instant reminder of autonomy

Cleaning ur room so it’s really nice = ‘ I can improve my situation with effort’

MIKEY PLAYED BASS DURING SATURDAY. I LOVE FRIENDS

ripping from fob tour update discord but LOOK AT PATRICK

chat is this real

shaking six year old me by the shoulders YOU WERE RIGHT. YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT LOVE AND ABOUT FAIRNESS AND ABOUT SHARING IS CARING. YOU WERE RIGHT. THE ADULTS DON’T KNOW ANY MORE ABOUT TRUTH THAN YOU DO. KEEP BELIEVING IN THE FAIRIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE GARDEN. NOTHING IS “JUST THE WAY IT IS”. I AM SORRY THEY EVER CONVINCED YOU TO FEEL SHAME. YOU ARE REAL AND A PART OF THIS WORLD. YOU WERE RIGHT.

national holiday

No no you don't understand! I want to watch this show/movie, read this book, listen to this podcast, etc.! But I must be in the right mindset and the exact head space to begin, or I just can't!

I'm not ALLOWED to enjoy it yet, I'm not ALLOWED!!!