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A Flying Pillow of Seething Hatred

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RebelWriter6561 on AO3. My gender is as half-assed as anything I've ever written. Writer of fanfiction, lover of good and bad movies, doomed to love small fandoms and rarepairs.
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putting an arm around the other’s waist

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"Do you want to be in cahoots?"

Michael gave Gerry a look from the corner of his eye, without turning away from the book in his hands. "Are we not already?" he asked.

"Well, yeah, but I mean active cahooting." Gerry wrapped his arm around his waist and rested his head against his upper arm, wiggling his eyebrows dramatically. "Conspiring, one might say. Colluding, even."

Michael grinned, closing his book but keeping his finger between the pages to mark the place. "I see. That's not an euphemism for something else, is it?"

"No. I mean, itcouldbeifyouwantto but I do need you for something," Gerry said in a rush, continuing before Michael could register his words. "There's a Leitner here, and I know the guy won't sell it to me-"

"Your reputation preceeds you, doesn't it?" Michael teased, shifting his weight to settle further into Gerry's arm.

"No!" Gerry defended vehemently. "Because he's a prick who doesn't think I'm the type who buys antique cookbooks."

"Oh, and I am?"

"You absolutely are." Gerry shifted up on his toes to kiss his cheek. "Hence, why we should cahoot."

"I see." Michael wound his own arm around Gerry's waist, loving the banter and closeness between them. "Well, if you think I can pull it off, I'll try to get the book for you."

"And I'll get this for you," Gerry said smoothly, reaching around him for the book in his hand. "As thanks. I know I shouldn't be Leitner-hunting on our date-"

"That's our standard date activity, my love. I don't mind." He really didn't. That came with the territory, and he had accepted that as part of the package that was dating Gerry. He freed his arm from around Gerry's middle and offered it to him. "Shall we go cahoot?" Gerry grinned and looped his arm with his.

"We shall."

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greelin

what the fuck did you expect me to feel when you gripped the back of my head like that and sank your fangs into my neck? Indifference? Disgust? NOT sheer adoration? be serious.

vampire bites are not just about The Bite. it is also about The Grip. can anyone hear me

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hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.

by talos this cant be happening

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beegs-bugs

Live footage of Jon gaslighting himself into thinking he’s only jealous of Peter Lukas because Martin is such a good assistant. No other reason.

Art by my irl friend Vin Who Isn’t On Tumblr

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skenpiel

i hope i never ever ever see this image while im high or it will also straight up kill me. it would make me so scared my skeleton would run away And id be a boneless scared heap on the ground

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Gerry did you know I love you.

lyrics are from crack the skye by mastodon! which is the band he's also wearing merch for in the middle drawing. I've snuck 4 real band patches onto his pants in that one as well, if you recognize all of them I'll uh. kiss you on the mouth? or give you a drawing req or something whichever you prefer.

As always; zoom in for details, and reblogs are very appreciated!

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