Jesus, after coming back from the dead: hey guys it’s me Jesus, just look at the scars on my hands

Thomas, a known freak: show us the feet as well please

Sister James has mastered all four elements, WIG!

Portrait of general and statesman Mikhail Ivanovich Dragomirov, 1889, Ilya Repin

Medium: oil,canvas

nah man thats dr phil

#dedicated to the gram

bonus, the result:

hot take

I think tha🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥and I kn🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥but🔥🔥🔥🔥and if y🔥🔥🔥🔥and🔥🔥🔥idk b🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥to🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥so m🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥just saying!

OH SHIT FUCK JESUS PUT IT OUT

NO…..!!!!

My take is RUINED…….

Me: farming

The HD texture pack villager watching me “steal” his crops again:

babies cant even hit a bong on their own. you have to light it for them

if wlw/mlm solidarity dont exist then

explain this 

The funniest homophobic notion out there is the whole, “you’re just a lesbian because you can’t get a man” thing. Like, do you have any idea how easy it is to get a man? It takes a smartphone and ten minutes of time while trying to get a girlfriend is like trying to win the lottery with a single ticket you found on the sidewalk. 

me to the unfertilized egg I’m releasing from my body this month

I know makeup is evil and this is a lukewarm take at best, but I think there is this weird line where eye shadow/eye makeup can genuinely be used as self expression and artistic play, but foundation is and always will be straight from the hell of exploiting insecurities

i want to live by the ocean but also in the forest but also in the mountains but also in a big city but also in the countryside u feel me