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you’ll heal from this. maybe not today or tomorrow. but you’ll heal just as all wounds do in time with patience and care.

rb to explode a terf ^_^ nonrefundable ^_^

rb to explode a terf ^_^ nonrefundable ^_^

rb to explode a terf ^_^ nonrefundable ^_^

Every trip to the DC National Airport feels like you’re in one of the satirical ads in Robocop

Do not leave this in the fucking tags op

you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping

I don’t really Go Here but u can always rely on this man to read a right wing politician’s outfit for filth

I mean. Just devastating 😭

This man has LETHAL comebacks. Idiots keep trying to get one over on him and he has never missed

Actually no I'm double reblogging this I found the one where he *calls a guy's tailor* to confirm his suit isn't actually bespoke

You cannot win in his arena. This isn't "if you come at the king you better not miss" this is "don't fight a shark in the water"

WHY are some parents like “ooo we hate each other but we’re staying together for the kids” no no NO you’re fucking fighting and screaming at each other every day you’re traumatizing that fucking kid and making it worse

always worth it <3

before you respond to anon hate resend it to yourself with a carefully placed typo that you can then mock at their expense

#holy shit court eunuch level hater strat

BIG SILLY?

this is actually the coolest thing i've heard in a minute. there's something really reassuring about it, honestly. that there's a place in nature, carved out by these creatures, and that even with hundreds of years of separation, they slot back into these spots where they're meant to be

BISON WALLOWING!!

It creates a whole other type of habitat within the habitat!!!

Lots of plants need bison to wallow in order to create a place where they can grow and prosper!

Bison are a keystone species, they build and engineer the ecosystem, maintain it and give it life!

Bring back the bison!

Bison wallows are so important. You'll even see other species utilizing wallows as shelter, especially on short grass prairie where there's little shade and high winds.

There's a great book called Ecological Buffalo that I recall having photos of pronghorn sheltering from the wind in a wallow that hasn't been used by a bison in over a century.

“we need to teach media literacy in schools” guys was i really the only person paying attention in english class bffr

Out of my way, I'm gonna run Linux on my gender!

completely enamoured with this thread

yeah im sold

ten years ago you were so scared of such different things, but you survived them anyway. the same goes for five years ago and two years ago. everything that has ever felt like a hurdle, you’ve passed through. so be afraid, identify your fears, and then allow yourself to remember that in just a little while, this will be another thing that you have overcome.