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to the anon who wanted some Omen Noctis, I got u 👌
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always wear a seatbelt
📷 📷 📷 📷 📷 📷 📷 📷 📷 📷 📷 📷 📷 📷 do me
SEND ME A 📷 AND I’LL POST A GIF OF HOW MY MUSE WANTS TO FUCK YOURS || NO MORE I FEEL SINFUL–
//luna im gonna die you’re trying to kill me
❝ Do I have to jerk you off to blow your mind? ❞ as :)))) you :)))) wish :)))) jerk :)))) me :)))) off :)))))))))))))))))))))))
GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS. || ACCEPTING (holy shit lady luna pls)
« I don’t know how to take that at all but I think the answer is…… maybe????????????? »he’s broken luna what have you done
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GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS.
- ❝ God, what if we just fucked one day? ❞
- ❝ Don’t sass me in front of the internet. ❞
- ❝ Follow your stupid fucking dreams. ❞
- ❝ Come at me scrub lord, I’m ripped. ❞
- ❝ I just wanna have sex with space. ❞
- ❝ Get in the tub with me, daddy. ❞
- ❝ Will you just relax and let me kill for money? ❞
- ❝ That sounds like your problem. Fuck you. ❞
- ❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞
- ❝ Make like a tree and fucking die. ❞
- ❝ Dude just…just pity laugh at least. ❞
- ❝ Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird. ❞
- ❝ We are like the Stephen Kings of stupid. ❞
- ❝ Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ❞
- ❝ Do I have to jerk you off to blow your mind? ❞
- ❝ I haven’t had so much fun since I killed my parents. ❞
- ❝ Unfortunately I had sex with a guy/girl over the weekend. ❞
- ❝ What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS. ❞
- ❝ Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. ❞
- ❝ Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. ❞
- ❝ I need an ice cream sandwich and a gentle blowjob. ❞
- ❝ Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. ❞
- ❝ The bananas has gone bad! ❞
- ❝ I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet! ❞
- ❝ Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke. ❞
- ❝ What if everyone just had constant helicopter dick? ❞
- ❝ [ name ], does getting me wet fill you with determination? ❞
- ❝ I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian. ❞
- ❝ Wouldn’t it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? ❞
- ❝ These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed’. ❞
- ❝ Call me One Direction ‘cause my relevancy is dropping by the day. ❞
- ❝ One time I killed a person and I didn’t report it to the police. ❞
- ❝ I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. ❞
- ❝ Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. ❞
- ❝ If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! ❞
- ❝ [ name ], I’m on a date with a guy/girl right now and you’re embarrassing me. ❞
- ❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and I’m gonna climb inside. ❞
- ❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞
- ❝ I could pee on this couch, right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the eyes.❞
- ❝ Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’ ❞
- ❝ All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are blue, except for three of them. And there are four. ❞
- ❝ And Abraham said unto Moses, ‘Bro, dude, aliens.’ ❞
- ❝ I’m gonna throw you out the window. We don’t even have any windows in this room…I’m gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. ❞
- ❝ DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! – Sorry. That didn’t come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ❞
- ❝ [ name ], if there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.❞
- ❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞
- ❝ Next time we make love, [ name ], would you please refer to me as your sweet cakey treasure? ❞
- ❝ I try to show at least one other human-being my butt hole every single day. ❞
- ❝ The only people who don’t like sluts are the people who don’t get any. ❞
- ❝ Have you ever though of a career in driving people fucking insane? Because you are already a PRO at it. ❞
- ❝ I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. ❞
- ❝ First of all, you have to stop calling it ‘Mary Jane.’ That’s the first rule of stonerdom. People will think you’re a fucking narc. ❞
- ❝ First of all, no one says ‘pot-eyes’, you fuckin’ narc. ❞
- ❝ If by OK you mean like on the inside I’m just going ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’ then yes, I’m quite OK ❞
- ❝ When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. ❞
- ❝ Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.” ❞
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//oh my god i hate you when you do this-
/sLAM DUNKS A 📷 HEre ve r y gently if you're cool with that aaaaaaaa
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iris…. iris bb pls ur always welcome….
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Noct seemed to brood over this for a few moments while trying to come up with words. It was his fault for starting it, he couldn’t back out now. He’s really trying to get over his asocial behaviour sometimes-
“It’s even more embarrassing when you say it out loud…”, but it was a valid request. A little more hesitant and with a pouty mouth, the prince opened his legs, wrapping them around Prom’s waist and pushed him closer. It was quite comfortable keeping their shorts on underwater - it gave Noct some kind of safe not to get too close, making him move more freely even.
Noctis took another breath, closing his eyes just a little as his lips were overlapping with Prompto’s that were just– so warm and pleasant now.
The time passing between his question and the answer he was given felt like forever and a day. Relief washed over his shoulders and down his back like some warm comforting back rub; making the blond more eager to press in closer. Even if the position they were in was risky in its own right with dangerous emotions floating between them. Prompto was lucky he was still allowed in the bath all together.
Gentle. Noct was so gentle. Like he was scared he’d spook his friend into leaving if he moved too quickly. At least, that was how Prompto interpreted it. This kiss was kinder than the other one. Not cold, or rough. It was warm, and so very inviting. Hard to resist getting carried away with this. Pressing into it himself, he gave a genuine effort to control his excitement so he didn’t drown the two of them. He was letting his mind trace over the lips that he’d thought about a little too much. He wanted to remember the feeling like this, just in case he never got to have it again. Hesitantly, and very slowly, he searched for purchase somewhere along Noctis’ chest. They were so close, and he wanted to be closer. It took him a moment, but his fingers traced over skin to rest right below a collarbone; not daring to grab for a shoulder. He could only have so much. ‘I wish this could last forever’ was a thought he kept repeating. That ocean tumble might have ruined his brain.
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This boy is really-…
[ 📲 • Prompto 📷] —— i’m intimidating??? [ 📲 • Prompto 📷] —— people will think we’re a couple if you’re the only one getting me smth [ 📲 • Prompto 📷] —— since you’re not planning to do smth tmrw apparently [ 📲 • Prompto 📷] —— wanna go to the arcade and kill some time? [ 📲 • Prompto 📷] —— i’ll treat you
He’s doing his best, leave him alone.
[txt > Not Boyfriend™ ]: you’re a prince, its kinda expected.
[txt > Not Boyfriend™ ]: your locker will probably be full tomorrow at school, be real. im not the only one giving you stuff.
Prom didn’t really think his gift was all that good anyway.
[txt > Not Boyfriend™ ]: Arcade?? yeah i’m down! we can get some snacks too, my parents sent me a bit of money as a gift for the holiday :DDDD
[txt > Not Boyfriend™ ]: are we skippin school then? what time should we meet up?
xx | @caligarecaelum : #「txt」#like#ever wanted to know how a prince's kiss feels like??#yes pls?#Prompto???
« ...You could have asked sooner, you know... »
"Let me kiss it better" u3u ♡♡
REACTION MEME: Bruised and Broken Version || not accepting cuz this is late AF
« If you think that’ll make it heal faster, please do. Save me Iris, this sprained wrist is too much. » He was being a sarcastic brat, but held his already wrapped arm up to her anyway. Prom liked the attention from Iris, they’dbeen getting along really well lately.He was an idiot when racing with Noctis on those Chocobos earlier and skidded to the rocks when his bird lost it’s footing. Poor bird was also being checked out currently just in case, and he sure felt bad about it. He’d feed the poor girl later.« Thanks, Iris. »
"Can I kiss you?" >///>
Send “Can I kiss you?” to see how my muse responds. || IRIS MY LOVe-
That really… wasn’t expected. It made Prom’s chest feel a little stutter and tighten at the question. They hadn’t even been doing anything special. Just… sitting there looking through his photos from the previous day as they waited for everyone to come back from a run for some supplies.« Uh… Y-Yeah, sure if you want? I don’t mind… »Maybe she meant just a cheek kiss? Like she did with Noct sometimes? Prompto wasn’t sure but he was positive that his whole face was red by now. He wouldn’t mind either way.
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Noct’s other hand had wandered up to Prom’s face, stroking away a few blonde hair strands while keeping his lips where he wanted them to be, further exploring this unfamiliar feeling as both their bodies stayed pressed together.
Noct’s lips were rough, scratching against the soft ones of his friend as if he wanted to ruin them as well. There was more he could get out of Prompto, out of these kisses but the other’s fingers on his chest. It was really getting warm under that shirt.
Reluctantly, Noctis was pulling back, chest rapidly moving up and down in need for air. His eyes were mindlessly gazing at Prompto’s lips, his brain processing several sensorial inputs coming from his friend. It felt a little relieving to feel a little cold air around his cheeks, though the hair strands sticking on them was building up more heat with every breath.
Was Prompto feeling the buldge in Noct’s pants? Most likely, not that the prince cared a lot about it at the moment. Prompto initiated this - did he really understand what Noct was asking for earlier? Noct’s bed was just three steps away from them. He could act upon his promise right now - his body was tensed up from the build up in his pants already.
“do you-…” Noct was panting, trying to make his friend understand that he’s asking for his consent right now with the quick glances to his bed.
Hard. So hard to breathe, so hard to get his heart rate to slow down, so hard to not feel light headed- It was getting far too hot between them and Prompto could feel the pressure in his own pants just from pressing up against his friend. Oh, why did he have to move away? The blond’s line of sight flickered between Noct’s lips and his eyes that were vivid and full of something he wasn’t familiar with but knew very clearly what it was. The feeling between their hips was eerily similar, enough to make a guess. Prompto was panting almost as hard as his friend, holding onto Noctis for dear life; desperately wanting to continue their kiss but when he followed the other’s eyes for a moment, he understood. « Y-Yeah.. » it was a sighed breath of air as he pressed his hips in a little more with the smallest noise for a moment before backing off a step or two. The blond knew what had been asked of him, knew that this was probably a bad idea, knew it wasn’t the best course of action for a friendship with a prince, and still clung onto that arm so tightly as if he might fall. Hopefully he could perform as well as he wanted to, especially as he took a hesitant step towards that wonderful looking bed and hoping it would be as soft as it looked. Prom wasn’t sure how far they’d go, but at least he could be sure they’d be comfortable afterwards. That’s, as a wild guess, if he was allowed to stay overnight.