I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

need any help i can get

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost ps not risking it

Fuck this post

I am sorry…

sorry

sorry,not sorry

I love my momza  im not taking any chances

sorry

Why does this keep appearing on my damn dashboard!!!

I ignored it and then I felt very, very guilty about it…

i ignored it and then i felt very very guilty about it…

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

That’s the kind of crap I hate Tumblr for. It’s not sarcasm. Whoever started this thread should be - I can’t even come up with a perfect punishment without reblogging it first. I just hope that you suffer a lot. That’s all.

It’s evil because you cannot not reblog out of a messed up paranoia

Okay fuck you whoever did this

Seriously?! Fuck!!

Honestly who even makes these anymore

NO MY MOMMY NO BITCHES

NOT MY MOTHER

MOM PLEAS DON’T BE DED

momm y no

im desi and my mom is sometimes mean but I LOVE YOU MUMMA

also who the hell makes these

not risking it cuz i love her way too much

also, youre (the person who made it) an awful person. badbye

No risks with mumma sorry

my god

I don’t think I ever reblogged before hope I’m doing this right

I LOVE U MAMA

my mummy is tha best frfr

Who else cried when joel said ellie wasn't his daughter while she was on the verge of tears

i am once again begging y'all to write fatherfigure!joel miller / dad!joel miler / joel miller x teen!reader / joel miller x platonic!reader !!! this man is my dad he's my father figure and i need to read stuff like this 😭

Please, reblog! IIt’s called self defense. Apart from having here, in the US, one of the highest cases of homicide and rape in the world and high rate of GBV, think about how this could help your mother or sister

It’s a shame I have to reblog, but please do the same

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

When Russia sends you nudes

#what the fuck happened here

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

reblog it, because Russia can´t

Thanks Obama 

Wtf

When Russia makes this post illegal

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

I have found a Legendary Post

ITS HERE

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

How did Russia make a fucking TUMBLR POST illegal

@sammysamthenighttimeman I need you to see this

Reblog if you're black tumblr.

You don’t have to be black, it just means you support us, you stand by us and your for us.

BLM is still a thing. If you don’t reblog this, but would’ve in June/July you were only in support of black lives when it was a trend. They still need justice