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(Previously this blog was called fangirl) I follow my most recient obsessions. Aro-Ace non-binary.
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My masterlist of fics

This is the first time I'm publishing on Tumblr. I've usually finished the fic on Ao3 before uploading it here.

Here is my Ao3 username 255940g.

Transformers:

Aftermath of 'stuck on the nemesis': x (Complete)

Here is the inspiration fic: Stuck on the nemesis by tiredtealover

Comforting Raff:

Ch.1 , Ch.2, Ch.3 (Complete)

Here is the inspiration fic: Tale of corrupted sparks by ChronoQuantify.

Any title ideas guys?:

Ch.1, Ch.2, Ch.3, Ch.4, Ch.5, Ch.6, Ch.7, Ch.8, Ch.9, Ch.10, Ch.11, Ch.12, Ch.13, Ch.14, Ch.15, Ch.16, Ch.17, Ch.18, Ch.19, Ch.20, Ch.21, Ch.22, Ch.23, Ch.24, Ch.25, Ch.26, Ch.27,

Here is the inspiration fics: 1. Don't say you'd rather walk by Greyscales (sablescales). 2. Protection Protocol by Shelaar(JonathanAnubian)

Danny Phantom (In the near future ideally)

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suiheisen

i watch baseball for the side quests

throwback to 2021 when the exact same player started doing this extended water bottle bincoculars sight gag in the dugout

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stuckinnet

this is the same guy who also made himself a fruit cocktail midgame. he is The manic pixie dream girl

baseball is actually not a sport it’s just a documentary of human nature and how we battle boredom. the stuff these teams get up to while they’re waiting their turn.

and it’s hilarious when they pull pranks on each other, like attaching things to other people’s caps:

or the beloved hot foot prank:

or when they decided to put a guy’s pants over his head and make it seem like he was walking on his hands:

or when they opposing pitchers took turns playing tic tac toe every time they got on the mound:

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yokowan

i take back everything bad i've ever said about baseball these boys can fucking Post

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randomthunk

Sometimes you have to entertain yourself out in the field too, like the time Victor Robles made friends with a praying mantis.

and some college baseball shenanigans

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Dcxdp #25

Ambassador Danny pretending not to know anything about humans / the living

 the Justice League stepping a little bit too far into  infinite realm politics. so the realm says they will send an ambassador. For the council it's getting Danny away and learning things like diplomacy and also keeping an eye out on the heroes. Danny is a prince not a king of the zone but is told not reveal that due to security risks.

Danny is told not to reveal too much because of the Realms bad experiences with the government in his home dimension so Danny just plays down.  Amity Park and the places from DC are separate dimensions. Danny is having the time of his life  pretending to be a tourist in the living realm. And he keeps mentioning his time travel Adventures so they're all convinced he's very old.

Danny keeps scamming Heroes into doing the stupidest stuff just for his own amusement While he pretends to have no idea  what he's making them do. the heroes I'm imagining are Tim's Young Justice team like Kon, Bart and Cassie but it can really be any heroes

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Danny: I’m going out with the young Justice!

JL: ok.

Danny: Humans do ‘surprise tackle’ when greeting each other correct?

Nightwing (giggling because he totally ‘convinced’ the ambassador that is how humans greet eachother): yes

Danny: excellent! Then I shall surprise tackle them off the tower when I meet them! Oh! Perhaps we can race afterwards! I wonder how fast human fly?

JL: that sounds- wait what?

JL realizing that Phantom has come in contact with Wonder Woman, Superman, and Martian Manhunter (in disguise) and no one has explained yet that humans can’t fly.

Nightwing realising that he might have messed up.

JL: PHANTOM WAIT!

Danny poking the food: so let me get this straight, your food remains still?

JL: yes.

Danny: as in, it does not attack you?

JL:….yes….it’s cooked.

Danny: that seems highly inefficient. Learning to defend yourself is an essential thing for the development of younglings.

JL: it’s…cooked….when something is cooked it doesn’t fight back.

Danny: well that is just not true. When the lunch lady cooks, all her meat monsters fight back quite well actually.

Danny: comes into the watch tower and takes a long look around. Then starts a one sided conversation in the air.

JL: …..

JL: what are you doing?

Danny: oh, just talking with the other ghosts here. Also, the nice lady is asking if perhaps you could turn the heat up? It’s a bit cold.

Danny gifts something to every member of the JL based on stars. Then makes a huge show of looking sad or disappointed over the next few weeks. When someone asks he makes a sad story that gifting others things related to your obsession is a sign of trust and friendship. He guesses he must have been a fool for thinking the JL thought of him as a friend. sigh.

cue the JL now frantically trying to find something to gift Danny only for him to be like…it’s nice but…this isn:t your obsession? And politely accept it but be act more confused/sad so now the JL are trying to figure out what their ‘obsession’ is to find a gift related to that. (Fun fact, Batman could literally give Danny a lift of his failsafes for villains/other JL members. Or a research report.)

The flash one days brings a thermos for lunch and Danny freaks out and hides.

Danny: I’m so exited for tommorow’s Holdiday! It’s the eve of gracious!

JL: ….what’s that?

Danny: it’s a wonderful holiday celebrating a union between two feuding kingdoms in the realms. As a show of faith, everyone must hug constantly all day. So what are your plans for the holiday?

Danny acting all panicked.

JL: what’s wrong?

Danny: I’m worried about the virus.

JL: ….what virus?

Danny: the ghost virus? You know, the one where you have to wear purple with orange polka dots because the ghost bacteria are repelled by those colors and the pattern confuses their senses? That one? The one that if you catch it, will melt all your limbs off and give you a rash worse than poison Ivy? I recently found out that apparently, none of you have had your vaccines. So i’m worried.

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nerdpoe

Dani, tired and with her powers acting up, is cornered in an alley in Gotham by a couple of thugs. She lies to get out of the situation. It works...far better than she expected.

"Come at me if you're willing to deal with my dad!"

"...Okay kid, I'll bite. Who's yer dad?"

"The Red Hood you big dumb butt."

"That's cute. Listen, kid, you can't just lie about something like-"

"-And who the fuck said she was lying?" Comes a mechanical rasp from the fire escape above them.

Dani isn't sure how it got from the Red Hood beating the shit out of those thugs to her being in one of the Red Hood's safehouses, eating some of the best food she's had in forever.

Or; Jason may or may not have a Bruce situation on his hands, what with this random kid saying she's his. Chances are, she was lying. He doesn't really care if she really is his biological kid or not, he's keeping her.

Ok but jason *thinks* danny is triggered because envy or something. No, danny's just having crisis. He is *way too young* to be in any situation where he realizes he has a thing for anybody who can competently care for his child.

Goddamn he's barely 18 and he's having a midlife crisis already. It doesnt help that jason checks all the other boxes that danny is already aware of, those being: a protector slash vigilante, dead or dead adjacent, and able to break danny's spine in one fell motion.

And its not like dani is his *child.* They tried it once, and it was weird. They're a lot more comfortable with danny being dani's jazz. They even have the same age gap - well, they *did*, dani seems to be stuck at 12 while danny kept aging. (Frostbite said not to worry about it, as she appears to be reasonably stable otherwise. Danny still lays awake at night and worries.)

At first, Danny had stuck around only because of how suspicious of this random guy taking Dani in. Dani hadn't told him that Jason was Red Hood because she thought it was hilarious and couldn't wait to see his face when he figured it out, so his Fruitloop radar had been pinging like mad.

Dani also tells Jason that Danny is aware of who he is. It takes exactly one week for Danny to catch Red Hood climbing through the window of his house at the end of patrol. Danny immediately attacks and, dammit, now Jason's competency kink is triggered. Danny has him pinned and is threatening him when Dani fades into visibility, giggling like mad in the air, and Danny realises who he's pinning. Jason may have been letting him win because he didn't want to hurt him, but dayum - that man is STRONG.

Danny starts to be a bit less antagonistic towards Jason after this, but still hasn't warmed up to him fully. For Jason's part, he just wants to find a level ground with Danny so that they can provide the best care for Dani.

About a month into his attempts at civility and friendliness and he's starting to get dejected. He's made absolutely zero headway with Danny, and to make things worse - he's starting to catch feelings for him. Dani has stopped finding this so funny and has moved into exasperation at her two chosen adults, so she decides to help out with some advice.

Jason is not sure what to do with the advice "try to kill him. It's worked for all his previous partners." But then Dani calls in the cavalry - Valerie Grey. Danny's ex-girlfriend/rogue turned actual hero.

Dammit. He really is turning in to Bruce.

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zylev-blog

Villain Fenton au 3

Danny is the son of the two biggest supervillains in the world. He has weekly get togethers with the legion of doom, and those villains came to every single one of his birthday parties growing up.

Needless to say, Danny has no friends his own age. To remedy this, he creates a persona: James Nightingale: normal high schooler.

Now, his parents and extended villain family all know this. How could they not? He learned all his tricks from them, after all. But they let him have his fun. After all, every villain needed a secret identity.

But now Danny has a new problem. He’s pretty sure that Lex’s clone son, Kon-El, has a secret identity and goes to his school. He can’t prove it, but he’s positive that the teen boy is the same. Conner Kent is an oddity, but he speaks with the same tone of voice as Lex, and has his smile and eye color. But he has those dorky glasses that Danny’s pretty sure he doesn’t need.

Danny’s first goal to being a normal teenager is to befriend Conner Kent.

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ryoalouette

I can imagine, in the direction of Crack(TM):

Civilian/normal teenager Danny persona: Conner Kent is my bestie!

Villain Danny persona: Superboy shall be my (bestie) nemesis! Muahaha! Also Superboy, can you ask Superman if he's partial with his X pie recipe?

Superboy/Conner Kent: ... I'm pretty sure that my new friend(?) has a Split Personality disorder or something of the likes. RR, have you ever dealt with something like this..?

Red Robin, who had basically another personality in the form of Joker (or Joker Jr, up to you) at some point of his life:

Also Red Robin, whose mentor Batman has a literal Rogue named Two-Face, personality literally split into two:

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In Amity Park, you pour your cooking oil down the drain. Wes was not told that this action was inappropriate anywhere else.

It served two functions; the melted plastic bits would bring about the Blob Ghosts that liked fixing things, thereby making sure they had some on hand in case the house got damaged by a ghost attack, and the blockage would slow down the other, more ravenous Blob Ghosts; the ones that ate trash.

Except that "trash" really meant "anything inanimate", and it was better to hold those off with a distraction while summoning the helpful Blobs.

When Wes was doing what he normally did, his new roommate almost broke his legs vaulting over the counter to stop him.

"What are you doing?!" Jimmy shouted, voice cracking. "You'll melt the plastic bits and clog the pipes!"

"....Yes?" Wes didn't understand.

Then he did.

"Oh! You don't have the-okay. So how do I get rid of it here, then?"

"No, go back. We don't have the...what?"

Wes sighed, put down the pan, and pulled up a copy of the NDA he'd signed to be able to leave Amity Park.

"Confidential."

Jimmy, somehow, convinces him to break the NDA on the grounds that NDA's are not legally binding if the corporation or group that made him sign it were doing anything illegal.

Then Jimmy convinces him to say everything about his town again, but to his reporter friend Clark Kent.

Somehow, that evolved into Wes visiting his parents and smuggling both Jimmy and Clark into Amity Park.

“I’m not certain how illegal it is. Not a law expert or anything like that.”

“You do have a fair number of protections even if you suspect something might be illegal but it actually isn’t,” Jimmy opens his computer and pulls up his ‘whistleblower laws’ folder, a very useful resource for a journalist to have. “And if it’s something that’s actively endangering people, you’re especially protected under a few different laws.”

Wes looks over the documents that Jimmy has open. “Huh. It looks like I am legally covered. Neato.”

Jimmy waits for Wes to start explaining, an event that doesn’t occur.

“Wes, bud, are you going to explain things?”

“Alright, uh, that contract? That’s just the paper one, the official ‘legal’ one. But there’s actually another. So… how much do you know about magic contracts?”

Jimmy thinks things over for a few moments, putting the pieces together. In truth, this garbage disposal thing was the last straw in a long line of weird things Jimmy has noticed about Wes’s hometown. Stuff like tensing up when people say ‘I wish’ or long rants about how cemeteries are incredibly stupid.

“Wes,” Jimmy says, trying desperately to connect the dots in his mind “did you grow up in actual hell or something? Even Gotham isn’t that crazy!”

Wes laughs.

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“I’m telling you, Clark, it annoys my reporter senses. I can feel a story there. Just today, he told me he’s under a magical contract that prevents him from telling people about his hometown.”

Clark Kent looks deep in thought. “Jimmy, do you think this is something dangerous? Something that’s harming civilians?”

Jimmy thinks for a few moments. “It’s hard to tell. You know how it is. It could be a supervillain thing. It could be something innocent that’s been taken over by bad actors. It could be nothing nefarious, but it looks bad from the outside.”

Clark nods. “So we need more information.”

“Yeah, but unless you have an expert in magical law handy, we’re kind of stuck.”

“I might know someone who can help.”

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“Since when are you able to contact Zatanna Zatara on short notice?” Jimmy questions Clark. “It would have made the entertainment beat so easy, Clark! We could’ve been interviewing her this whole time!”

Clark looks sheepish.

Zatanna steps in. “Kent only received my contact information recently. But if you want, you can do my next interview next time I’m in metropolis for a show.” She winks at him, handing over a buisness card.

Jimmy blushes.

Zatanna is a master of misdirection. It applies to conversation more often than one might think, especially since she works with secret identities so often.

Jimmy knocks on the door. Technically, it’s his apartment too, but he’s in reporter-mode right now. Wes knows he’s coming over for an interview and bringing a consultant and one of his friends from work, so it doesn’t take long for him to answer the door.

Wes looks at them for a few seconds in a bit of shock. “Dude,” he says to Jimmy “since when is Superman a reporter?”

Clark smiles and gives a bit of an awkward laugh. “Yeah, I’ve heard we look alike before.”

“This is Clark Kent,” Jimmy says, “he’s my friend from work.”

“Like the Justice League?”

Clark lets out another awkward laugh, and glances at Zatanna for help. He’s never been good at socializing.

Zatanna is staring at Wes. She inspects him like a puzzle she can’t seem to figure out.

Jimmy ushers everyone inside before closing the door. They move to the sitting area, a couch and a few chairs tucked to one half of the apartment. Since the pair don’t normally have guests, one of the chairs is taken over by a stack of board games, some junk mail, a winter jacket, and other miscellaneous things. This means they’re short a chair. Jimmy sits on the floor.

“All jokes aside-“ Clark tries to start.

“It’s not a joke. Look, I get the whole secret identity thing is important to you for some reason. But there’s no reason to keep up the whole charade when everyone here already knows.”

Jimmy just blinks because has Wes gone insane? There’s no way that Clark Kent could actually be Superman.

“And if I’m being honest,” Wes continues “you could probably disguise yourself better. Your voices sound really similar, and you don’t have a mask or change hair color or anything.”

Jimmy supposes they look similar.

“I don’t believe I introduced myself.” Zatanna smiles politely. “Zatanna Zatara. You could say I know a thing or two about magic.”

“Wes Weston. At least you don’t have a secret identity.”

“I’m going to do a few diagnostic spells to make sure there’s no lingering curses or anything on you.” Wes nods, and Zatanna starts casting.

Jimmy watches as Wes’s body shifts. His skin becomes paler. His eyes brighter, almost glowing. His teeth sharpen into fangs, his fingers into claws. Jim feels his heart pounding and his breath quicken. Something about his friend feels cold and dark and endless. Jimmy hates it, he wants to run and hide but he can’t move, and he doesn’t think he can outrun whatever that thing is.

Zatanna pulls back, reverting Wes to his initial form. Jimmy feels his body begin to calm down. How could his friend possibly hide that kind of thing? Whatever it was, it was terrifying.

Jimmy looks up at Wes, and sees concern and fear spread across his friends face.

And Jimmy knows that Wes never meant to scare him. Wes is still his friend, even if he’s secretly a demon or something.

“I’ve felt magic like this before” says Zatanna. “What do you know about Ra’s Al Ghul?”

"Who?"

This whole interview thing is weird. Ignoring the fact that one of the interviewers is Superman (honestly, Danny had a better disguise, and his was just a pallette swap!), the consultant does magic. Whatever spell she'd done had pulled his more liminal traits to the surface.

"You don't know him?" Zatanna asks, looking puzzled.

"Should I?"

"The magic around you, feels rather similar to his Lazarus Pits," Zatanna says.

"Lazarus Pits?" That sounded familiar.

"They're pools of bubbling green liquid, that have the ability to bring back the dead, or heal those on the brink of death, albeit, sometimes with some side effects," Superman says.

Wes frowns.

"That just sounds like spoiled ectoplasm." Oh, wait, that's where he knows it from! "Actually, yeah I think that's exactly what it is. Ancients knows Danny's complained about them enough," Wes muttered.

"Ectoplasm?" Jimmy said, "As in Ghost Busters? Ghost residue?"

"Basically," Wes says. "Sorry, who's this... Ra's guy?"

"He owns these pits," Zatanna explains, "Have you had an encounter with them? Is that why you are coated with that magic?"

"Never seen a pool of ectoplasm before," Wes says, "But you can blame the local nutjobs from my hometown for the exposure. Not sure how much I can say beyond that."

"How... do they expose you to... ghost magic?" Jimmy asks, tilting his head.

Wes frowns, then grins.

"You punch a hole in the universe."

There. Vague enough to not directly talk about the portal.

Zatanna takes a very slow breath in, then an even longer breath out, pinching her brow.

After a few moments of silence, she speaks up.

"I'm going to call Constantine."

Superman lets out a huff, and Wes finds himself agreeing.

Danny's complained about a Constantine guy plenty of times. Something about souls and paperwork.

(id like the preface this by saying ive literally never written a dp x dc thing in my life and know next to nothing abt Constantine other than ghosts, demon pacts, magic and gruff, so im making things up as i go. don't be mad if it's not accurate to canon, bcos idk what canon is!)

Constantine, unsurprisingly, did not want to help; regardless of his initial curiosities. The rundown he'd gotten was a boy bound by magical contract that he, clearly, knows very littles about, and exposed to enough ectoplasm he's got a whole ghost-liminal-thing form underneath his skin.

When he gets to the kids meager apartment he's already been joined by Clark and Jimmy. They spread out in the sitting room, a sitting room that Jimmy actually bothered to clean up so he didn't wind up on the floor again, only for Constantine to refuse to use the seat offered to him.

"So, let's see this contract." He grunts, holding his hands out and tracing a series of lines in the air. Wes watches with effortlessly buried curiosity at the dull green lines left behind by his odd hand movements. Something complex and impressive settles itself in the air, before disappearing between one blink and the next.

The man squints. Wes watches him think visibly and bites down a comment telling him don't hurt yourself thinking so hard, because he looks like he's about to combust from doing such a thing.

Then, his squinting, thoughtful-confused expression turns to a scowl. "What the Hells is this?" He gestures, as if he's seeing something in the air between him and Wes, "Who did ya' contract?"

Wes tilts his head. That's hard to say, around the neon green magic swirling in his throat and around his tongue. Metaphorical, of course, he'd be concerned if the contract caused literal lights like that. He wants to say it flat out, but it must've been in the fine print to not say their identity.

So, expectedly, it takes a decent chunk of thinking to come up with an alternative name the contract will let out. It winds up being, "The Young Ancient. Hah! I didn't think that'd work..." He murmurs, the green in his eyes burning a little brighter.

You could hear a pin drop in the room, with how still Constantine went.

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"I don't know If I can break this kid" Constantine eventually confesses, "the crown prince is insanely powerful"

"I know. I don't really need you to. I knew what I was getting myself into when I signed it." Wes answered, surprising everyone, "I signed it for the safety of a large portion of the population back home. Only reason I'm telling you guys anything is because I know you're smart enough to keep your mouth shut"

Clark pipes up, "I'm sure whatever threat this young antient prince guy is to your neighbors, the justice league is able to help"

"No" Wes says, "He's not the threat, he's the protector. The magic NDA is to make his job easier by avoiding giving new threats any ideas."

"Are you sure kid? This guy is no joke and ghosts are able to lie." Constantine warns.

"Trust me. This is what's best for everyone. Don't believe me? Ask him yourself. He's been meaning to contact you about your many contracts anyway."

Just then a green flouting scroll appears in front of John.

"Seems like he approves of my idea"

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Prompt 277

Danny would be pouting, but this? This is actually kind of hilarious. He’d be laughing his ass off if he could, but allows himself to shriek excitedly around the binky in his mouth. Jordan on the other hand has no such thing stopping him, letting out his own toddler cackle as something bursts into flames. 

Their current caretaker- Clockwork’s nephew apparently, who is on babysitting duty for the next couple of decades- coos, and then they’re off again. Someone had apparently wanted their sort-of-Fraid-member to go to a meeting despite him informing them he’d be unavailable.

So of course he- and the three of them and Ms. Teekl the cat- just had to set the whole place on fire. You honestly can’t be that rude! It’s like, not exactly maternity leave, but something similar- don’t make fun of him he’s stuck with a toddler-brain right now! 

(All three of them would’ve had completely toddler minds if not for the fact that they were partially made from ectoplasm) 

Really, it was perfectly normal for them to set the building aflame and disappear into another dimension, even if maybe not for humans. Everyone knew you didn’t try to mess with a nesting Realms being! Especially if they weren’t fully Fraid yet. Honestly it’s all the idiots’ fault. 

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Klarion gets dragged to a meeting with the Light. So if course he brings the babies. He can't just leave them alone! That would be bad! And since he was, you know, summoned? He didn't really have a chance to say no. The look of horror on Luthor's face? Would make him cackle for months to come. The terror when his baby cousins set the hall on fire? Priceless. He loves them so much! They are amazing! And... They have escaped. Dammit! He's gotta track em down. Peepaw would be disappointed if he lost them. So, halfa hunting it is! Klarion just hoped the Justice Losers see them. They would try to adopt them. He just knows it.

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Prompt 293

Jason takes a deep breath. He takes a deep breath, in for ten seconds, out for eight, and just takes a minute before looking again. Nope, there’s still the strange quartet of orbs in the box of what should be stolen weapons (What, the government had enough, honestly) that gave his workers the heebie-jeebies. 

Which is not the vibe he gets from them. In fact, he’s actually kind of concerned with how much he has to beat the Pit back with how quickly it lurches to latch onto the… Well they’re not gems, and he’s a little wary about touching them at first, but the Pit does seem to settle when he does.

Alright, he can deal with this. It’s not like he has several heads in a duffel bag that needs to be delivered or a tiny assassin child back in his safehouse (Seriously Talia, why was he the preferred babysitter?) or an entire gang in Crime Alley to deal with. It’ll be fine. 

He would like to curse out his past self, because there’s now four babies in his safehouse that appeared to have fucking hatched from the orbs. Goddamnit. 

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Recently, while staring far too long at a potato chip, it occurred to me that the ridges could possibly be used to create a lenticular effect. So I got out some chip dip (and the smallest paint brush I have) to test it out. I started with a simple 2-frame illustration of a football and a basketball, then I painted a little sour cream and onion dip bird. 🥔🕊️ - via my new @brockdavisart instagram

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How to Finish

I drew this poster for Jon Acuff and his FINISH book tour. Big thanks to Jon for this collaboration, his book has some great ideas about how to complete creative and life goals.

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Love this, but reblogging it specifically for “Get rid of secret rules.” That’s one of the most amazing illustrations—and points—I’ve ever seen.

so important especially for perfectionists who procrastinate and never finish, or even start because they set such high standards for themselves.

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He'd moved to metropolis on a whim.

The city was big, he's earning good money via commissioned things (most people come to him for cosplay actually, who knew that knowing how to build a sci-fi gun that doesn't even work would be this wanted??) and he's got a nice apartment!

Superman and Supergirl were the active heroes, he didn't need to involve himself anymore with the world of heroes, he would continue as a civilian. It was better this way.

So how come LexLuthor, of all people, what is his luck?, sends him an invitation to LexCorp AND once declined, seemed to have created some sort of energy absorbing weapon that directly zoomed in on his immediate whenever around?

Civilian life is one thing.

Being rescued via Super for the 9th time is another.

"Hey Danny." Supergirl grins, they're floating to the side as Superman deals with Lex.

"Hey, Supergirl." Danny replies with a sigh, holding his bag.

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Is Danny really just sitting in the cell waiting for a Super rescue? Or do they keep fishing him out from a half way escape? Where he has managed to already half ruin Lex's plan. Because this is Danny. He does not take well to being held captive. He might be a civilian yes. But he is still a Fenton. His Mother would be appalled if he just let himself be a damsel.

Is Danny about to become Supergirl's version of Lois Lane or Jimmy Olsen?

Danny on Twitter to Lex:

The week after he posted that Lex grabbed him again. Incensed at the audacity of it. Danny just sighed and pressed the tracker. Then started to pull various random items out of his pockets. You'd think Lex would learn. But no. Danny got to work picking the lovks, even as Lex was barely starting his monologue.

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People who don't already know where Danny came from tend to ask him if he came from Gotham. He gets the question a lot on Twitter. He just has that vibe, y'know?

And it confuses Danny every time. Like, "No? I've never even been to New Jersery?? I'm from Illinois???"

Can't decide whether the Gothamites on Twitter should claim he is spiritually one of theirs or be offended that anyone would even suggest it.

Offended at the very idea. How dare! He's in Metropolis! No Metropolitan is allowed to be considered a Gothamite. Rude! He gets saved by the Supers! He smiles! Look at him?! He's happy and shit! Just who would! The audacity! They can't even believe you! (If he abandoned Metropolis? Then yeah sure. But he lives in sunshine ville)

I'm just saying that Vlad should get so offended. HOW DARE LUTHOR TRY TO STEAL HIS FRUITLOOP TITLE?

He's the only fruitloop allowed in his godson's life! He's gonna make this bald billionaire regret ever setting his eyes on his nemesis/nephew/co-parent/King !

Dani is dying of laughter in the background while Dan is egging him on, giving him more ideas to piss Lex off.

Danny... Well Danny is going to close his eyes for a moment and enjoy his bitching dinner with the Lois Lane and Jimmy Olsen.

Mid-way through the dinner Danny becomes Lois' best friend by accidentally bringing up Ghost Gossips™ that will help Lois greatly for a few articles she was planning to write.

Danny is getting a live update of what Vlad is planning via Ellie and Jordan. Who are both enjoying this way to much. Lois of course smells chaos. And she needs to know!

Lois becomes the only reporter he will talk to.

When he goes to the gala and sees that the Daily Planet sent Clark instead, he tells him to "get your wife. I'll only speak with her." Jordan and Ellie decide to follow suit, prompting Vlad to also only want to deal with Lois. "My children have chosen her, and they have historically only made excellent choices."

Clark attempts to bring up the news article about Danny first fighting him when he was mayor, to which Vlad sniffs condescendingly and states: "Like I said - excellent decisions." He offers no further explanation.

Clark texts Lois rather sulkily. "Your friend is bullying me! He won't talk unless it's you!*. Lois is crying with laughter. Obviously she is dressed and at the event asap. Danny and family clearly have plans. And she wants to see them go down. Plus, lovingly stealing each other's articles is how they flirt.

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I can definitely see Danny as the Lois Lane for Kon. When it gets brought up, Jazz mercilessly teases Danny that he also has a type for bad boys and stalks him like he did for Johnny 13. Meanwhile, When someone mentions how Kon is following in Clark’s footsteps with his own Lois, Kon has a mini identity crisis before determining no, he’s a mad scientists, it doesn’t count. (Ahhh, denial.)

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Been Watching Weird Fruit Explorer(?)... and I just...

W-Who let Bored Danny have BooTube?

Sorry, YOU-Tube. He has TWO Apps now. BooTube is bigger. Way more random, yet... somehow more niche? Meh. It's what happens when you get billions of billions of people who all have their own Obsessions to rant over, on a site.

Ember's channel is pretty lit, tho, ngl.

He stopped using YOU-Tube almost overnight. Too many ads, weird algorithmic pushiness. No thanks. It was too small and too "trying to take my money". You know?

Buuuuut? See.... TUCKER is the Tech guy.

Coding and that sort of stuff. HE does hands on work. You want a toaster? He can MAKE you a toaster! With LAZERS! Runs off The Goo! But a program? Eeeeeeeh? Hit it with hammer maybe? Monkey make fire? Hit with stick? Blergh.

Yeah, he can SORTA push through.

But he suuuucks.

And like... he had a headache, okay? His project had just, quiet literally, exploded in his face. So when he looked at his phone? All the apps were blobs. He clicked the one that LOOKED kinda right. Shoved his arm in his phone and brute forced a channel set up.

He figured he could ramble about Space!

It's not like he cared is anyone LISTENS or not! It's a "for him" thing, you know? Like a diary. But more... putting on a ☆~show~☆?

So he rambles from the floor of his Lair's Lab, crashs and wails in the distance, green sky occasionally visible as he lazily floats by windows. Dropping... juuuust past human knowledge understanding of Space. Talking like he's STUDYING somewhere. Referencing PAPERS no human will ever be able to find.

But a few they WILL.

Some of which, are currently? Only half written.

But then? Oh YEAH... he should eat! You know... Sam keeps bringing him fruits and veggies and stuff from her internship at that Botanical Lair. Stuff never seen before of Earth. Or hasn't been seen in centuries.

Again, like, a FEW that? Randomly? Have???

He picks up something sharply purple, bright orange insides. Crisp crunch. He makes a face. And starts to ramble about it, distracted from Space. "Weirdly mushroom-y" he notes. "Kinda bubblegum sweet? But like... CHEAP bubblegum. Like it hits you all at once and is kinda chemically. But it disappears real fast? Huh. Spicy too..."

It's the first video on the Playlist. One of hundreds. Two of the green Lanterns RECONIZE that fruit ad HIGHLY toxic to humans, can't recognize what planet they're seeing. Or how this alien teen got himself on YouTube.

He seems... unaware of how incredibly famous he's become.

But his strange techno Pharoah friend has not. HE is both perfectly aware and apparently amused. Has taken to feeding him rare and hazardous flora and fauna, to see if it tastes good.

....there have been an alarming number of plants from dead planets.

And the comments the kid makes? Alarming as hell.

Sam's just pleased everybody's getting their greens. Danny's glad him n tuck get to hang and do "try weird foods and fuck around, bro time". They've made lazers! Talked about stuff! Debated why Martian Manhunter is THE superior Justice League member.

Danny understands. Wonder Woman is a BAMF. But he's biased, Tucker. He doesn't CARE if she has a sword and flowy, impressive locks! Shape-shifting telepath! From MARS!!! *imaginary mic drop*

And Tucker? Is conquering the YouTube scene with this charming, weird, relatable young alien. Who rambles about Space, debates nerd stuff, eats weird plants and describes them, and makes sci-fi technology! Theme? WHAT THEME? Phantom is a weird channel, man. You never know what you'll find!

And no one can get rid of it.

Believe them, governments have TRIED. Censorship? Not possible. Not without removing the whole SITE.

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Danny just out here, living his best un-life. Giving heroes and governments headaches. How did he get a Kryptonian fruit? Was that from Oa?!? That.. That was Martian? How.. What? Did he just discuss science we haven't released to the general public of Earth? How does he know space travel tech so well?!? Where does the alien teen live?! How is he on Earth!! Why can we not find him!?!?!

Tucker! Is really enjoying the change to flex his skills. The Justice League have been failing to crack his system. The Justice League!! He thought they'd have found them by now! But no! He's just that good! *Breaks into egomaniacal laughter*

Man's got to have his hobbies~☆

WHO'S THE LOSER NOW, Superman5ever32!? *maniacal cackling*

*Danny sloooowly leans into frame*

......you.... you good, man? When was the last time you slept? You're falling back into bad habits again. We gotta talk? Do I gotta get the spritz bottle?

The world sees Danny tackle Tucker out of frame. And grapple him to the kitchen. Time for vegetable smoothie my guy. Clearly you need a *cleanse*. Tucker is visibly struggling with all his nerdy might.

Tucker: NO! I am a GOD!!

Danny: Yeahhh... Ima call Sam. We need to pop your ego before something bad happens buddy!

Tucker: Why! Why do you betray me this way!

Danny: BFF's my guy. Can't let the power get to you again. You KNOW what happened last time!

Well now, that's concerning. They need to find them even faster. Clearly the alien teen is the only thing between his friend and chaos. And the Justice League know how unreliable THAT can be.

God I love that dynamic? This super petty Techno GOD of a Pharoah... who's apparently decided not to conquer Earth. No, no, JUUUUST YouTube.

Legally.

Well, SEMI-Legally.

All while being Unhinged and talking like a "Rue The DAY!" Type Supervillian of old. Ornate, crazy people with red string taking half the room type plans. Sweet talking his girlfriend who is apparently an ever revolving string of PDAs with old lady names. Killer eye liner.

Legitimately, terrifyingly, capable of destroying Assholes and Doxxers. Do not feed the trolls? You FOOL! HE is the carnivore here! HE feeds UPON the trolls!!! Bwahahahaha!

He has a patreon.

People LOVE this unhinged nightmare man. He needs unlimited therapy FOREVER. Sells cute plushies n tee-shirts. Posts RANTING videos on 1) technology. And 2) everything to do with exactly ONE(1) lesser known Egyptian Pharoah's rule.

Dude has some surprisingly strong opinions on the subject.

But? It's also? Kind of like getting to watch Chaotic Good and Chaotic Neutral brawl it out in a hamster cage. Fruit guy keeps pulling the "enforced self care via running tackle" from off screen. You can see him just? Minding his business...

Then Pharoah will say something SUS ™.

And he just...

Leeeeeans back into frame.

And squints at him.

Wham!

Cut to a loony tune style mash up of the guy wrangling this Sci-Fi, gold n silks, techno futurist Suave Villian turn YOWLING CAT of a full grown man? Off screen to: 1) go too bed. 2) eat a vegetable, ANY vegetable. 3) touch some fucking grass, you HEATHEN.

And more!

You couldn't script shit like this is you TRIED. It's ADHD the channel. Surreal, educational, there was a weenie dog uprising at one point. No, no, not the DOG breed. Like... hot dogs. The FOOD! Yes they're serious!

And that's not touching the random "Guest Speakers"! Fruit guy? Some times just let's? Rando's take his phone and record. There was a Blob. It looked like pudding with a face. Gave a VERY serious lecture, with scribbles on a note book, for presumably visual aids? Entirely in this chirpy lil uwu language no one could understand.

Except fruit guy.

He was FASCINATED.

Another was some sort of praying mantis monk. This REALLY impassioned shell playing giant otter who was trying out a "new sound" for his band. And a suit of armor explaining why some guy called Lobo "is a lil BITCH who still owes him 20 credits, no, killing me WONT GET YOU OUT OF IT YOU-".

It's amazing.

The comment section would be wild. Just the hottest mess. Are we sure they are ON Earth? Like, really? Actually on the planet. They haven't just managed to tap in via the satellites? I know we saw grass. But other planets have that too right? The channel spawns riscord servers. Clickers. Dumblr accounts. There is fan art! Shipping. It is a whole thing™. Danny is blissfully unaware. Tucker? He knows what he did. Especially with that Egyptian Pharoh inspired mini skirt/kilt number. The gold highlights. Getting Danny into a skintight pair of jeans, and a crop top. Tucker knows.

Hawkman and Hawkwoman? Are concerned™ Pharoh? Yeah... They are preeeety sure they know the guy he's talking about. If he is who they think he is? Well they are glad his friend seems capable of keeping him under control. That was, NOT a fun life time. At all. The Green Lanterns are impressed. Phantom is very knowledgeable about a lot of niche areas of intergalactic science. They really want to track him down. If they could get him on the watchtower? With their own scientists? Imagine what they could do!

If Danny is Chaotic Good and Tucker is Chaotic Neuteral then I suppose Sam is Chaotic Evil?

I can only imagine she pops up very occasionally maybe, but holds an entire video hostage about conservation, how to not fuck up the environment, and how to do stuff that probably falls into ecoterrorism. That and viewers get to see a REAL fight between Veggies and Meat.

Tucker: I’m not saying Manbat could hit it, … but I wouldn’t kick him out for eating crackers in bed.

Not long at all. Tucker is a furry and proud of it. He has outgrown his weak, nerdish youth. He is weird and proud, thank you! It doesn't help that Danny absolutely had them play 'smash or pass'. Hero and villain edition. Which obviously went wild. Danny? Didn't think it would be an issue. This was Bootube! No heroes are gonna see it! Except well, Tucker knew this wasn't Bootube. He coulda told Danny. But he didn't. And now the heroes have to live with the knowledge gained.

"Red Hood" "Smash" :)

While I love that, I raise you Danny saying 'pass' to any of the baseline humans. "It's not prejudice or anything. Buuutt.. I am kinda concerned I might, ya know, hurt a normal human if we... ya know. I mean, high emotion makes my powers go on the fritz, can you imagine how fucked up that would be man?"

The aliens in the justice league like martian manhunter and super fam will be very interesset in where the got fruit from their dead planet.

Supergirl can show j'onn a video of danny an co. Eat fruit from mars. j'onn could be like:" i have to find out where they are, so i can ask where they got that." Or just be confused about it or something.

Oh yes. They are so very confused. It's been months! Months! And they still can't find them! They aren't hurting anyone. But they are causing chaos. The scientific field is in raptures. NASA wants to hire Phantom. C'mon! Please! We want to hire the young alien with forbidden knowledge! Just one little alien employee!

Tucker? Having the time of his life. Encourages Sam to find the weirdest plants. Brings her over to talk about how to grow them properly. Even in different planets. Danny talking about the tech you need to emulate the correct conditions. Tucker talking about the coding needed to make sure it all runs correctly.

J'onn? Bullies Bruce into building him and Superman some green houses. He wants the fruit from his childhood. Orders seeds from Tucker's online store. Sam helped him get the seeds. She wants to get these plants back out there!

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Been Watching Weird Fruit Explorer(?)... and I just...

W-Who let Bored Danny have BooTube?

Sorry, YOU-Tube. He has TWO Apps now. BooTube is bigger. Way more random, yet... somehow more niche? Meh. It's what happens when you get billions of billions of people who all have their own Obsessions to rant over, on a site.

Ember's channel is pretty lit, tho, ngl.

He stopped using YOU-Tube almost overnight. Too many ads, weird algorithmic pushiness. No thanks. It was too small and too "trying to take my money". You know?

Buuuuut? See.... TUCKER is the Tech guy.

Coding and that sort of stuff. HE does hands on work. You want a toaster? He can MAKE you a toaster! With LAZERS! Runs off The Goo! But a program? Eeeeeeeh? Hit it with hammer maybe? Monkey make fire? Hit with stick? Blergh.

Yeah, he can SORTA push through.

But he suuuucks.

And like... he had a headache, okay? His project had just, quiet literally, exploded in his face. So when he looked at his phone? All the apps were blobs. He clicked the one that LOOKED kinda right. Shoved his arm in his phone and brute forced a channel set up.

He figured he could ramble about Space!

It's not like he cared is anyone LISTENS or not! It's a "for him" thing, you know? Like a diary. But more... putting on a ☆~show~☆?

So he rambles from the floor of his Lair's Lab, crashs and wails in the distance, green sky occasionally visible as he lazily floats by windows. Dropping... juuuust past human knowledge understanding of Space. Talking like he's STUDYING somewhere. Referencing PAPERS no human will ever be able to find.

But a few they WILL.

Some of which, are currently? Only half written.

But then? Oh YEAH... he should eat! You know... Sam keeps bringing him fruits and veggies and stuff from her internship at that Botanical Lair. Stuff never seen before of Earth. Or hasn't been seen in centuries.

Again, like, a FEW that? Randomly? Have???

He picks up something sharply purple, bright orange insides. Crisp crunch. He makes a face. And starts to ramble about it, distracted from Space. "Weirdly mushroom-y" he notes. "Kinda bubblegum sweet? But like... CHEAP bubblegum. Like it hits you all at once and is kinda chemically. But it disappears real fast? Huh. Spicy too..."

It's the first video on the Playlist. One of hundreds. Two of the green Lanterns RECONIZE that fruit ad HIGHLY toxic to humans, can't recognize what planet they're seeing. Or how this alien teen got himself on YouTube.

He seems... unaware of how incredibly famous he's become.

But his strange techno Pharoah friend has not. HE is both perfectly aware and apparently amused. Has taken to feeding him rare and hazardous flora and fauna, to see if it tastes good.

....there have been an alarming number of plants from dead planets.

And the comments the kid makes? Alarming as hell.

Sam's just pleased everybody's getting their greens. Danny's glad him n tuck get to hang and do "try weird foods and fuck around, bro time". They've made lazers! Talked about stuff! Debated why Martian Manhunter is THE superior Justice League member.

Danny understands. Wonder Woman is a BAMF. But he's biased, Tucker. He doesn't CARE if she has a sword and flowy, impressive locks! Shape-shifting telepath! From MARS!!! *imaginary mic drop*

And Tucker? Is conquering the YouTube scene with this charming, weird, relatable young alien. Who rambles about Space, debates nerd stuff, eats weird plants and describes them, and makes sci-fi technology! Theme? WHAT THEME? Phantom is a weird channel, man. You never know what you'll find!

And no one can get rid of it.

Believe them, governments have TRIED. Censorship? Not possible. Not without removing the whole SITE.

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Danny just out here, living his best un-life. Giving heroes and governments headaches. How did he get a Kryptonian fruit? Was that from Oa?!? That.. That was Martian? How.. What? Did he just discuss science we haven't released to the general public of Earth? How does he know space travel tech so well?!? Where does the alien teen live?! How is he on Earth!! Why can we not find him!?!?!

Tucker! Is really enjoying the change to flex his skills. The Justice League have been failing to crack his system. The Justice League!! He thought they'd have found them by now! But no! He's just that good! *Breaks into egomaniacal laughter*

Man's got to have his hobbies~☆

WHO'S THE LOSER NOW, Superman5ever32!? *maniacal cackling*

*Danny sloooowly leans into frame*

......you.... you good, man? When was the last time you slept? You're falling back into bad habits again. We gotta talk? Do I gotta get the spritz bottle?

The world sees Danny tackle Tucker out of frame. And grapple him to the kitchen. Time for vegetable smoothie my guy. Clearly you need a *cleanse*. Tucker is visibly struggling with all his nerdy might.

Tucker: NO! I am a GOD!!

Danny: Yeahhh... Ima call Sam. We need to pop your ego before something bad happens buddy!

Tucker: Why! Why do you betray me this way!

Danny: BFF's my guy. Can't let the power get to you again. You KNOW what happened last time!

Well now, that's concerning. They need to find them even faster. Clearly the alien teen is the only thing between his friend and chaos. And the Justice League know how unreliable THAT can be.

God I love that dynamic? This super petty Techno GOD of a Pharoah... who's apparently decided not to conquer Earth. No, no, JUUUUST YouTube.

Legally.

Well, SEMI-Legally.

All while being Unhinged and talking like a "Rue The DAY!" Type Supervillian of old. Ornate, crazy people with red string taking half the room type plans. Sweet talking his girlfriend who is apparently an ever revolving string of PDAs with old lady names. Killer eye liner.

Legitimately, terrifyingly, capable of destroying Assholes and Doxxers. Do not feed the trolls? You FOOL! HE is the carnivore here! HE feeds UPON the trolls!!! Bwahahahaha!

He has a patreon.

People LOVE this unhinged nightmare man. He needs unlimited therapy FOREVER. Sells cute plushies n tee-shirts. Posts RANTING videos on 1) technology. And 2) everything to do with exactly ONE(1) lesser known Egyptian Pharoah's rule.

Dude has some surprisingly strong opinions on the subject.

But? It's also? Kind of like getting to watch Chaotic Good and Chaotic Neutral brawl it out in a hamster cage. Fruit guy keeps pulling the "enforced self care via running tackle" from off screen. You can see him just? Minding his business...

Then Pharoah will say something SUS ™.

And he just...

Leeeeeans back into frame.

And squints at him.

Wham!

Cut to a loony tune style mash up of the guy wrangling this Sci-Fi, gold n silks, techno futurist Suave Villian turn YOWLING CAT of a full grown man? Off screen to: 1) go too bed. 2) eat a vegetable, ANY vegetable. 3) touch some fucking grass, you HEATHEN.

And more!

You couldn't script shit like this is you TRIED. It's ADHD the channel. Surreal, educational, there was a weenie dog uprising at one point. No, no, not the DOG breed. Like... hot dogs. The FOOD! Yes they're serious!

And that's not touching the random "Guest Speakers"! Fruit guy? Some times just let's? Rando's take his phone and record. There was a Blob. It looked like pudding with a face. Gave a VERY serious lecture, with scribbles on a note book, for presumably visual aids? Entirely in this chirpy lil uwu language no one could understand.

Except fruit guy.

He was FASCINATED.

Another was some sort of praying mantis monk. This REALLY impassioned shell playing giant otter who was trying out a "new sound" for his band. And a suit of armor explaining why some guy called Lobo "is a lil BITCH who still owes him 20 credits, no, killing me WONT GET YOU OUT OF IT YOU-".

It's amazing.

The comment section would be wild. Just the hottest mess. Are we sure they are ON Earth? Like, really? Actually on the planet. They haven't just managed to tap in via the satellites? I know we saw grass. But other planets have that too right? The channel spawns riscord servers. Clickers. Dumblr accounts. There is fan art! Shipping. It is a whole thing™. Danny is blissfully unaware. Tucker? He knows what he did. Especially with that Egyptian Pharoh inspired mini skirt/kilt number. The gold highlights. Getting Danny into a skintight pair of jeans, and a crop top. Tucker knows.

Hawkman and Hawkwoman? Are concerned™ Pharoh? Yeah... They are preeeety sure they know the guy he's talking about. If he is who they think he is? Well they are glad his friend seems capable of keeping him under control. That was, NOT a fun life time. At all. The Green Lanterns are impressed. Phantom is very knowledgeable about a lot of niche areas of intergalactic science. They really want to track him down. If they could get him on the watchtower? With their own scientists? Imagine what they could do!

If Danny is Chaotic Good and Tucker is Chaotic Neuteral then I suppose Sam is Chaotic Evil?

I can only imagine she pops up very occasionally maybe, but holds an entire video hostage about conservation, how to not fuck up the environment, and how to do stuff that probably falls into ecoterrorism. That and viewers get to see a REAL fight between Veggies and Meat.

Tucker: I’m not saying Manbat could hit it, … but I wouldn’t kick him out for eating crackers in bed.

Not long at all. Tucker is a furry and proud of it. He has outgrown his weak, nerdish youth. He is weird and proud, thank you! It doesn't help that Danny absolutely had them play 'smash or pass'. Hero and villain edition. Which obviously went wild. Danny? Didn't think it would be an issue. This was Bootube! No heroes are gonna see it! Except well, Tucker knew this wasn't Bootube. He coulda told Danny. But he didn't. And now the heroes have to live with the knowledge gained.

"Red Hood" "Smash" :)

While I love that, I raise you Danny saying 'pass' to any of the baseline humans. "It's not prejudice or anything. Buuutt.. I am kinda concerned I might, ya know, hurt a normal human if we... ya know. I mean, high emotion makes my powers go on the fritz, can you imagine how fucked up that would be man?"

The aliens in the justice league like martian manhunter and super fam will be very interesset in where the got fruit from their dead planet.

Supergirl can show j'onn a video of danny an co. Eat fruit from mars. j'onn could be like:" i have to find out where they are, so i can ask where they got that." Or just be confused about it or something.

Oh yes. They are so very confused. It's been months! Months! And they still can't find them! They aren't hurting anyone. But they are causing chaos. The scientific field is in raptures. NASA wants to hire Phantom. C'mon! Please! We want to hire the young alien with forbidden knowledge! Just one little alien employee!

Tucker? Having the time of his life. Encourages Sam to find the weirdest plants. Brings her over to talk about how to grow them properly. Even in different planets. Danny talking about the tech you need to emulate the correct conditions. Tucker talking about the coding needed to make sure it all runs correctly.

J'onn? Bullies Bruce into building him and Superman some green houses. He wants the fruit from his childhood. Orders seeds from Tucker's online store. Sam helped him get the seeds. She wants to get these plants back out there!

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Danny, burnout and exhausted of being the basically only one who can fight ghosts but still gets villainized and hated by the people he saved, decides he's done.

Because he's 14 he runs to another city, one where his parents and GIW cannot willy dilly do whatever they want. Yes, he runs to Gotham. Without telling anyone.

At Gotham, he ultilizes his intelligence in making fake ID and studies at a normal if a bit run down Gotham high school, not the fancy one where Tim or Damian is studying because 1) he's trying to lay low and 2) he hates the rich. He uses an old abadoned fire station as his home.

It's all fine and dandy. He doesn't need to intervene much since there are plenty of vigilantes in this city and he's free to just...focus. On himself, his education.

Meanwhile, Amity Park is literally and metaphorically under fire with his absence.

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Danny has turned that old building into something great during his time as well. He's got the water and electricity set up direct from the mains. not something easy to notice. The outside looks as shit as ever. Then you get to the part he's made up as his flat. And it is exactly what he needs. The machines all look a bit odd. Clearly hand made. Our of scraps Danny got from the streets and tips.

Danny is either straight up stealing everything he needs to buy. Or stealing cash from the criminals and rogues. Just a small way to help the local heroes. He needs the money. The criminals suffer without it. Easier to get the bastards when they do something desperate for cash.

School is going great. Sure it's Park Row High. But the school is protected. Red Hood doesn't allow his gang to hurt kids. Even posts some as protection. Dudes all about getting the local kids fed and educated. Super sweet for a crime lord/vigilante. He's joined the workshop club. Helped build some stuff for the school. It's nice. Heck, he even has some sort of friends!

And! The news was on about Amity Park? It's hilarious to watch. Apparently the ghosts have been looking for him. Very angry that their fight buddy is gone. Pissed that the humans scared him off. Assholes. Justice League have apparently out wards over the portal or moved it. The news wasn't clear. And they want to find the missing Phantom. Apparently they want to offer him a position on Young Justice? No thanks. He'd rather not.

Also, turns out his parents never noticed he went missing. Jazz tried to file a missing persons. But wasn't able to cause she was too young. So it was Mr Lancer that did it in the end. With Jazz to say when she saw him last. He feels bad for scaring her. But he's not going back. Fuck that. Even with his parents in jail. And the city learning that Phantom was good actually? Nah. He's happier here. And so glad he died his hair. Plus when he pushed just a bit of Ecto into his eyes? They look more teal. So no one should recognise him. Red hair and blue/green eyes is VERY different from black hair blue eyes.

I can’t imagine that, even with everything, he wouldn’t reach out to his friends and sister at some point, even if only to reassure them that he was fine and very happy with his new life (Danny may be Done™️ but he’s not malicious, and at the end of the day he loves those who supported him even when no one else would.)

Still, Jazz would likely understand (to some extent) even if she insists on pulling a page from “My Side of the Mountain” and moving out to be with him (try stopping her, she raised that kid since she was six and that’s not gonna change just because he’s decided to finally start prioritizing his own wellbeing).

Sam would most likely be mad at him for deserting them and would probably break off any semblance of a friendship on those grounds (she was literally ready to kill him in order to keep Phantom going).

Tuck would be more understanding but would struggle to really get it and thus be kinda distant for a while. Eventually his parents decide to take him to Gotham for a visit and seeing just how much happier and more full of life Danny is would likely be a turning point for him.

This of course means Danny has to make up a matching fake ID for Jazz. When questioned on it with whatever broker? Danny just sighs and explains that while HE was in actual life threatening danger from his parents. His older sister was 'only' neglected, and safe enough that she didn't run right away. But now she has, so they need matching paperwork please and thank you.

The bats try to tell Jason but nope. Those are his alley kids. They’ve been going to school, staying out of trouble, and keeping each other safe. Those deeefinitely are not runaway children refugee 35 and 36. Nope. Can’t be. The Fenton parents are crazy scientists. Have you seen the stuff they build? The kids would definitely have some tech- ignore the fuck off satellite dish Bruce. Ever hear of online class?- to help them do whatever similar science shit they picked up from their parents. Besiiiides, who’s to say the kids didn’t disappear into the basement portal BRUCE

Look, Jason says as he pulls up their very legit ID's. They aren't the Fenton kids. They are Jax Nightingale and Dana Nightingale!

Feral Jason protecting his babies

It's going to be even more amusing when Ellie turns up. And becomes Danny's twin. Since he is Jax now? She can have the name! Mwhahaha! Danielle is HER name now bitches! The only Dani left! She got it fair and square!! So there! Danny just grins. Sure did squirt. Jason of course uses this as further proof. Daniel Fenton and Jazz Fenton did not have a baby sister. There are three Nightingales. Clearly not the runaways! He's so proud of his newest street rats. Definitely amused as well. They are doing stupidly well by street kid standards. And at HER than hoarding it all? They are sharing with the others. It's sweet. Sure, they now have followers. But he's pretty sure that was accidental. He saw the horror on Danny's face when the kids called him boss.

Danny did not travel across the country just to become the de facto "leader" of a bunch of street rats in Gotham. He's going to look after them obviously, but its the principle of the matter.

Danny is looking at this gang of teens and children he has amassed and wondering how he got put in charge when Jazz was right there in the therapy corner. Danny wonders if it's too late to put Dani in charge because she would be way more into being the chaos leader. After getting a couple buildings set up he asks for someone to bring people who know how to cook good and cheap things because he can't.

Danny just groaned when Red Hood himself turned up to do cooking lessons. Of course he got the attention of the local Crime Lord. Why can his life never be easy!! Fuck it, so long as the man can cook? It's fine. He forced a welcoming grin and waved. The fact the other kids looked at him like he was impressive for managing? Not reassuring him. He was going to end up a Crime Lord himself by accident wasn't he. Fuck it, he was going to throw them at Hood.

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Amity is in chaos. The people thought the ghosts were doing damages before? Hah! A few busted roads and torn downs walls are nothing. There are entire buildings missing. Giant sink holes blocking off roads. Trees either torn up and scattered over playgrounds and stoplights or they have grown even taller than skyscrapers. The weather is never predictable and can change from blistering hot to a flood from one hour to the next. Technology is unreliable so everyone has lost internet connection and all forms of communication besides YouTube (which for some reason is indestructible). It’s like a fricking apocalypse and the GIW swarming the place are getting treated like ants and swatted aside by the ghost attackers. And EVERYONE is looking for Phantom. (No one has time to focus on the two missing Fenton kids. And people assumed their parents were arrested for the portal and the kids were just moved elsewhere.) People are using what little internet and hotspots they have to reach out with posters, signs, tweets, all on any information regarding their villain/hero. There are SOS and various other messages carved into the ground with debris (which is actually how the Justice League found them when Superman flew over). They are doing everything they can to ask Phantom to return and apologizing. But none of them are in any actual danger. The ghosts know that if they DID hurt humans Danny might actually come back. They like their little corner of chaos in the human world. (Or the Justice league has just been preventing any casualties.) So Danny feels that everything is fine.

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