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[ID: A four panel comic of a scene from RQG episode 207. It is drawn digitally with a monochrome pink and red palette. In the first panel Hamid, wearing a suit with his dragon wings coming out the back, walks through a formal party where various other RQG characters are also dressed up, dancing and enjoying the party. Hamid smiles, arms wide, and says “Yay! All my friends made it!” In the second panel, Hamid walks up to Zolf, also wearing a formal suit, and grabs him by the tie. Hamid smiles and says “C’mon Zolf, don’t be a wallflower, let’s dance!”. Zolf looks hesitant and says “W-wait, hold up…” The third panel shows Hamid’s face up close as he looks up in surprise as Zolf places his thumb on his forehead. Hamid says “Oh?” and Zolf says “I said hold up.” The fourth panel shows Hamid and Zolf’s arm in the same angle, but now Hamid’s wings are gone, he has a blood stain coming from his chest and he has a pained expression, coughing as he wakes back up. The words “Back to reality” are written in the back and a beam of light comes out where Zolf’s thumb meets Hamid’s forehead. End ID]

Loved Hamid getting to dream about being with all his friends and family :’) Here’s how I imagined it from his perspective…

please listen to this poor man losing his shit as he reads an article blaming millenials for killing the mayonnaise industry that was written by a babyboomer upset people don’t want to eat her bland salads anymore

PLEASE TURN THE SOUND ON

OH MY GOD

I needed this

Oh god. I’d forgotten how funny this is.

I’m around episode 94 of RQG and we haven’t heard from him in a while… :’/ 

let them go on holiday

* angsty starters

Took me way longer than it should have, but Team Flower Crown is complete! Except for Bertie. Because I refuse. :|

lydia violates the one golden rule and you can just hear alex’s eye twitch

~meritocrats and meadows~

‪straight friend groups be like: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*‬

‪gay friend groups be like: *stabby antiques appraiser* *sad sea dad* *baby dragon* *fantasy boris johnson* *‬paladin of artemis* *paladin of aphrodite* *chaotic americanish alchemist* *oscar wilde*

Until we meet again~

How about we just have a sit, for once

I hate when something doesn't give clear and specific directions. I'm left with too many questions and nobody to get answers from.

-Marvin

Marvin, looking at whizzer: