when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

James Acaster as Lars Pinfield in GHOSTBUSTERS: FROZEN EMPIRE (2024)

may the fourth be with you

[id: it’s a drawing of Luke and Leia, both depicted as Blasian with brown skin, based off the Hildebrant poster. Vader’s mask, which is done in a blue hue, is in the background along with the vast expanse of space and stars, and a large star is reflected in one of his helmet’s lenses. Luke is holding Anakin’s ignited lightsaber above his head, illuminating both him and his sister, and he is wearing his white tunic and grey pants from a New Hope. His hair is brown, curly, and sun bleached. Leia stands just beneath him, wearing her white dress and holding a blaster pistol in one hand. She is depicted as hijabi with her white hijab being done in buns on the side of her head. /end id]

MILLION DOLLAR MAN.

keanu mlist.⠀ 𑇓 ⊹ ᳝ ࣪ ⠀toxic!kevin lomax⠀𝑥⠀f!reader.

contents. canon-divergent/milton wins ending?. toxic and abusive relationship. infidelity. emotional abuse. coercion. dubcon. forced marriage. brief smut. 2.3k words.

⋆ 𓂃 ﾟ .⠀josie's little note. here's a short little thing to get me back into writing long fics lollzzz, enjoy :3 template from @/dear-yandere.

Kevin's a love bomber from the start. Since he's moved to New York —and assuming in this AU, he's embraced the benefits of being the Devil's son— he has tons of cash to blow on beautiful women like yourself. There's always a bouquet of roses on your desk at work, or large gifts of jewelry or expensive dresses on your apartment doorstep. He's a charming rich lawyer, willing to buy anything your little heart desires— it's almost impossible to say no when he grins and asks you on a date to the Four Seasons.

The manchurian catholic getting stripped of his straightness on the cross

#hey dj play island in the stream #they got married!! 😭❤️‍🩹

9-1-1 7x06

We’ve Got Time

Pairing: Benji Dunn x IMF Agent!(F)Reader

Warnings: smut! basically pwp. possible very light dom/sub undertones because i want to top techie types and it always comes through in my writing no matter how i try??

A/N: this has been up on my AO3 for ages but i saw the new movie last night and all the way through i was just thinking about… basically this…so i thought i’d post it here too

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Frenetic hands found your waist, then your hips as you practically fell into Benji’s lap. He let out a little ‘oof’ as you leaned into him, his eyes wide and shining in the low light.

“What? Now?”

“Now.”

Terminator

T-800 -

Fair Game (🔴)

I Can't Sleep (🔶️)

Don't (🔶️)

Expletive (🔶️)

No Problemo

Total Strangers

A Weapon

I Don't Get You Robot

Reaction To Lingerie

Very brief short thing

My Affection

Sigil

Ringing Endorsement

You're Welcome

You Are Lying

Well Fought

I Love You

Copy Me

System Error

T-1000/Austin-

I Now Understand.

Reaction To Lingerie

I Will Return For You

Physical Assessment (**)

Whose Side Are You On? [Complete] -

Unexpected Resistance-

Skynet-

No One Except Her

Cordial Encounter

Admiration

Brave Soldier

** - NSFW. Read at own discretion

Summary: Officers from other towns were reassigned to help the understaffed police force in Evergreen after the butterfly massacre. The good old game of cat and mouse begins with Vigilante continuing his shenanigans and one police officer determined to catch him. Except it is not entirely clear who is chasing whom.

Warnings: 18+, smut, fingering, p in v, unprotected sex (don’t be stupid and use protection guys), blood play, gun play (but not really) enemies to enemies with benefits type of relationship, violence, dead bodies, alcohol consumption, foul language. Female reader and no use of Y/N.

Word count: 5.4k (my hand slipped, I’m sorry) 

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3

Note: I realized I missed writing so much since I don’t write essays in school anymore and I got quite a positive reaction on my last work Laundry girl (I love you guys fr). This time I tried something different? I feel like this is messier than the last one, lousy idea, but you know how it is. Also I have never written smut before, so get ready for some weird shit. English is not my first language, I apologize for mistakes, especially with tenses. Criticism is very much welcomed! Thank you for every like, reblog and comment, it makes me all giddy whenever I get a notification <3

When some lemurs running in reverse…

Inspired by Gorillaz's album cover 'Demon Days'.

I found this on Instagram and I want to write so many of these!!!!

Destination Wedding (2018)

Destination Wedding (2018)