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Fanfiction And Stuff

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Here is just a bunch of reblogged Fanfiction
that I think is worth reading when you have the time to scroll for a while. ENJOY!
XOXO
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Every Sharing A Bed AU/Trope Fic Ever

*Character A & Character B somehow reach a point in a situation where they must share a bed*
Character A: We have to share a bed?!
Character B: Oh no! It's not like one of us could sleep on the floor or the couch...
Character A: Of course not. It is illegal for a human to sleep anywhere other than a bed.
Character B: Guess we have to share then..
Character A: Oh no, I'm so distraught, even though we both have obvious feelings for each other and deny it despite the thick sexual tension between us that has conveniently been building for months or even years
Character B: And we're both single adults who could have admitted it at any time whatsoever
Character A: What a predicament we're in!
Character B: Yeah.. well.. let's just lay here awkwardly for 10 minutes before we start making out spontaneously
Character A: Yeah, or we could just fuck already because EVEN THIS POST HIGHLIGHTING THE RIDICULOUSNESS OF THESE STUPID FICS IS DRAWN OUT AND WAY MORE COMPLICATED THAN IT HAS ANY RIGHT TO BE.
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tag urself i’m “everyone except that guy who yelled at me in kmart”

after all the shitty critiques ive gotten….i am DEFINTIELY ‘this is not for you’

I’ve gotta be “Hi dad! *waves*”

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tag urself i’m “everyone except that guy who yelled at me in kmart”

after all the shitty critiques ive gotten….i am DEFINTIELY ‘this is not for you’

I’ve gotta be “Hi dad! *waves*”

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i’m going to say this once

FANFICTION WRITERS SHOULD NOT CHANGE A CHARACTER TO MAKE THEM FIT A STORY. IF A CHARACTER IS SAPPY AND SWEET, THEY SHOULD NOT BECOME A SUDDEN BADASS TO FIT YOUR READER INSERT. IF THE CHARACTER IS EVIL, THEY CAN’T SUDDENLY BECOME A SWEETHEART. JUSTIFY YOUR WRITING. DON’T ALTER A BOOK TO FIT YOURS. thanks

Hallelujah🦆

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HAPPY NEW YEAR LOVES ❤

Well it’s officially 2017 here in the UK. Thank god that horrible year is over but it has a few highlights like making this blog and making some good friends. hopefully 2017 is the same. Love you all and I hope you 2017 Is fully of everything you want just remember that whenever your new year starts it’s 365 new blank pages to fill with what ever the fuck you want So go grab life by the balls ❤🎉 Happy new year my loves thank you for everything is year (I’m off to continue getting drunk) @egdramaqueen @aveeragemusings @potterimagines101 @hogwarts-konoha @blue-dandelion-annie @bookofreid @dontshootmespence @timeforsmut @hiss-hiss-mother-fucker @amortentia-struck (I’m missing people but I’m drunk)(sort of sorry but y'know I like being drunk) (the spelling and grammar is gonna kill me when j re read this) (love you guys) (I’m going back to the party)

Happy new year darling💚

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to the following

as a tribute to the new year, I would like to acknowledge the 111 accounts I’ve had the privilege to follow

bolded are the favorites, but each and every one is near and dear to me have a happy new year, everyone. a la nouvelle annee

This is the sweetest thing! Thanks so much love💚

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Anonymous asked:

Hi! I'm sorry to ask you, but I don't know where else to ask. Do you possibly know if/where Kate relocated to? Bc I don't know how to find her. Thank you so much!

As far as I am aware, Kate will no longer be on tumblr. She has a personal which I don’t really want to hand out without asking her.

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I've relocated to a new blog. It's called @thewritingqueens and I'm doing it with a few fellow writers. Could you pass it along? Sending all my love💚

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Anonymous asked:

What's the dirtiest thing you've written? Link please?

Okay, so I’ve been thinking about this. And I’ve narrowed it down to four, LOL.

Cup of Tea is PROBABLY the filthiest technically, but it’s daddy!kink, so it might not be for you: http://permanentcross.tumblr.com/post/140665148688/cup-of-tea

Important or Summat is also up there, in which our favorite new actor goes without: http://permanentcross.tumblr.com/post/144948997373/you-should-really-write-something-about-harry

Then, for the more adventurous alleys, we have my boy, my pride and joy, my teenage dirtbag, take me home. He’s got a little something with squirting: http://permanentcross.tumblr.com/post/141941252008/omg-please-um-a-blurb-with-like-squirting-and

This should cover… basically everything… Um… happy reading? x

@stylesunchained would also like it pointed out that Leather and Cars, a Lemon Curd blurb, is also pretty dirty, and the link to that is on the requests list with the lemon curd stories. 

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Stylesunchained likes to point out the lemon curd car fuck because it’s basically one of my fantasies and I need Harry to recreate it with me ASAP.

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Anonymous asked:

Top 5 harry smut?

Oooooh fuck… ok… this top five is always changing. But, in no particular order, these are the ones I like the most:

1. Drive by @permanentcross2. Lessons (all of them) by @punkcupcakestyles3. Important or Summat by @permanentcross4. Man in Uniform by @permanentcross5. Grubby Angel by @harryandmesohappily

Give them all a good read, they’re incredible!

Ask me my top five of anything

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Masterlist

(** indicates smut!) 

Blurbs/Oneshots

Y/N and Harry meet unexpectedly after not seeing each other for a while. Needless to say, aches ensue and needs are met.

When Y/N is having some tough luck, Harry steps in and makes sure she’s got what she needs. What neither of them realize is, moving in with Harry for a while was going to create new needs for the both of them. 

When Harry comes home with a new toy, a motorcycle, Y/N hates it. Well, only until Harry convinces her to take a ride with him. The danger, the freedom, the way Harry is pressed against her– they’re all causing Y/N to change her mind about the bike after all.

It’s been too long since you’ve gotten to just be with Harry. To only exist together. Too long since the last time Harry’s touched you with intent. Too long since you tried to show him how much you love him.

This thing between Harry and Y/N was supposed to be easy, not too heavy. And that’s exactly what Y/N thinks it is until Harry sleeps with someone else (with Y/N’s graces) and she discovers that she really isn’t into that idea. Now she has to show Harry who’s boss.

Even if Harry had called it all off a while back, he didn’t want you with anyone else. They didn’t know how to treat you, how to make you feel your best. Harry guesses he’s got to show let Y/N that there will never be anyone like him.

Everything is coming to a startling end for Harry and Y/N. It’s really over?

Harry is convinced that Y/N is perfectly perfect– an angel. He also believes that he is quite the opposite, and that this is a complete disaster waiting to happen.

One for Each** (collab with @stylessemantics

Harry looks soft, lovable but there is something about him that gave him an edge. Maybe it was the perfect messy style of the hair you were still getting used to. Or maybe it was the black polish he was sporting on his nails. Whatever it was, it was intoxicating you much more than the drabbles of alcohol you had tonight.

Harry thinks maybe it’s the perfect time to let Y/N know how much he has truly fallen for every last bit of who she is.

Harry fell in love with who he wanted Y/N to be. She loved someone that Harry wasn’t ready to be. Just a little give and take is all they need.

Requests

In return for a terrible movie choice, Y/N allows Harry to drag her to a haunted house. By the end, it seems he is the one who is in need of making up for a less than stellar decision for date night. 

Harry Talk (Short Requests)

Rants with @stylessemantics

Harry makes a mistake by sending a risqué message to his best friend. Sure it was accidental, but not all accidents have bad outcomes. 

Team

Ava is losing everything, everything. Harry needs a little help. Together, they’re a bit dangerous– and it gets the job done damn good. Maybe they’re helping each other, maybe they’re hurting each other. 

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Anonymous asked:

I've read everything on your masterlist and I absolutely love your blog, along with permanentcross:) do you have any recommendations for other Harry one shot blogs? All my love goes out to you💚

That’s very kind and sweet of you and omg, you’re a champ, reading all that!

These are all the ones I can remember right now but if you check the “fic rec” tag, you’ll find more! Enjoy xx

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MASTERLIST

#Chaptered Stories -  Out of Bounds Cubicle At This Moment (collaboration with @wdmsusie) Pink (collaboration with @wdmsusie) Too Far From Texas

#Blurbs/One Shots/Drabbles -

*please let me know if any of the links are broken
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Rebloggable Masterlist

Hey world! Here it is~ THE REBLOGGABLE MASTERLIST! YAY!

ONESHOTS (full stories):

Drunk In Love- In which Harry is drunk and cuddly and you, being the wonderful girlfriend you are, are stuck taking care of him the whole night.

Hot And Bothered-  In which post-concert Harry is being a horny little shit and you have to deal with it all night

Hot and Bothered Part Two- In which post-concert Harry is still horny, and you decide to share a nice shower with him.

Family Matters- In which Harry meets your family for the first time… your whole family. 

Late Night- In which Harry comes home late and finds his lovely girlfriend already asleep.

All Night Long- In which it’s Harry’s turn to take care of his drunken girlfriend… in more ways than one.

All Tied Up- In which Harry has his girlfriend in a very vulnerable position.

Soaking Wet- In which you’ve had a horrible day, and Harry just wants to make you feel better. 

Valentines Day- In which Harry surprises his lovely girlfriend with an interesting game on Valentines Day.

Live And Die- In which Harry has a habit of sleep talking and says something quite interesting. 

Toothbrush- In which Harry meets a famous journalist at a party, and is quite intrigued. 

Friends With Benefits- In which Harry has feelings for someone he really shouldn’t.

One Night- In which you find yourself in bed with Harry Styles, and you’ve got a bit of a secret. 

One Night Part Two- In which Harry spends the night and you take a big step.

  DRABBLES (long requests/concepts/popular posts):

(Any and everything else will be found here!)

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