Anonymous asked:
can I smorch Matthew he's not an insufferable dickhead like yo
Alfred: Aww I was going to let him read this but, I'm just going to throw it away! :)
Alfred: Hello my little shits, I'm not in the best mood to day so I've come to take it out on all your really stupid questions. :3
Anonymous asked:
You's a cute fwuffy kitty~♡
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r u a fluffy cat
Anonymous asked:
You a lil shit. Not that I don't like it...
( [6]ω[6])
Doesn't your coat make your neck itchy sometimes??? Bcs it sure as hell look like it
...yeah it does, it also gets a little sweaty in the summer..
Anonymous asked:
Since Alfred is so self centered, he'd probably date himself.
You say that as if it's a bad thing, there's nothing wrong with self admiring. It may not be the most humble way of thinking, but I rather acknowledge that I'm perfect in every way~ then constantly complain and whine that I'm not good enough when I know I really am.... and yeah I would date myself.
Anonymous asked:
Do you have any siblings? :0
You haven't been here long have you? :)
Anonymous asked:
pLEASE STEP ON ME
*puts on magical strike dress and strikes a pose* Magical Strike!
*calls the police*
Anonymous asked:
Henlo, Mr. Jones. Have you ever had something so traumatic happen to you that it changed your life forever?
Hmm besides answering this question? No~
Anonymous asked:
Are you still active?
Is the world still moving? if yes then yeah, I’ve just been busy and don’t feel like talking to you all~
I See everyone's touching you and I bet ya close to stabbing or whatever "slowly goes to touch cowlick" before I do this, are you and Arthur a couple?
*slaps your hand away* first don’t fucking touch me, and who?
Anonymous asked:
Tsk, looks like you're a bit old, what're you gonna do when you die huh? Or, what will happen to the company?
Alfred: I’m not sure who this ask is for but, first off I haven't inherited the company yet because my dad hasn't retired or passed on (hopefully he never does) and I’m only 21. Although if it did come to that and I did die, Matthew would inherit the company and if Matthews not around, my son or Matthews child will inherit the family business... Or any other family member who hasn't kicked the bucket yet
Anonymous asked:
Poor Arthur, that sounds like such a sad existence to be in a cubicle and almost pass out everyday from being overworked. I feel like that's illegal almost? If not, can't you talk to your boss about your workload/work hours? I doubt you've even been given vacation time.
Well unlike other employees I don't get paid hourly, I get paid by salaried this means no matter how long I work I still get paid the same amount. For example some days I work from 9am to 10am, other days I can work from 10am to 1am (we close at 2 in the morning). It also depends on how much work load is brought in that week, or someone didn't do there fucking job and I have to deal with it!!! I'm looking at you Deborah!!!!!!.... *sigh* As for vacation time, I get a two week paid vacation every year also if I ever want to go out of the country during my vacation time, the company will pay for my ticket. So in all honesty it's really not that bad.. oh and if you ever hear anything from Francis, hes just over exaggerating. Unlike him I wasn't born with a silver spoon in my mouth!!! I need this job, no matter how much I have to work...
Anonymous asked:
What's the worst thing you've ever done to someone Alfred?
Alfred: I bet a kids face in with a twilight book when I was in middle school.
Anonymous asked:
Arthur and Matthew would be a cute couple.
Matthew: that's flattering but no..