Uther: Your manservant has been caught using magic. Execute him.
Arthur: How terrible.
Arthur: It would be even worse if Merlin RAN FOR HIS LIFE by STEALING A HORSE FROM THE STABLES before I could ORDER HIS ARREST, wouldn't it?
Arthur: My new policy is that if you see something, say something.
Council member: I saw your manservant practicing magic.
Arthur: Shut up.
Arthur in modern times trying to get a job: Enigmatic...I think I'm going to put that on my resume.
Merlin: Good idea. You've got to have something on there.
Game night: Lancelot and Gwen versus Merlin and Arthur
Arthur: If we lose, I'm cutting you out of my will.
Merlin: I was in your will???
List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you! Get to know your mutuals and followers :3
- Chocolate chocolate chip coffee
- The looks my dog gives me when she's mad at me (which is 95% of the time)
- My job
- When words fit together perfectly in stories
- When my cat curls up on me
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Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas! <3
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Merlin: If I don't make it, tell Arthur it was all his fault.
Gwen: I'm surprised Arthur isn't married yet
Merlin: I'm not
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If The Silmarillion was a Jane Austen novel, I think it'd be called Immortality & Immorality
Arthur was still stuck on Morgana. “So you’re telling me that my sister - the one related to me - helped you - a farmer - get rid of a pest problem?”
“Yes, sir.”
Merlin wondered if he could hire her services.
Arthur: Hey, Merlin, what goes up but never comes down?
Merlin: The amount of stress you cause me.
Arthur: Do you ever wonder what life would be like if we'd never met?
Merlin: Yes.
Merlin: Every day.
Merlin: Why have you been ignoring Gwen?
Arthur: I'm playing hard to get
Merlin: Right now, you're playing hard to want
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Arthur: Amazing, Merlin's been my manservant for three weeks, and I haven't fired him yet.
Merlin: Amazing, I've been Arthur's manservant for three weeks, and I haven't quit yet.
Bank employee setting up my account: What's your major?
Me: English
Bank employee, laughing darkly: Bless you, child.