@ask-starkindler

“Rebellion? Whit rebellion?”

@0rome

@ask-maedhros - you know him?- went after a few Maiar he had problems with.

It was a little… hectic.

“Cannae say A do… Whit’s this got tae do with me being ta king?”

Sweetie, if a rebellion came up, you might struggle putting it down (without killing everyone who hadn’t been killed).

That isn’t to say you would cause a rebellion. No, you would never. At all. Ever. Of course you wouldn’t. You’re not the second most aggressive vala or anything. No. No rebellions.

"Well that would be easy: A get tae eat whoever kills someone. No more killing when A've eaten the killers."

@ask-starkindler

“Rebellion? Whit rebellion?”

@0rome

@ask-maedhros - you know him?- went after a few Maiar he had problems with.

It was a little… hectic.

"Cannae say A do... Whit's this got tae do with me being ta king?"

WHY I SHOULD BE KING OF THE VALAR. (AND NOT MANWË)

1. I AM EXTREMELY COMICAL. WHEN I TELL A JOKE, THE WHOLE WORLD LAUGHS! “HAHA YOU ARE SO FUNNY MANDOS.” - I HEAR THAT ALL THE TIME.

3. I WILL GIVE EVERYONE MARSHMALLOWS. (EXCEPT FOR MANWË.)

4. I AM THE RULER OF THE DEAD, WHICH MAKES ME INCREDIBLY COOL. UNLIKE MANWË; WHO IS NOT COOL.

5. ME.

6. I AM A RESPONSIBLE VALA. MANWË IS NOT. THAT IS A FACT.

7. I LOVE BEING “FUN.” I ENGAGE IN FUN ACTIVITIES ALL THE TIME. DESPITE WHAT THE OTHERS SAY (MANWË) I AM NOT GRIM AND BORING.

8. DO YOU LIKE DEATH AND DEAD THINGS? SO DO I. LET ME BE KING.

9. IF YOU ARE NOT CONVICED THAT I AM COOL; I WEAR SUNGLASSES WHEN IT IS NOT SUNNY.

10. I LOVES ELVES. I THINK THEY ARE INCREDIBLY FOOLISH, YES; BUT THAT IS WHY I LOVE THEM. (I WILL TRY MY BEST NOT TO CURSE THEM AGAIN, I PROMISE.)

My Lord, I think you spend far too much time with Melkor but yeah, I would vote for you especially because of argument no 8

WELL, EVEN MELKOR IS MORE REASONABLE THAN MANWË.

ACTUALLY… MOST PEOPLE ARE MORE REASONABLE THAN MANWË.

WHY I, NÁMO VEFANTUR GWIVANNOTH MANDOS THE JUDGE, DOOMSMAN AND RULER OF THE DEAD SHOULD BE KING OF THE VALAR (A CONTINUATION.)

- I AM NOT VARDA.

UM. WELL. AT LEAST I AM NOT AS MUCH OF A MESS AS YOUR HUSBAND. ! !

Why I, Oromë, the huntsman of the Valar should be the king of Arda (and not Manwë, Mandos, or Varda)

The Incredible Things I’ve Seen while Stalking a Moose and her Calf for a Year

@0rome

“Indeed the weather the most clement,” she replied swimming to the edge of the river. Leaning back against the edge she propped herself on her elbows. Her dark hair clung to her skin. “I am not from these parts, unfortunately. The ocean is my home but I find great pleasure ‘exploring’.”

He paused to watch her as she emerged from the water near him, a smile twitching one corner of his mouth up slightly. “Exploring? Is there something ye may be wishing tae find then? Perhaps ye look fer a distraction of sorts?”

“If someone can provide me a distraction grander than this I would be delighted to conduct such exploration,” the mermaid laughed, her voice like bells. Humming she tilted her head back, letting her soak int he warmth of the sun. Droplets of shimmering water slid down her neck. 

“A might”, Oromë replied instantly. “Might ye let me race ye up ta stream. There’s a fallen tree no far from here.. That could be the finish line?” he explained flashing a charming smirk as his toe brushed against her scaled tail underwater.

“Rude.”

@easterlingwanderer

“The dog, as promised. Called Egan he is. The best dog ye can find, fer sure.”

The Wanderer smiles widely, reaching for the dig who is easily taller than he is.

“Who be a good boy?” He cooes happily.

“Am happy tae see ye like him. But if he’s mishandled A’ll be fetching him back.”

0rome:

“Oh aye, I ken. So you can see I have a catalog here, ye can choose how ye want and I’ll have them in blue, as yer eyes. I would suggest this one… with tha rotating head, and this here which vibrates and ye put on yer fingers ta please tah lassies that way if ye catch me meaning, and these beads here.”

“A’ll take three of the first ones with the heid. Will be good fer when Am no there tae tend tae them, aye?”

“A can offer a horse, a coo and four fine dogs fer three big vibrating ones. How’s tha? Would be good fer the wife and few other lassies, Am sure ye understand.”

@withinxarda // tagging you because this is hilarious XD

“If ye can give me just one companion a bit like Huan wuz I’ll give ye three vibrating ones, and also some reading material which I be sure yer lassies will appreciate. Deal?”

Oromë thought for a moment, stroking his stubbled chin before nodding. “Aye, can be arranged. That’s a deal then.”

“Great! So tell me which o'tah vibrating one would ye like, and do ye have a preference aboot colours?”

The wanderer is smiling HUGELY.

“There’s more than one variety? A dinnae care aboot the colour all that much but if A have tae choose, A’d like them tae be blue so it reminds the lassies of my eyes. Burds like that sort of stuff, ken.”