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hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious
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#Literally had a colleague who introduced himself to me by a name everyone called him#And only found out weeks later that it wasnt his real name he used outside of work#He just came into a new job#Saw that there were already 3 guys who had the same name as him#And chose to introduce himself as something completely different#Everyone adapted
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all the new god portraits (so far) in hades 2 !!!
Ja, abi-mottos können cringe sein, aber jedes mal, wenn ich ein Las Vegas Schild sehe, denke ich nicht zuerst "Ah, ikonisches amerikanisches Symbol" sondern "hey guck mal einer an, mein abi pulli Motiv!"
Und ich finde das ist, was die USA verdient hat
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putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce
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Daily reminder that we do not actually live in a dystopian movie put the apocalypse down and back away slowly. You know when your cleaning a room and you pull everything out of it's draws to sort through it and you're like "what the fuck have I done I'm never going to be able to tidy all of this" I think that's the stage we're at in the world. Thanks to social media we've pulled out all the messed up shit from the cupboards of the world, it was always there but now we can see it and we're going to have to sort it all out we made this mess and we can fix it. Falling to the floor sobbing will not clean a crusty room. A group of people working systematically (preferably with music in the background) will.
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so dashboard-unfucker has finally come to an end (no fault to the dev, she did amazing and i thank her for that extension while it lasted).
For those of you who can't stand current tumblr on desktop and, like me, can't function through the shitty twitter-looking format, there's an alternative I've found. First you needa install Stylus if you haven't.
Then you install this usertheme
Boom, tumblr's old layout is back.
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Using dissociate instead of zoning out. Describing a hobby as a hyperfixation. Saying nonverbal when you want a bit of quiet. Saying intrusive thoughts because that must mean an urge like to buy coffee or hair dye. Do you know feeling off sometimes is a sign of autism? Lying is gaslighting. Everyone I dislike is a narcissist.
After that one poll i just reblogged got me thinking ...
It's interesting how years ago it was SOOO funny to make "haha german is such an ugly angry language look at this video of someone comparing languages and he screams the german word agressively, so obviously german sucks" And then germans on the internet grew up a little and out of the self deprecation phase and into the appreciation of things and went "actually no, our language is lovely and we have some beautiful words and those comparisons are kinda biased and really unfunny at this point"
But make it about sex and intimacy and suddenly everyone is screaming "Ew no way, this is the unsexiest, most disgusting language, bah!" again.
I think it's sad tbh. Smut and dirty talk are so much about word choice and so incredibly individual concerning what turns you off or on and to not even put in a little work figuring these things out for yourself and just label the language the problem?
Hm.
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i was talking with my friends about how dutch dirty talk is such an instant turn off for most of us, and i wonder if thats a dutch thing or a general non-native english speaker thing (or a just my friends thing)
tag with your language!
#i think its sad how many ppl dont like it in their native language#sure#there are words and phrases i dislike immensely#but if you use the right thingas that I personally find hot and tell them to me in my native language#which is way closer to me and gets to my gut feelings quicker?#heck yeah#like bleib mir weg mit dem zarten berühren irgendwelcher knospen#aber wenn du meine fetische auf deutsch beschreibst#woowee#you all just like english more because it doesn't embarass you#weak
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Give this a normal caption challenge
me (lactose intolerant) about to ruin my whole day
my stomach in kindergarten after eating an entire bottle of elmer’s glue
Hitting the Häagen-Dazs® white chocolate truffle after a shitty day at work
Me having a little treat directly from the cream can after a long day of baking cakes.
When my werewolf boyfrie
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