An absolute badass

Orc Magician

By Nestor Ossandon

the malayali-indian version of siri beat boxing 

omggg Catherine I love this so much 😍😍😍

Need me a squad like this

Grey shirt had me feelin things

im def the guy in the plaid shirt lol 

COMMISSIONS OPEN!

Hello hello, my lovelies! It’s time to open up slots for papercraft commissions!

Full-body (approx. 5-6” tall): $165 per character samples: 1 2 3 4 5

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Bust (approx. 4” tall): $90 per character samples: 1 2 3 4 5 

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Waist-up (approx. 5-6” tall): $135 per character

samples: 1 2 3 4 5

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Large-scale: price varies depending on number of characters, size of piece, complexity, etc. samples: 1 2 3 4 5

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Wedding (about 11” tall): $450 samples: 1 2 3 4 5 [Note: Please supply reference photos for this option, including photos of wedding dresses/outfits/etc., as well as noting the wedding’s theme colors.]

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Baby with mother (approx. 6″ across): $100 samples: 1 2 3

Clients may request a particular color scheme.

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Two characters can be requested; the price is simply doubled (for example, a joint bust of two characters is $180). Three characters is triple the price, four is quadrupled, and so on!  

samples: 1 2 3 4 5

Extra-detailed outfits, magic spells, detailed props/weapons, etc. may all incur additional fees, and are assessed on a case-by case basis. 

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Once completed, your piece will be carefully packaged and mailed to you with a thank-you note. Shipping for single-character pieces is $8, and shipping for large-scale or multi-character pieces is $15. [Note: International shipping prices will vary depending on the destination country. Please indicate in your slot request if you are located outside the US.]

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I also do INK/DIGITAL COMMISSIONS! Pricing is here.

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If you’re interested in a commission, please pm me here on tumblr or email me at YutaanChan23 at yahoo dot com! :) Thanks a bunch, lovelies!

Happy October, my lovelies! The leaves are changing, the weather is cooling, the pumpkin spice is spicing. Let’s celebrate and make some art!

15+ Un-Bear-Ably Cute Momma Bears Teaching Their Teddy Bears How To Bear

Momma Bear

https://archive.org/details/DontBeaS1947

Here’s the whole video. It’s called “Don’t Be A Sucker” and it’s 17 minutes long.

don’t just scroll past this actually watch it, it’s only 2 minutes long. If you re-recorded this today word for word with modern actors and places, it wouldn’t even look out of place as a PSA

Mmmmmm

HIGHLY cursed plate found in a garage sale in Ishpeming, Michigan

My grandma gave me that exact plate!

what does “men who adhere to strict gender binary” even mean tho

NO ONE adheres to the gender binary! NO ONE FITS THEIR GENDER ROLE PERFECTLY! THAT’S THE POINT! AARRRGGH! 

NOOOOO OOOOONE…. ADHERES TO THE GENDER BINARY LIKE GASTON!

Originally posted by clarabellecow

when I try to hear this in my head my mental voice is incapable of pronouncing it fast enough to fit the timing of the line “noooo oooone… adjksjfksfjslenry like Gaston!”

and when I try to fit it to one of the longer such lines, my mental voice becomes too confused about conflicting scansion to continue

no one’s droll like gaston no one’s swole like gaston no one fits his assigned gender role like gaston

I’m especially fond of the paaaatriaaarchy My what a guy that gastooon

Bless you for making it scan

NOW I CAN’T READ IT WITHOUT SINGING IN MY HEAD

No one’s droll like Gaston, No one’s swole like Gaston, No one fits his assigned gender role like Gaston! For there’s no one online half as phony, His tinder’s got dick pics to spare, You can ask any neckbeard or brony They’ll show you (no homo) whose trilby they’d wear! No one drawls like Gaston Or catcalls like Gaston, Or manspreads on the train in a sprawl like Gaston! I’m especially fond of the paaaatriaaarchy! My what a guy that Gastooon!

…I’m not sorry.

never be sorry for this, it is glorious

Oh shit tumblr has a new best post how come no one told me.

Originals First - We are a people with a past, not a people of the past.

Dolls :)

Idk what she is listening to but I’m feeling it😍😍

I didn’t know Mr. T pityed fool’s that weren’t woke, but that’s awesome. #respect

“I think about my father being called ‘boy’, my uncle being called ‘boy’, my brother, coming back from Vietnam and being called ‘boy’. So I questioned myself: “What does a black man have to do before he’s given the respect as a man?” So when I was 18 years old, when I was old enough to fight and die for my country, old enough to drink, old enough to vote, I said I was old enough to be called a man. I self-ordained myself Mr. T so the first word out of everybody’s mouth is “Mr.” That’s a sign of respect that my father didn’t get, that my brother didn’t get, that my mother didn’t get.“

-Mr. T on the subject of his name

I miss the dolls too, but also:

I still walk down that aisle every single time. I glance over at the handful of dollar store trash items on the shelf and keep moving. I’ve no idea why I continue to torture myself.

Such sadness....:(

Tulle Skirts

Wardrobe By Dulcinea

#Etsy #Bridal