GLASS ONION: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY (2022) dir. Rian Johnson

Proximity sensor (Unmute !)

that’s a theremin you idiot

yum, I'm glad I'm staying home, overwhelmed by the sudden urge to lick some boots.

I'm glad police is harassing cyclists and people taking a walk (and walks are not allowed, no, no matter what you wear you absolute genius) but Amazon's warehouses and other lucrative factories are running at full capacity, kurwa, I am so glad churches will most likely open for Easter, I'm glad homeless people are left to queue in crowds for hours at end, I'm glad priests are doing house visits and administering communion straight to the mouths of old vulnerable people, I'm so overjoyed workers have nearly no support and no access to protective gear, not to mention healthcare workers...

I sure am glad that hunters have full access to the forests - because they cannot spread anything, no, of course - and with our government's plans might soon be joined by their fucking kids.

but yeah, the police is doing so great, jebani bohaterzy, you stay comfortably blind and with no reading comprehension.

but please stay away from me.

also, friends, not an invitation to any discussion. I won't be talking about it anymore.

stay home, stay safe, stay sane. remember who didn't do anything for you when times were tough and your life was in danger.

I really made this cuz the promo image for everything’s fine made me that upset wow

for all 10 of the vagrant soldier ares fans out there

is everything

she could beat me up and i’d thank her.

please do not use, edit or repost to other sites

if i saw a ring of mushrooms i would simply hop in it and chug the first beverage i see

rip to people who don’t want to be wed to the fairy queen but i’m different

Reblog if ur GAY and have MESSY HAIR

- Classwork. Her name is Doris. 

rb to make a trans person feel loved 💕

How the fuck was this a children’s television character?!?

this always cheers me up.

I don’t know who played Mr Blobby here.

But that guy deserved a Best Actor in a Comedy Emmy Award here.   

He is hysterical. 

Jack still being so suspicious.

what is this.

an anxiety attack

He gone

Bonus:

Jack: no fear

Mr Blobby: J̡̼̓̓ͮ͑ͩͭ̇͞A̧̬̙̹̝̻̼ͯ̑͆̉̿C̯̬̯̬̤̻̦̞̎̐̈̏́͗̀̐͘Kͭ҉̹̼̭̹̻͢

Jack: one fear

if you haven’t seen this.

yeah, I’m an INFP

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This is better than any found footage horror film ever made

I love :

1. How you can hear them all trying not to laugh

2. The shear amount of friends he had to get together to make this

3. The one who goes “you want a cripe sanberry?”

You love and support trans women!

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