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Terminally Confused

@anunexpectedfanboy

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smieska

Oh man you know the ides of March has become a real holiday on tumblr when there's people 'um actually'ing it with real facts about the death of Caesar. We did it.

I'm just here for the memes and celebration of a banger Shakespeare quote.

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heymrverdant

We also know that it's a real holiday because people are 'um actually'ing it with fake facts about Caesar -- I had someone tell me that joking about Brutus and Caesar using stabbing as homoerotic metaphor is problematic bc Brutus is believed by historians to have been Caesar's illegitimate son. This is not true, Caesar was 15 when Brutus was born and even historians of that era believed that rumor was baseless. We're ideing these marches so hard that people are falling for clickbait from 44 BC

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harboretum

So just netflix then

Not to out myself as living under a rock but what’s this in the notes about fairies and walruses

Someone made a poll asking what you would be more surprised to see knocking on your door: a fairy or a walrus. And most people answered “walrus” prompting a whole Thing™️

Ohhh okay I suspected it was a tumblr meme. Thank you I’ll be back in a bit

I’m back. Is this anything

Source: melsephant
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I was sitting in my house getting ready for a party later and I heard screaming outside, so naturally I took a little peek. On one side of my street I see a dad holding a camera while mom is screaming in what I can only describe as an excited sports fan voice, “YOU GOT THIS ZACK!! COME ON BUDDY YOU GOT THIS!!! KEEP GOING!!”

And I look to my right and there’s a little boy shakily riding his bike for the first time, with his little sister jogging beside him, also cheering and screaming. I was almost instantly brought to tears because I got to witness something so tender.

No matter what is going on in the world never forget that someone, somewhere, is teaching their child to ride a bike. To tie their shoelaces. A person is bringing their elderly neighbour something for dinner. Someone stopped their day to help some ducks cross the road. Someone is trying a new recipe and they love it. Humans will keep doing human things no matter what, and it’s wonderful.

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Queercoding in early supernatural compared to late supernatural is soooo funny to me cause in season 5 its like heres ben edlund making an incredibly layered episode with subtle nods to destiel to get past censors that people write essays about to analyze its themes. Now heres season 12 where cas just said i love you and it cut to dean three times in a row but the show is just gonna pretend it didnt do that

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I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired

i aspire to great things in life

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therothwoman

According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.

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leda74

So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.

actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do

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there’s so much beauty in the world.

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Roman news declarators often spoke with “clickbait” like introductions. One preserved tablet states in Latin, “You won’t believe who Brutus just stabbed!”

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beastie boys music is funny as hell one of them will say a line and then the other two will say a completely unrelated line

"met with a girl and she sucked my COCK. sedimentary is a type of ROCK"

You can skip to the next post instnatly with the J key

... this was supposed to be a helpful tip on another post, now it looks like I'm being really aggressive about a random post about the beastie boys

You pressed the J key too soon and WHAT?

You're stuck in purgatory with KIRK AND SPOCK

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