Just watched a shaved head dyke with huge tits in a wifebeater open her door and immediately try to spit on the ground amd missed and spit into her own tits . Im so wet

TIL Dr. Sigmund Freud was addicted to smoking and failed to quit for good throughout a 45 years long battle that included 33 operations for cancer of the jaw, an artificial jaw replacement, and attacks of “tobacco angina” exacerbated by nicotine . He was known to smoke up to twenty cigars a day.

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Jesus ffucking christ bro.

Seems like he had an oral fixation… Almost as if he were replacing the cigarette with… No i shant say…

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hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month

for either way you choose you cannot win

Die mad

astarion is like one of those little crusty white dogs to me. yknow

high fantasy Hannibal

babygirl

Severance is about rebellion, about people who were literally created to obey finally questioning and breaking through that conditioning. There’s a storyline about someone doing a complete 180 and choosing to rebel when they realise they have a child that they’re not allowed to see, and I love that the storyline wasn’t given to the female lead, but to a previously comic male character. There’s a storyline about breaking protocol because for the first time ever you have fallen in love, in intense, overwhelming, impossible love, and I love that the storyline wasn’t given to the female lead, but to a pair of awkward old guys. The storyline about grief and guilt also goes to a guy, to the male lead.

I love that the female lead is the only one whose radicalisation comes entirely from within, the person motivating her is her, she’s not doing it for anyone else, she wants her freedom, and failing that, she wants bloody revenge even at the cost of utter self-destruction.

by this time next week kendall will die in a vampire juggalo barn accident

your outie can fuck and suck with the best of them. your outie tried stand-up once and was great at it. your outie can clear a bong in one hit. your outie does keg stands at parties and everyone cheers for them.

I am here at the severed floor of Lumon Industries

severance + onion and reductress headlines

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