oh my god the forest spirits are awake! hello!

PRECIOUS

okay y’all real talk

what social media platform are we all collectively moving to

hell

great!!!! see you there my dude

there is literally nothing worse than accidentally eating a really soft grape

MAYBE EXCEPT YOU WHOLE FAMILY BEING MURDERED IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE

have you ever eaten a soft grape

Some lady next to me at the airport was crying hysterically, she got up, came back with McDonald’s and she stopped crying the second she started eating

tired of complicated and show-offy art challenges? Then this is the event for you!

doodlecember is my concept for an art challenge that exists solely to have you flex your art muscles just enough to keep you sharp without the pressure of making something “spectacular”.  How does it work?

RULES:

1. you can only use one layer (if digital) and only pen (if traditional). 

2. try not to scratch out bad lines or erase anything– the idea of doodling is letting yourself draw without thinking too much! 

3. draw the FIRST thing that pops into your head when you read the prompt. 

4. you can spend no more than 5 minutes on the drawing– so draw fast!

hopefully these guidelines will encourage you to draw faster and looser than you otherwise would! If you do use this template tag it with #doodlecember so i can see your drawings ^^ and good luck!

bitch and bastard are GENDERED terms and thus you must use the neutral: bitchard

why is there so much spongebob on my dash are y’all 7 

I want to Die

who has the image where it says albert einstein lived in a house made of cheese and failed the driving test 8000 times

please find my boi

give winston a new emote that lets you throw poop at other players

he has a phd

poop hurling disorder