professional shower singer

Always nice when math helps make it all the more clear how ridiculously reasonable the worker demands are.

This is what the studios have brought everything to a grinding halt for.

BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

ID in alt

Or water fountains, public washrooms, outdoors tables, etc, etc

"The trannies should be able to piss in whatever toilet they want and change their bodies however they want. Why is it my business if some chick has a dick or a guy has a pie? I'm not a trannie or a fag so I don't care, just give 'em the medicine they need."

"This is an LGBT safe space. Of COURSE I fully support individuals who identify as transgender and their right to self-determination! I just think that transitioning is a very serious choice and should be heavily regulated. And there could be a lot of harm in exposing cis children to such topics, so we should be really careful about when it is appropriate to mention trans issues or have too much trans visibility."

One of the above statements is Problematic and the other is slightly annoying. If we disagree on which is which then working together for a better future is going to get really fucking difficult.

actual beliefs first, language second

this tweet is making me choke to death

1. precisely 2. really really enjoying this phrasing

“rap is the worst music genre” “no actually it’s soul” “no actually it’s jazz” “no actually it’s ska” “no actually it’s r&b” hey guys do you notice a common denominator in the genres you hate or is it just me

update

i don’t have a single overhead light

at this point I wish advertising in general was just literally illegal. Word of mouth only. Maybe exceptions beneath a certain net value like if you’re a startup or a family run business but if you’re already making a billion dollars then making even one single commercial or banner campaign should be a crime and I mean a crime like the CEO gets investigated on national television and goes to prison forever and everyone agrees they’re a sick fucked up maniac

i am normal and can be trusted with unrestricted boating access between all of the great lakes

Op is a zebra mussel

Me taking my hypothetical children to pride:

See that man in the dog mask? He's playing a game of make believe with his friends to have fun, just like we do! See how his tail is wagging?

See that man with a gun? He's part of a violent institution that serves the ruling elite and upholds white supremacy. Fifty years ago he would have been raiding all these bars and arresting us all. He could shoot you in the face right now and probably not even lose his job. If he tries to talk to you, remember to say, "I won't speak with you unless I have an attorney present."

this obliterated me

Antigonick, Anne Carson

Punishment, Rabindranath Tagore (Translated by William Butler Yeats)

weight, jacqueline woodson

"why are people who do cool things always so weird"

i have a startling truth to keep from you... about the relationship between cool and weird

good news guys the federal no fly list just got cracked by an otherkin on twitter

this is how they broke the news BTW

everyone tagging this as “clown world” “the future is so lame” know that you are literally not even 1% as cool as this person