when u try ur best but u don’t succeed
when u feel so tired, but u can’t sleep
Stuck in reeveeeeeeeeeeerrsee.
and the tears come streaming down your face
‘Cause you lose something you can’t replace
When you love someone but it goes to waste
Could it be worse?
I was checking out at Walmart, and as I was reaching for my bags I said, “Happy Holidays!” And the cashier leaned in like she was sharing a secret and said “Merry Christmas.” So I smiled politely and said, “Blessed Yule!” And the look that spread across her face, you would have thought I’d literally stolen Christmas from her. If you’re going to make a point of wishing me a happy whatever-you-celebrate, I’m going to make a point of wishing you a happy whatever-I-celebrate, and if you think that’s wrong you should consider getting “hypocrite” tattooed across your forehead.
It’s that time of year again
A post I made has officially become an “it’s that time of year again” post and I would be lying if I said I wasn’t honored
So there’s this huge dudebro in my class, who, yesterday, sat next to me. And I’m sitting there sweating because like… I’m wearing my shirt with the lesbian flag on it, and he’s the most popular jock in school, and always has this look on his face that say ‘I can and will kill you’. He looks me up and down, stares at me for a minute and then goes, “So. Girls in skirts and long socks, am I right?”
To which I nodded solemnly, both out of agreement, surprise and also a healthy amount of awkward fear. He nodded and went, “You get it.”
I said, “Yep.” He fistbumped me, and on went our lives.
Oh! I forgot to mention! I saw him at lunch the same day, and he ran up to me, tapped me on the shoulder, pointed at this super sweet girl who comes to GSA and asked if she’s gay. I told him he should ask her because that’s not my place and he said he would.
I thought that would be the end of it.
Except ten minutes later he came back and told me he found out (she’s bi) and that both of us have a shot. I said “You more than me.” because he’s attractive and popular.
But this wholesome dumbass looked really confused and asked, “Because I’m tall?’
lol protect that poor baby
I'm afraid Netflix is doing it's thing again and fucking up a good show...
They almost didn't promote last season (S3) at all. A lot of people didin't even realize it was out untill a few days later. And now the Japan special, I only knew when it was out because I follow the Fab5 on instagram, I wouldn't have found out from Netflix. It's not even in "New this week" or "New releases" I had to look it up myself. Also it's not in the Queer Eye title, it's another separate thing so I wouldn't have seen it in my list, cause it doesn't say "new episodes".
Netflix is messing with the show like it did with One Day at a Time. They take great shows, diverse, fun, wholesome shows and fuck them over in such a way they can blame fans later for not watching.
I hate this so much, please go watch Queer Eye: We're in Japan! It's only 4 episodes and they're great!! :') let's save out beloved show!!!
I was today years old when i learned there was a japan special for example
See? This is what I mean!!!
Fuck Netflix!
request for you to not be a bitch
request denied
reblog or the gods of glo up will not bless you
can’t take any chances
If I had a project with a deadline, I would simply complete it before then
Rip to my past self but I'm different
– me, incorrectly, every single fucking time
book one harry: *loses 2 house points* oh my god they’re all going to hate me this is the biggest atrocity i have ever committed in my academic career, i have forever tarnished the reputation of gryffindor house
book six harry: *loses 70 points for gryffindor* * almost gets expelled* ask me if i give a motherfuck??
Realistic character development
Kevin’s mom is a hero.
I love you Kevin’s mom
Mom Coming Out Of The Pool To Shame Kevinkind
Your mom put you in this world, Kevin, and she will take you the fuck out.
Rip kevin
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