the art of. using periods incorrectly to fine tune line delivery

The way my new kitten was looking at my husband on the way home 

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If chickens are closest descendants of T-Rex, than T-Rex were probably delicious.

Our generation’s “walked to school uphill in the snow both ways” will be telling our kids the lengths we had to go to to get marijuana.

RUDY PANKOW as JJ MAYBANK OUTER BANKS (2020- ) | 2.05 “The Darkest Hour”

I just want to live life enjoy good food & beer 🍻

bitches will bring a million things to do on a train ride or long car trip and then spend the entire time looking out the window and daydreaming. i’m bitches

Lol, me af

I really grew up with hella anxiety and didn’t even realize it til I got older because it really felt like I had to keep a lot of thoughts and emotions to myself

the crime the criminal

the way Coach Taylor is like “Matt I am here for you, we are family, I am your dad and as your dad I decree that you cannot hate your actual dad, let’s work this out together, son” but then is also like “[life’s pressures] won’t break Matt Saracin *pause* he’s like a stink bug”

the duality of man and he has it