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Chris / Mit | 22 | TX
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men will say that joker is the best movie ever made, but have never seen ‘howl’s moving castle’ (2004)

I’m men

stream butterfly by loona

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why do you freaks think the queen of england is some adorable little grandma, she lives in a fucking palace and was monarch during england’s colonial rule of half of africa. she has immense power and wealth (directly stolen from imperial holdings across the world & her own people) because of the coincidence of her birth. she’s not cute. i dont care about her color coordinated umbrellas or her pet corgis. what the fuck yall.

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meshugenist

why do people legitimately think jennifer’s body was a feminist masterpiece

megan fox actually had a mental breakdown after jennifer’s body because she was so hypersexualized in that movie and in the marketing for it, going as far as saying she didn’t want to leave the house because she couldn’t stand the idea of people even looking at her

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cyberdevon

hi people think that it’s a feminist masterpiece because art is subjective but im here to link to the full interview where she talks with Diablo Cody (the film’s writer) about the film, including how she thinks it was an excellent film (“it’s my favorite thing I’ve ever done”) that she’s very proud of (“I don’t think anyone could have played the role as well as I did at that time”), how she was hurt by the paparazzi and specifically how what hurt about the movie was not the film (“it was the perfect project”), but the male-centered marketing of the woman-written, woman-directed, women-starring film about an oversexualized woman using said oversexualization to get revenge on her male tormentors. Please don’t blame women’s art about womanhood for how it was seen by men.

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puffychi

Some of my favourite pokemon from generation 8 (〃・ω・〃)

Please give me a rt HERE! I’ll really appreciate it! ♡

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my favorite out-of-context spoilers for “dora and the lost city of gold”:

  1. dora and diego get high and hallucinate onscreen for two minutes straight while their guide strips offcamera 
  2. boots saves the day while “these boots are made for walkin” plays in spanish 
  3. all the mystical elements of dora the explorer (talking backpacks, monkey with boots) are explained away as 6yo dora’s imagination… except for swiper. swiper just. exists. a walking, talking, kleptomaniac fox with a blue mask is working with a team of mercenaries and this is only barely questioned

So how does Danny Trejo play boots? Is he part of the hallucination? Does he make the monkey sounds? Does Boots swear in Danny Trejo Español!?

oh he speaks in one scene but it’s not the hallucination scene 

this is also never explained

hmm have some more out-of-context spoilers

  • two scorpions fuck on a guy’s head 
  • dora sings a song about digging a hole in the middle of the woods to poop in 
  • while dora does not get to use her knife, she does get to knock a guy out twice and sets up another guy to die and doesn’t seem sorry 

I also have to reiterate that someone in this movie holds a machine gun

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tobi-poo

NINTENDO UK OH MY GOD????

This was done in reference to the fact the Fire Emblem Awakening battle models don’t actually have feet

Which to be honest I didn’t notice they didn’t have feet the first time I was playing the game

Here’s a different picture that shows it a bit better

I’m so glad you explained this because I didn’t understand and was about to google “fire emblem chrom feet” before I realized that those actions may have dire consequences

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