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Witcher Bows and Arrows

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This spring, join us in the event that celebrates Cupid’s bow and arrow! from the mods of @WitcherTorT 🎀🏹 February 4-14, ‘22//PFP by @bigfutjeril 🔞
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Like a Desperate Thing

Here is an extremely late fill for the @witcher-bows-and-arrows prompt “More.”  This is dedicated to @jaskierswolf who requested some thigh love.  Thanks for an amazing prompt!

Explicit. Warnings: Mild breathplay, rough oral sex, Dom/sub. 1,600 words.

Geralt/Jaskier

Once the last email is sent, Geralt closes his work laptop and stands, stretching his arms up over his head since he’s been at it for so long.  He checks the clock and realizes he maybe went a little too long, but he knows Jaskier will still be right where he left him.  With a smile on his face, he leaves his office and heads back to the living room.

Jaskier is indeed right where he left him, kneeling on a yoga mat in front of the couch.  They’ve tried pillows, but Jaskier doesn’t like the way they make him fidget, claiming they’re too lumpy to work.  Geralt reaches down and runs his hands through Jaskier’s hair, tilting his head up to meet his gaze.  He’s completely naked, clasping his own wrists behind his back.

He’s absolutely perfect.

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written for @witcher-bows-and-arrows and @kinkuary for Feb 7 prompts: Casual & Somnophilia

Series: Strangers make you feel so loved where I will be updating throughout the month for these events!

Relationship: Coën/Jaskier Rating: E | Words: 5540 | Archive warnings: None Additional tags: Prostitute!Jaskier, Alternate Universe, Not canon compliant, PWP, Kink negotiation, safe sane and consensual, aftercare, crossdressing, feminization, stocking, anal sex, anal fingering, gender roleplay, top!Jaskier, bottom!Coën, rimming

Summary: After a lonely winter, Jaskier is all too happy to have another Witcher in his arms. It's not exactly what he expects, but he has vowed to dote on every Witcher and this one isn't an exception.

(all fics are titled after Lil Nas X lyrics because I thought I was being funny)

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written for @witcher-bows-and-arrows and @kinkuary for Feb 7 prompts: Casual & Somnophilia

Series: Strangers make you feel so loved where I will be updating throughout the month for these events!

Relationship: Coën/Jaskier Rating: E | Words: 5540 | Archive warnings: None Additional tags: Prostitute!Jaskier, Alternate Universe, Not canon compliant, PWP, Kink negotiation, safe sane and consensual, aftercare, crossdressing, feminization, stocking, anal sex, anal fingering, gender roleplay, top!Jaskier, bottom!Coën, rimming

Summary: After a lonely winter, Jaskier is all too happy to have another Witcher in his arms. It's not exactly what he expects, but he has vowed to dote on every Witcher and this one isn't an exception.

(all fics are titled after Lil Nas X lyrics because I thought I was being funny)

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Blossoms

This was written for the @witcher-bows-and-arrows prompt: Romantic.  It’s very silly and lighthearted, so I hope you enjoy it.

Explicit. Warnings: None. 3,100 words.

Geralt/Jaskier

Jaskier is at his wit’s end.

How can one man - one who has been alive over a hundred years - be so gods-damned stupid?  Jaskier has tried everything he can think of to woo him: providing romantic candlelit dinners, serenading him beneath the full moon, gifting armfuls of trinkets.  Hell, he even rubbed chamomile oil onto his bare ass!  Either Geralt is the most idiotic witcher to ever live, or he is being purposefully dense.

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I present my fic for the Day 21: Fall prompt for @witcher-bows-and-arrows‘s 2023 event!

  • Fandom: The Witcher
  • Relationship: Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion
  • Summary: The bond between a djinn and their master lasts only as long as it takes for the master to use up their three wishes. After that, the djinn is free to move on, and Jaskier has left so many behind.Not Geralt, though. He finds it strangely hard to leave Geralt behind.Or: What if the djinn Geralt had fished up was Jaskier?
  • Inspired By: Witcher Bows & Arrows: Bond
  • Wordcount: 11.4k

“Geralt.”

Geralt sighs in irritation. He drags the net back in, gathering it up in his hands, and prepares himself to toss it out. As he lets it fly, he says, “A djinn.”

Jaskier freezes. His face remains unchanged, he knows – he mastered the art of controlling himself a long time ago, and then shortly thereafter the art of looking like he has no control – but inwardly, his heart stutters and his lungs seize up and the very blood in his veins turns to ice.

The common folk might not know much about the djinn, but Geralt is a Witcher. He knows exactly what he might get into with a djinn.

It’s why Jaskier had figured he was safe traveling with Geralt.

So, he goes the safest route: he plays dumb. “A what now?”

“I’m looking for a dinn,” Geralt growls, clearly irritated at both his empty net and his need to repeat himself.

“For a dj – For a djinn? Like a genie? Like a,” Jaskier laughs, “like one of those floaty fellas with the – the bad tempers and the banned magics and the ‘be careful what you wish for’, that kind of genie?”

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Finishing up my art fills for @witcher-bows-and-arrows event, here’s the post for the Day 12 arrow prompt, “Horny”. My fill is SWF for once, so please enjoy this crop-free offering of Geralt and Jaskier being ~distracted~ by Eskel.

All the art fills I’ve completed for Bows and Arrows can be found right here (on Ao3!). Many thanks to the @witcher-bows-and-arrows mods for running a great event!

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I’m Fully Charged (Ready to Go)

This was written for the @witcher-bows-and-arrows prompt: Proposition.

This is also the start of something I’ve wanted to do for some time now. I’m making a D/s modern AU to play around in.  It will start as friends with benefits, but you all know me, so that won’t last forever.

A lot of kinks are mentioned, but none of them are preformed, so I’m not tagging this post. Read the kinks below, please.

Mature, Warnings Kink Negotiation but no actual sex. Kinks mentioned: pitting, Cock warming, Feet, Slut shaming, Dirty talk, Breeding, Spanking, Collars, Biting, Lingerie, Praise kink. 2,800 Words

Geralt/Jaskier

Sometimes it’s absolutely maddening to sit in his room with his headphones on while he knows full well what Geralt is getting up to in his room.  They’ve been roommates ever since he and Yen finally got drunk and admitted they work better as friends, and Geralt never hid this side of him.  But knowing his best friend - who he happens to be helplessly in love with - is on the other side of the apartment fucking someone?  Sometimes that hurts.

It’s not like Jaskier has ever told Geralt how he feels, because they’re dreadfully incompatible.  Geralt has his normal job down at the shop, and then he comes home and hangs up his jumpsuit for…a paddle or leather or whatever he wears.  The thing is, as much as Jaskier knows Geralt is a dom with a few steady subs, he doesn’t actually know what they get up to.

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Mine Furr-Ever

Written for the “Gift” prompt for @witcher-bows-and-arrows.  This is part of my Kitten Jaskier au, though no actual kitten play happens.  It’s mentioned, though!

Teen, No Warnings. 1,700 words.

Geralt/Jaskier

Jaskier normally gets home from work before Geralt, so he’s thrown off when he enters their apartment and finds it filled with the scents and sounds of cooking.  He toes off his shoes and sets down his bag before padding into the kitchen.  Geralt is hovering over the stove and doesn’t acknowledge him at first.  When Jaskier clears his throat, his boyfriend jumps and spins around to glare at him.

“Sorry love,” Jaskier says, though he can’t hold back his giggles.  “Thought we agreed not to go all out for Valentine’s Day.”

“We did, but cooking dinner for us isn’t going all out.  We gotta eat, right?” Geralt asks, his cheeks turning an adorable shade of pink.  He pretends to be all gruff and aloof, but Jaskier adores how secretly sweet he really is.

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