The Chaos Booth

bro??

What?

i had one of these and when i realized i bit it as hard as i could and it would scream and wail. after some time (and years of me throwing it against the wall in anger as kids do) the whimpering stopped it restarted and was. anormal gameboy forever after that but sometimes it would bleed still a little

u heard about this shit?

We are fucked

bored border collie: im going to perform psychological experiments on every human member of my household

bored pit bull: i bet i could eat a rock if i tried hard enough

some of my favorite tags

OP, when the wrath of God descends upon you, remember that it was you who chose to use your powers for evil.

tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse

No, no, no, you see on tiktok an algorithm feeds you misinformation. On Tumblr I feed myself misinformation from my charcuterie board of hand-selected unhinged mutuals.

None of that mass market junk. Only artisanal, small batch, sustainably cultivated, fair trade horseshit.

somewhere out there tonight a girl is having painfully mediocre sex with a man in a ghost face mask.... everyone lets bow our heads and give her a moment of silence for a second .......

why are you all complacent in that. why aren't you trying to rescue her

Still the best gaming fact.

Noted: misogyny is a skill issue

From @veggiedayz: “Blackberry has a song he wants to sing for you.” #cutepetclub [source: http://ift.tt/28SdMmN ]

Kitten: *small mew* Cameraperson: *soft “ohhh”* Kitten: *BIG LONG MEOW* Cameraperson: *soft laughter* “What was that?” Kitten: *tiny mew*

the caption did not prepare me

the highest ratio of meow to cat that i’ve ever encountered

deflating balloon

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

"Banana Republic" is such an unbelievably fucked up name for a store

it used to be themed too!

I have a new favourite batshit rail idea

Please build it for the funny please please please

You're right. I SHOULD be able to take the train from Minneapolis to Berlin.

Who is it?💕

[Image Description: All-caps black text on a white background reading, “You have to marry whatever is on your phone/computer background. Who is it?” End ID.]

I laughed so hard I choked on saliva

my hungry ass could never work at a cemetery😋

i think cis girls can have a packer as a treat

actually no make this a thing. itd probably be so good for making trans girls feel safe

im glad like at least 500 people can agree that gender affirming prosthetics shouldnt be exclusive to just trans people. honestly this goes for cis guys too feel free to get some breast forms. just dont be surprised if afterwards you decide you dont want to be a guy anymore

Hey folks, if you want to fight back against the twitterfication of tumblr USE IT LIKE IT'S TUMBLR!!!!!! REBLOG THINGS!!!!!! USE THE TAGS TO SCREAM AT YOUR FRIENDS!!!!!!!

Woke up to this having more reblogs than likes! Keep it going! Do it on every post! REBLOG THINGS ON THE REBLOGGING THINGS SITE!

You post this without a video. 

you POST this without.a.video

YOU POST THIS WITHOUT A VIDEO

@that-house this has your vibes

Oh to be excavator operator taking an aircraft for one last ride while probably doing plane noises

Little ascii creatures are so so good and important