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#1 Bolin Stan

@bolins-forehead-curl

Adamo, he/him, currently on ✨Hiatus✨ oops
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Bolins-Forehead-Curl’s Masterlist

Currently Requested

  • Bolin comforts you after a long day at work -  Bolin x EarthBender!Reader
  • Dealing with anxiety - Bolin x Fem!Reader
  • Like Real People Do - Bolin x Reader
  • Transmasc!Bolin x Transmasc!Reader
  • I Would Do Anything For Love - Bolin x Reader
  • One Year, Six Months - Part 2 of Ocean Avenue
  • Of Lilacs and Lavender - Part 2: Wedding Headcanons (!!!!!!!!)
  • First Kiss - Bolin x Reader
  • Working For Kuvira - Bolin x Reader
  • Part 2 of And They Were Roommates!
  • Halloween Headcanons - Bolin x Reader
  • Mover Costars - Bolin x Reader
  • Beautiful as a Flour - Bolin x Baker!Reader

Finished Requests:

Original Fics

  • Fur Vests, Flirting, and Fish Puns - Bolin x Assistant!Reader - Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4
  • Ocean Avenue - Guitarist!Bolin x Waterbender!Reader, Fire Ferrets Band!AU
  • Ya Like Jazz? - Bolin x Jazz Musician/Airbender!Reader (Coming soon!)
  • Be My Fake Date - Bolin x Reader (coming soon!)

Note: All fics and headcanons will be gender-neutral unless requested otherwise. Anything left unspecified (full fic vs headcanons list, genre, tropes, bender/non-bender reader, plot, etc) will be made up however I want as I go along. It’ll probably still be cute asf, but you have been warned.

Last updated: 13/10/2020

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so I just saw the mario movie. and I can already feel y’all freaks getting horny for donkey kong. my fic senses are tingling and i’m scared of what I may see in the coming weeks.

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bro I’m just tryna read sum fucking smut and tell me why Y/N just did a fUCKING BACKFLIP,, FOR NO REASON

I CANT DO A BACKFLIP

WHO IS WRITING THIS SHIT LMAOOO

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My favourite current slice of stranger things discourse is whether or not Eddie is straight

Because each side is so, so passionately sure of themselves and being so condescending to the other

but only one of y’all is right. And I haven’t even watched the new season and I know the answer

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So we all know about the “not like other girls” to transmasc pipeline

but can we pls discuss the “not like other girls” to “not like other white people” pipeline

Bc holy shit some of y’all went straight from misogyny to racism and it showssss

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my entire day today has just been

*checks if vibrator has shipped*

*checks if vibrator has shipped*

*checks if vibrator has shipped*

*checks if vibr

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my roommate is a big fic reader (not on here tho thank god) and told me a few weeks ago that I seem like the “type to write fanfiction”. Heh. Heheh.

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ilajue

PSA PLEASE READ

I will be replacing my use of #tw x tags as content warnings with #media.warning.x due to the banning of tags like #tw and #trigger

ex:

#tw blood -> #media.warning.blood

#blood mention -> #blood.ment

this is to avoid the removal of my art from public circulation and having my account shadowbanned. please protect yourself and filter these tags

also I'd encourage my mutuals and artists to use this tagging system just so that people dont have to filter a bunch of different tags !!

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bunjywunjy
Anonymous asked:

What happens if tarantula no longger need the frog?

great news! that just straight-up doesn't happen.

tarantulas can live for well over a decade, and female tarantulas can expect to breed multiple times before they finally kick it! and since there's always the expectation of there going to be a new clutch of eggs in the nest every year, there's no benefit in getting rid of the frogs that will keep those eggs safe.

a female columbian lesserblack tarantula will treasure and protect her frogs until the day she dies, and then those frogs will go into the care of whichever of her daughters inherits her burrow! it's an eternal cycle. a cycle of frog.

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the scorpion came upon the frog on the riverbank.

"friend frog," said the scorpion, waving its little pincer things in an emotive fashion, "would you carry me across? the river is wide, and I cannot swim."

the frog was a kindly fellow, and hesitated, thinking it over.

now, this story could have progressed as it normally does, into a very sad and rather ham-fisted metaphor for the nature of the human experience, but luckily for both the frog and the reader (though not for the scorpion), our story is interrupted rather abruptly here by the sudden appearance of a ginormous fucking spider popping out of the bushes and making short work of the scorpion.

"Ribbort," said the giant fuckoff tarantula, delicately wiping some scorpion off her huge terrifying spider fangs, "there you are! I was worried. you know better than to wander off into an allegory like this. come home, the children miss you."

the frog, whose name was Ribbort, shrugged his damp little shoulders. indeed, some metaphors just can't be accurately applied to the natural world, due to the enormously complex and often unexpected web of relationships between living creatures in any given ecosystem, and that is the way of things.

and then they went home together, hand in hand.

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