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don’t let fanfiction fool you into thinking that sex is real
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anyway NO ONE should be a billionaire…..NO ONE should be allowed to hoard THAT much money when whole countries starve to death. If you think I’m bitter that’s fine but it’s the truth, I don’t make the rules
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“No pain no gain” is a frame that everyone thinks it’s the correct way to follow. But isn’t it cruel to think that without suffering you can’t achieve anything in life?
Kim Haon (김하온), Highschool Rapper 2, final episode.
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HAON - LOVE ! DANCE ! (Prod. BOYCOLD)
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김하온 (HAON) - 붕붕 (ft. Sik-K) (prod. GroovyRoom)
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마이틴 (MYTEEN) - She Bad
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@ thanos if the snap killed donald trump we’re not mad at you anymore
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this is the most surreal most 21st century sentence I’ve ever read
noo
how is angry birds collecting sexual orientation data? how do these birds know im gay
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Me: *falling asleep to an audiobook on the science of the gut*
Book: saliva is actually filtered blood!
Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ
Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ
Book: saliva also contains a painkiller that is stronger than morphine, but we don’t produce a lot of it otherwise we’d be constantly high
Me: ʕʘ Д ʘʔ
Opiorphin is 6x stronger than morphine and actually contains an anti-depressant compound which is why some doctors believe it’s linked to comfort eating
shadybitchcraft
Everyone spit on me so I won’t be depressed
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thequeenofsunflowers-deactivate
$10 Tuesday
Like/reblog to find $10 on a Tuesday
Like/reblog on a Tuesday to find more money!
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Yeah, keep on laughing assholes. Just wait till i morph into a crab with funky little shoes, then you’ll be sorry.
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astrology is real, witchcraft is real, magic is real, dreams whisper about the future sometimes, miracles happen and soulmates exist! and thats the tea!
and the moon loves you and watches over you every night! run n tell that!
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Antoni: *cries*
Me: *softly, while tearing up* fuck
Jonathan: *cries*
Me: *screaming, while punching through a wall* FUCK
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rip to the songs we love but dont listen to anymore bc they are associated with bad memories
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today i had a man tell me, in all earnest, that i obviously wasn’t very good at my classical studies degree because zeus only had one son, hercules - his source was the disney movie hercules
pipcomix
#it would be easier to list the sons zeus does not have
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doe-eyed-harpy
Worshipping a god doesn’t mean they’ll give you everything you desire, nor does your failure to reach your desires mean that a god is punishing you. Accept that individuals exist and that individuals make autonomous choices (yourself included).