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A Necromancer's Folly

@theluckiestbonez / theluckiestbonez.tumblr.com

bonez. almost 30.
he/they/it
im raising the dead while youre reading this
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Y'know, the funny thing about all this "RETVRN TO THE 1950S" shit is that it's all "THIS IS WHAT THEY TOOK FROM YOU" when nothing in the pictures was actually taken away.

You can dress like a '50s guy and style your hair with Brylcreem if you really want. There's no law against that. You can raise a family in suburbia and cook hotdogs in the backyard. In fact, you've been able to do that for so long that it's kinda ruined the country by blighting the land with terrible housing developments and infrastructure. It would be hard to argue that any other lifestyle in the US has been more catered to and facilitated than the suburban nuclear family.

what's been taken from you is the ability to raise a family on a single middle-class income. also public transit, third spaces, clothing that doesn't fall apart after six months of wear, a greater amount of glass and paper food packaging, etc.

and uh

I have bad news for trad conservatives about who took that away and who's trying to get it back

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i have spotify. open. right now on my computer. do you want me to blast you? do you want me to put you on blast cuz i got your history right here in the side bar take it back by jimmy buffet. nautical wheelers by jimmy buffet. jolly mon sing by jimmy buffet. STEAMER by jimmy BUFFET! treat her like a LADY by jimmy BUFFET! mañana by jimmy BUFFET! WHEN SALOME PLAYS THE DRUMS BY JAMES BUFFET. HaVaNa Daydreaming by Jimmy Buffet. what the FUCK happened to you? are you HAUNTED? are you FUCKING POSESSED??

YOU USED TO BE MY BROTHER

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maecyuh

I CANT STOP DRAWING THISTLE GUYS IM GOING INSANE

i usually take like a few weeks to finish illustrations but im grinding these out in like 3 days help....

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artlyloser
[ID: Illustration of Wyll Ravengard from Baldur's Gate 3. He is in his devil form with horns and claws. His back is facing us and his arm is twisted as he tries to claw at his back. He looks like he is in pain and tears are in his eye that we can see. END ID]

Wyll Week Day 1 : Pact / Body Changes I swear I won't make all these prompts sad I'll draw him happy later to make up for this

The prompts from @wyllweek

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Wyll "no, why would I have daddy issues?" Ravengard after receiving any amount of positive feedback from a male party member: Name Your Enemy and They Shall Be Slain. I Brought You A Flower.

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