My Reality

love when you stop a cat from doing something and instead of understanding that they shouldnt be doing that theyre just like. ah sorry my good sir you seem to have interrupted me. no worries let me just shimmy past you and get a taste of that pan of hot oil. please.

cats will be like oh you're walking somewhere? no WE'RE walking somewhere. and i will get there first. where is 'there' btw

A Charlie Brown Christmas (1965) dir. Bill Melendez

REBLOG THE CHRISTMAS OTTER IN 10 SECONDS FOR BOUNTIFUL GIFTS AND A MERRY CHRISTMAS

by Holly Warburton

RIP Matthew Perry

No one else could’ve played Chandler Bing🩵

R.I.P. Matthew Perry (August 19, 1969 - October 28, 2023)

Half of Australia lives here.

this is so funny because the blue areas aren’t really distinct so it just looks like somebody has posted a picture of all of australia with the caption “half of australia lives here”

the other half of Australia is standing right behind you.

nothing personal, mate

Did this quick doodle a few days ago, used it as value practice! :D

Ah yes, the wings that I totally intended to draw, creating a symbolic representation of toothless giving hiccup his own wings that totally didn’t happen by accident, and I definitely didn’t realize it because of these tags…

Seriously.

I really feel this.

Or maybe...

Linguistics is cancelled

I can ne fucking believe this pas

Works in Spanish too!

it’s always “i love you” and never “a few weeks ago you told me lane had a crush on me. well i have a crush on her too and i know you have very strict rules about dating and boys and i just want you to know that i’m a good person. i don’t smoke, i don’t drink, i’ve never gotten a ticket, i’m healthy, i take care of myself, i floss, i never watch more than thirty minutes of television partly because i think it’s a waste of time and partly because there’s nothing on, i respect my parents, i do well in school, i never play video games in case they do someday prove playing them can turn you into a serial killer, i don’t drink coffee, i don’t drink soda because the carbonation freaks me out, i’m happy to give up meat if you feel strongly about it, i don’t mind wearing a tie, i enjoy playing those hymns on my guitar, and i really really wanna take your daughter to her prom. mrs kim? please don’t make me repeat that list again.”

logging onto tumblr on desktop only to find everyone's icons missing...

watching all this unfold from the phone app and resignedly waiting for them to come for us

you need to be earnest. you need to tell people that you love them. you need to speak on how you’re feeling honestly. you need to be sentimental. you need to stop letting the fear of other people laughing at you have so much control over how you express yourself. you need to get over yourself. you need to be embarrassing but true.