masterpost

to help you navigate better through the dark pit that is my blog, i have decided to compile everything and dump it here. i suggest going through everything, but hey who am i to stop you from not doing that?

warning! all of my edits are kinda offensive if this is not your kind of humor, then sorry but this is not the blog for u!

also, yes all of this stuff really happened

subs:

sehun’s affection / exo’s meetings / kyungsoo so done w everyone / mom dad quarrels /  kris’ potato / sudaddy news / kris reads / kyungsoo’s meat / kris on his wife / canada / guess the pimp / happy (?) new year / ksoo’s threats  / chansoo vs chanbaek / christmas quarrels / luhan too ghei to function / kyungsoo’s cause / exo’s special fans / astronaut sehun / baekhyun exposes kaisoo / sehun vs ksoo / chen savage AF / exo flying / exo charades 1 / chanyeols bday (again?!) / choGIWA / charades 2 / touchytouchy / exo gambling / exo on drugs idk / exo comeback / sehun just sehun / sumama still bitter..  / hashtag save chanyolk / sehun throwing shade / ohshc exo / squishy tv / kai is what? / baekbama4eva / jongin exposed 

DID NOT REALIZE I MADE THIS MUCH STUFF OVER THE YEARS

it be like that

[CONFIRMED] Exo's next album is Ex'tract, with the title track Vanilla

we all have been played

this is probably the expiration date of his milk

you’re welcome

this dude from E! got mad about sehun being named best-dressed like he wasn’t invited and really thought he made a point by posting his walmart version of sehun’s outfit…i love my relevant fashion king oh sehun

you vs the guy she told you not to worry about

The only plot twist that matters

i just typo’d infinity war and

This is how ko ko bop should have ended! STOP WHAT UR DOING AND WATCH THIS . IT WILL HEAL YOUR SOUL. The song at the end seems like something Yixing would do, he’s so cute. And the EXO members r his babies -Tenny

my 3 brain cells