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you could bounce a coin off that druid 🍑
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D&D monster concept
Non-newtonian slimes
Hitting them harder does less damage
Their AC is 13 and you have to roll below it to hit
especially effective against high-level players
FUCK
I made it
edit - wow tumblr, thanks for making that picture look like shit
[ID: a traditionally formatted monster profile for an ‘Oozebleck’. Text reads:
“OOZEBLECK, large ooze, unaligned.
Armor Class: 13 (non-Newtonian) Hit Points: 95 (10d10 + 50) Speed: 30ft., climb 20ft.
STR: 18 (+4) DEX: 5 (-3) CON: 20 (+5) INT: 1 (-5) WIS: 5 (-3) CHA: 1 (-5)
Damage Immunities: acid, cold, lightning, slashing Damage Resistances: bludgeoning, piercing Condition Immunities: blinded, charmed, deafened, frightened, grappled, prone, restrained Senses: blindsight 60 ft. (blind beyond this radius) passive Perception 7 Languages: - Challenge: 8 (3900 XP)
Non-Newtonian Fluid. When struck, the surface of the Oozebleck hardens into a solid, then relaxes back into a liquid form. In order to strike the Oozebleck, players must roll below its AC, not above it. When attempting to damage an Oozebleck, a roll of 1 counts as a critical hit and a roll of 20 counts as a critical failure.
Amorphous. The Oozebleck can move through a space as narrow as 1 inch without squeezing.
Spider Climb. The Oozebleck can climb difficult surfaces, including upside down on ceilings, without needing to make an ability check.
Sticky Form. A creature that touches the Oozebleck or strikes it with a melee attack must make a DC15 strength saving throw or be grappled, not the person holding it, and they may release it.
ACTIONS Pseudopod. Melee Weapon Attack: +6 to hit, reach 5ft., one creature. Hit: 14 (4d6) acid damage. Engulf. If the Oozebleck begins its turn with a Large or smaller creature or object grappled by it, it may enter their space and the creature must make a DC 15 Dexterity saving throw. On a successful save, the creature can choose to be pushed 5 feet back or to the side of the Oozebleck. A creature that chooses not to be pushed suffers the effects of a faile saving throw. On a failed save, the Oozebleck enters to creature’s space and the creature takes 20 (6d6) acid damage and is engulfed. The engulfed creature cannot breath, is restrained, and takes 40 (12d6) acid damage at the start of each of the Oozebleck’s turns. When the Oozebleck moves, the creature moves with it. An engulfed creature can try to escape by taking an action to make a DC 15 Strength check. On a success, the creature escapes and enters a space of its choice within 5 feet of the Oozebleck.
REACTIONS Split. When the Oozebleck is subjected to slashing damage, it splits into two new Oozeblecks as long as it has at least 10 hit points. Each new Oozebleck has hit points equal to half the original Oozebleck’s, rounded down. New Oozeblecks are one size smaller than the original.”
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It's weird realizing how many times throughout my life I've been offered a sexual encounter and just didn't notice until weeks or months later
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me when a customer asks why there's a funko pop with their likeness and full name that we refuse to sell to them
Anonymous asked:
I’ve been thinking about sending this for a long time. I’m sober now. Been so for over a year. I’ve completed specialized therapy for my BPD, I’m engaged, and I’ve moved to Virginia. When you told everyone (after coaxing sexual conversation and nudes from me over SC— yes, I remember) and everyone left, I wanted to die. Instead, I chose to thrive. I hope you never forget what you did to me. I hope none of you do. Isolation destroyed me, but I rebuilt. I am happy now. Are you, Adam?
I'm really happy to hear you're sober! And I hope the move went well! After getting to go back home after the fires I went through all of my old things and I found the game grumps poster you made me one year, do you still want that? I remember you asking if I ever wanted to get rid of it you'd like it back. I suppose I can just give it to your mom, assuming your whole family didn't move to Virginia.
Frankly, I don't remember that night too well, but I know I wasn't in a good place then. I do apologise for coaxing nudes from you while you were intoxicated. That was cruel and a completely fucked thing to do. I also apologise for what our forced separation from you did to your mental state, none of us wanted that.
I know I speak for all of us when I say that we are glad to hear you're doing great. I could explain the reasons we felt the way we did, but I don't believe this wall of text is an appropriate way to do so.
It took me a long time to stop holding my grudge, I don't blame you for still holding yours.
To tell the truth, I had been thinking of writing you a letter and leaving it on your door with the game grumps poster for a while myself. I don't know if I ever would've, so I am happy you reached out the way you did.
I will be honest, I have done a lot of reflection myself since then. I am better now too, but I know I'm not done improving myself. I used to blame you for everything wrong in our relationships, but I now know it is a two way street.
I have stopped attempting to be in a relationship while in school, I realize now that being a STEM major just takes too much time and wouldn't be fair to my theoretical partner.
Overall, the past however long it has been has given my own ups and downs. I have taken steps to better myself and I'm happy to hear you have to. I hope you and your fiance have a happy life. As sincerely as I can possibly say it over an open letter, assuming that's what this is, I am glad you are happy. I am too.
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¿Yakuza o cuál es este?
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i made: a meme
took me longer than expected
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the other day i was perusing the dessert options in the dining hall and this group of absolute stereotypical frat boy types were also milling around the desserts and one of them pointed to the strawberry pastries and said to the others “what’s the vibe with these, boys?” and i haven’t been able to get that sentence out of my head since
celestiyal
same energy
anti-clockwise-turntech
salsayama
bless y’all
noxiousea
bonus:
I can't tell if it's just the lockdown messing with my head but it feels like I'm losing my friendships and it is really starting to scare me
I'm getting the same flood of emotions as when I was in high school. Have to say, not a fan
Been feeling trapped lately. Tired of living with my brother.
Doesn't help that some old insecurities are popping their heads again. Stuck in that feeling that no one likes me.
Happy for my friends, they deserve happiness, tired of my head making me feel envious of them. Especially doesn't help when you have an entire dream about how worthless you are compared to them.
Last piece on the rant list is im getting tired of school. Every term I struggle with the feeling that I'm doing it wrong. That I'm going too easy on myself. Setting myself up for failure. I feel like I can handle this shit but as soon as things get tough I crumple. I suppose if I stopped comparing myself to others it would help, but stem is an intense field. Kinda hard to not do that when every time my professors speak they talk about how it's a competition
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In light of the pandemic/quarantine, I’d like to bring attention to my favorite line from Jimmy Neutron:
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Hello ! I am Carla. This account is to help NYC based artists to get their content out there ! I will be personally interviewing all the artists and entrepreneurs that catch my eye ! Hopefully this account will benefit and help those making a name for themselves. Stay tuned !
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Ok but I actually didn’t fuck it up too bad when coloring! I’m really happy with this one. I feel like my artistic abilities haven’t been up to their usual lately an it’s been makin me depressed