ALEXA DEMIE for Cultured Magazine

I wish she would step on my fucking windpipe and kill me

You’re not punk unless you EAT a pair of DOC MARTENS 

Meirl

i know alec baldwin is gay but he has really racist energy

okay so false alarm i was thinking of the guy from dirty dancing

john travolta has a wife?

i hate to say this guys but john travolta wasn’t in dirty dancing

okay before i get sued for libel i confused alec baldwin and john travolta because they’re both old white actors with creepy blue eyes and giant heads also i have been watching a lot of 30 rock anyway THEN i confused dirty dancing with boogie nights which john travolta starred in. i do not think alec baldwin is gay or patrick swayze (fly high king) but DO think john travolta is gay. even if he has a wife

i would like to take this chance to apologize as i did not know john travolta’s wife recently died

He was in saturday night fever

SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER.

hot as fire x

what do people in relationships even do

Care about someone with your whole heart and dedicate your life to making them happy

okay. didnt ask

>asks question

>“didnt ask”

thanks for the play by play captain fuck

i dont think any of you understand how important i am to the plot

you can kill me off but everyone will stop watching

No context critical role

wakey wakey eggs and

sin

Everyone reblog this as much as possible over the next two weeks for good luck

Jack Vanzet