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Damn

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Cropped image of medieval-stylized printed text, focused on a line which reads: “This wenche thikke”

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Thank you for adding this image description! Just wanted to clarify that it’s not stylised, but actual Middle English. The text is from The Canterbury Tales.

Okay, had to track it down. It’s from the Reeve’s Tale, and it’s a description of a 20yo young woman:

In modern English (had to look up “camuse”, so that’s as good as my source, but I know the rest)

The fact that Chaucer had “big butt” and “I will not lie” within two lines of each other is causing me disproportionate amusement. Also the fact that “this wenche thikke” works equally well in Middle English and in modern slang.

@free-range-tiddies

@drukhari

AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D. APPRECIATION WEEK Day 2: An edit focusing on one or more colours » S.H.I.E.L.D. through the decades (insp. x x)

any other Yoshi stans still alive? BECAUSE I HAVE ASCENDED

Villains who are in romantic relationships but abuse their partners are so goddamn boring. I want villains who are absolute bastards, absolutely villains, but who are loving and caring and attentive partners anyway. Taking over the world doesn't mean you have to treat your loved ones like shit.

she’s distant! she’s incoherent! she’s sensitive! she uses escapism as a coping mechanism! she’s me!!!

Zuhair Murad pre-fall 2020 

technically the first recorded instance of fitz staring at jemma’s ring finger….

just sayin’

♥u♥

and now i cry.

and I can’t let you go, your hand prints on my soul.

So I was drunk on snapchat last night crying