free him

HE’S FREE

YES

YES

The snorlax is out!

if the kraken and sharks get good at the same time we will have a beautiful toxic rivalry <3

current events at the bottom of the pacific

Indigenous peoples of the great plains should've never told white people about tornadoes. "I don't know man that shit never happened before you showed up"

Babe, you okay? you reblogged “and we were nice to each other” like 12 times again

finally, it has appeared on my dash

finally, when we least expected it.

Wasn’t expecting this

I’m sorry I know this is normally just an art and rambling blog you didn’t honestly expect me to pass up reblogging The Spanish Inquisition did you? Because nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

This post is 13 years old, let that sink in

i couldn’t let that sink in because I would have to expect seeing it.

and-

and nobody-

and nobody expects-

Didn’t expect did you mutuals

Queuing this so even I won’t expect it

i did not, in fact, expect this

How unexpected!

*makes this noise at you*

it’s a ptenopus garrulus, aka Common Barking Gecko, which lives in Africa! The video doesn’t show it well, but they have goofy froglike faces!

by sheer coincidence, there’s a completely different kind of gecko endemic to Australia (underwoodisaurus/nephrurus milii ) which is also called the Common Barking Gecko:

My friend Alicia made an ATLA meme

internet politics and real-world politics have gotten so separated, and pretty soon all this internet weirdness is gonna come crashing into real life and politicians are gonna start throwing around words like “SJW” and “anime communist” and “dark enlightenment” and it’s just gonna be the most ridiculous fucking thing

date of origin: 13th of april, 2015.

happy 10 year anniversary!

"You don't know me. I'm not the same person anymore."

"That's okay. I'll get to know you again."

the asexual double edged sword is that a lot of people, particularly queer discoursers(tm) online, are really really rancid about ace people who have sex, I mean like stunningly awful, so naturally sex favorable/indifferent asexuals will be very keen on making sure that they aren't erased within their own community and that people at large know they exist. at the same time, people are also Very Bad about ace people who don't have sex, and sex averse/repulsed asexuals face a lot of pressure both on societal and interpersonal scales to submit to sex that they don't want, and so naturally it'll really rub them the wrong way to constantly have "but don't worry, ace people can still conform to the societal expectation!" appended to their PSAs about their experiences of asexuality. and so everyone's just kinda upset and annoyed all the time when instead it should be peace and love on planet ace.

The Hague, Netherlands: Spanish street musician Borja Catanesi and the 68 year old dancer from The Hague mr Roland Parijs

imagine just playing your guitar and you come across the FUNKIEST grandpa

wizard duel

wizard collaboration

there is no physical comedy funnier than the frantic skedaddle of a cat caught in the midst of mischief

if tumblr shuts down you can find me on tumblr. ill still be here. they cant make me leave

Incredibly fucked up that flowering plants weren’t really a thing until the Cretaceous.

Think about it. We had all of these huge, big-brained vertebrates well before we had grass

Stegosaurus never ate fruit because fruit didn’t exist yet

I know in my heart he would have fucking loved berries

Thankfully, some stegosaurians lived until the mid-Cretaceous!

Hopefully one of them had the opportunity to try berries... 🥺

people b saying things so definitively. like man i think it depends

happy international working women’s day! here’s wisdom a laysan albatross who is the worlds oldest confirmed wild bird and her baby.

terfs fuck off

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