easy cheesy beautiful covergirl

Tasteful bulge? Yeah I would like a taste f- [I am interrupted by the sound of a dry twig snapping. This is impossible, as I am in the infinite linoleum bathroom dimension for this joke.]

reblog to give your mutuals one of these

“We Miss You Already” Nevada, 2021

Friendly reminder to everyone, Mathias Shaw has kissed this man on the mouth.

She has a lot to say

such rage in such a little body

i think he needs to ca

he needs to calm his ti

calm his t

Im curious.

I preemptively stopped watching The Walking Dead because I read ahead in the comics and knew what was going to happen to Glen and was just like “well stuff that.” It wasn’t only because of that but it was a tipping point for “this is just not going to be enjoyable anymore.”

Coincidentally, I also quit The Walking Dead when they killed off Beth. Stupidest, most unnecessary death.

some loser: humans are innately selfish creatures

my psych book:

Teuta Matoshi | Spring/Summer 2024

being paranoid is funny bc like well what if i'm right

catastrophe catalyst

whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

i'm so glad i happened to see these tags this is the best thing anyone has added to this post so far

Source

"Isn't it exhausting being someone you're not?"

"No! Isn't it exhausting being the same?"

Knowledge is empowering

you can literally get gender changers for like $3

And yes, that's literally what they're called.

Reblog if you got a gender changer for like $3