kat

someone breaks into my house. i remember my gun! thank god. i shoot all my valuables

i thot the beatles died

I just want everyone to know my wife has been laughing at this post for like three full minutes, she’s literally in tears and in three years together I’ve never seen her laugh this hard????

my wife now

You are not immune to You

Me looking at the stupid shit I posted six years ago.

i miss the days when people would discreetly cough blood into their handkerchiefs instead of everyone always trying to be this season’s Little Miss Tuberculosis

a mug that just says “don’t talk to me until i’ve fucked your wife”

has to explain to someone that last night i was laughing myself into tears just googling “baby echidna”

just for the hell of it heres a baby platypus too

best at rapping dont need practice

with these hands ill slap a fascist

still dont know what the fuck math is

take a big shit on my mattress

Demon from The Fall of the Rebel Angels by Pieter Bruegel the Elder, 1562.

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