Good Morning Billy Joel Fuck The Rest Of You
it always ends up like this: me drunkenly listening to john mulaney specials at 4am every weekend
“It is the music of the people who will not be slaves again…”
Total Eclipse of the Chart
baetology:
Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.
And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser
THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS
DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????
That last fatal scream tho
THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH
i’m crying
WAAA-
I will always reblog this on the off chance some other poor soul has been searching for it
IT’S BACK
HOYL SHIT ITS B A CK
If there comes a day that I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.
Never was there a tale of more woe than that of Juliet and her Romeo
Never was there a tale of more strife than that of Macbeth and his stabby knife
Never was there a tale of more sad than that of Hamlet and his spooky dad
2017 is about finding healthy ways to cope
I was wrong, 2017 is about fighting nazis.
who says theyre mutually exclusive
wink
“Beefcake banana boy”
listen, who the fuck is lenin. who is engel. i dont know these people.
Lenin is that bean thing in soup and engel is when two lines intersect hope this helps
you are the dancing queen