i’m so tired of listening to myself think all the time shut the hell up bitch

My cat: comfortable, hasn’t moved in 3 hours

Me: gives one (1) pat

Cat: my rest……… it has been,, disturb ed……..I ………..can no longor……lay here…. must go…..

if you Don’t slap your own belly and play a little tune every once in the while What is the point?

why is tea bagged and sharded. why can’t i drink a whole leaf *crashes my car out of spite*

my cat, passed out in a patch of sunlight: ooooooooh i’m a warm little bitch!

longest damn sipper this side of the miss of sippy

if a girl sends u saucy pics u gotta lose ur shit and act like u never seen a titty before its jus etiquette

If you see this

You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.

I just keep eating pasta huh

shout out to my left eyebrow. u were always there for me. u always had my back and i respect u

im just out here trying to eat fruit and stay moisturized and drink water and recover from childhood trauma and protect my vibes, man

crow: doing a silly little walk through the grass

me, in tears: fucking superb you funky little death omen

oh hey sorry I’ve been distant lately…. I’ve been really busy having a brain that is bad

Supportive dad cat being there for his wife and kids.

“SWEETIE, DO YOU NEED YOUR BELLY MOOSHED? YOU LOOK LIKE YOU NEED YOUR BELLY MOOSHED.”

That action is called “snurgling”. It helps stimulate milk production.

cat hate is just so…….. embarrassing