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at work the other day i was cutting up avocados and one had a tiny seed and i was like to my coworker “me when i have a tiny seed” and she said “i dont know what that means”

same coworker today she was portioning mustard pickles and i said if i had an old italian man as a pet that would be the slop id put in his trough. and she didnt really like that one either

Losing or Doing poorly in a video game is morally reprehensible

It is basically your duty to get very mad as fuck at yourself for failing in a video game because it is morally bad and you should hate yourself as much as possible

i have no other choice but to go on

"the early 2010s were better" no they weren't. "hey soul sister" was on the radio.

stereo. The way you move ain’t fair you know.

actually I was curious so I looked further into it and he's not okay and he's gone now

???? He's fine. He even uploaded another video explaining this one. bob.reese on tiktok

he's not fine he's gone

when i pinkie in your pie

Someone captured the solar eclipse on an airplane

Me & the other drivers were really impressed when you swerved around all of us at high speeds & got to the red light before anyone else

testing out my new set of lockpicks in the petco spider aisle

The fucking link to the Wikipedia for "cylinder". Brutal.

World-renowned poet Mosab Abu Toha has been kidnapped by the IOF at a checkpoint in Gaza while fleeing south with his family

Update: Mosab was released after being tortured and is back in central Gaza with his wife and kids. There are still around 8,000 hostages being tortured in occupation prisons, over 2,000 of them held without trial or charge, and new abductions every day. I urge you all to follow RNN Prisoners and speak up about the horrors Palestinian prisoners are facing.