Debby

You can see the cat practicing while it’s the dogs turn 😂😂😂

My foster cat French Fry had 4 orange kittens

@mostlycatsmostly

french fry and her tater tots!

“Cleanse me, Mother”

“thank”

this is me both physically and spiritually

Feeding your kids is not a favor. Buying them clothing and school supplies is not a favor. Encouraging their learning throughout life and making them feel loved are not favors. These are LITERALLY OBLIGATORY FOR EVERY PARENT. Parents—do NOT use these “kind” actions as proof of how good you are. Do not make your kids feel guilty for receiving things from you. You are achieving the bare minimum of parenting. Goddamn.

Thinking about something

tubby ran out of wet food and i couldn’t get to the pet store before lunch so i had to improvise and made her a scrambled egg

she is intensely dubious about this non-salmon food item

despite how much she loves eggs when i’m eating them, she had no interest in eggs that had been prepared especially for her. fortunately we were able to escape our driveway and get her preferred salmon and gravy, and while we were out i bought a frame for the @viv-draws print i bought her

her standards have finally been met

a couple of people have expressed concern about tubby breaking her dishes, so i just want to note that sometimes when the cups are misaligned in their tray they wobble a little and make a tiny clinking sound. when this happens instead of eating directly out of her dish, tubby will use her paw to bring the food to her mouth in order to prevent any unseemly noises.

Your cat is a very prim cat.

not to be dramatic but I’d die for tubby

I can’t believe this dog is skipping 😂😂😭😭

Talented. Refined. Iconic.

ORANGE BOYS REPRESENT 

this is it.

this is the best tweet i’ve seen.

A glass that pushes cat off of counters

This is it. Peak humor

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This was a hit on twitter, so: My cat. Enjoy her.

why is this so fucking funny

The lighting bloom makes this feel like it was filmed in heaven