mel blanc fuckign yelling

people on this website loves days and dates. you could make a post that says “it’s sweet fat of the hog tuesday” and people would go nuts reblogging it every tuesday

biblical angels but their true form looks like the patterns in 90s arcade carpets

That’s just microbiology innit?

Obsessed with this answer.

Hilda, a pin up girl, created by Duane Bryers in the 50’s.

That last one is so relatable

I"m so glad to see Hilda on my dash again i’ve been feeling so horrible about my body lately.

I haven’t seen this set before!

the demon i am on a first date with: i should apologize ahead of time. see my horns are so huge and majestic that i cannot put a shirt on. i am cursed to never have a shirt on so you can always see my (large) torso. i understand that might be rude me: dang. i am sorry for your situation. we will just have to try make the best of it

what’s good about this is that our demon here COULD wear a button down, but this has clearly never occurred to them which indicates that they’re a himbo too

Me, staring at shirtless himbo demon and taking off my own shirt: oh my god, you’re so fucking stupid

Dear people living on your own for the first time:

Here’s some advice I wasn’t told from the myriad of posts before that I wish I’d been given before

Hey this post is pretty good but please always wash your rice. It’s not to make it taste better, it’s to remove aflatoxin, which is created by a very widespread type of fungus and as such is present on most unwashed produce. Chronic exposure to aflatoxin leads to higher risk of liver and gallbladder cancer. I don’t blame anyone for not knowing this, as I didn’t until I started taking classes about cancer for my microbiology degree. Please always wash all of your produce and especially your rice, as it has a much higher surface area to volume ratio meaning that it can have a lot more aflatoxin on it than other produce if you don’t wash it.

Oh, John.

😂🤣😂🤣 always reblog

DO WEREWOLVES HAVE TOE BEANS

of course they have toe beans what else do you suck on

if there is a god, mine is surely a trickster, giving me the miracle of sight and of comprehension only for me to be cursed to use it on what you just said

TWO MONTHS LEFT OF THE 2010S HOW ARE WE FEELING

Here we go again with this fucking story…

Ok but where is Sis’ emmy for this?

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Me when the pic was finished: Yoooo!

Me when he put that shit into the dark and the shit starts glowing: YOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

straight people should have to wear “VISITOR” badges when they go to gay bars

I’m thinking about him again…

Can you believe this

Guess who I’m thinking about