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SINCE WHEN CAN YOU FUCKING SPONSOR TUMBLR POSTS BRO WHAT THE FHCK IS THIS???
THERES M FUCKING-
SINCE WHEN CAN YOU FUCKING SPONSOR TUMBLR POSTS BRO WHAT THE FHCK IS THIS???
it has come to my attention that the groupchats have been removed and replaced by ALGORITHM
this is a devastating change that will ruin all that is left of this shitty ass place
where the FUCK are my groupchats im FUCKING CONFUSED
This is one of the ways I imagine Techno and Phil meetings. I don't really have a way that I prefer over the others
Mumza knew that if she did not tell her husband then he would still think Techno is mortal to this day
Phil: Piglin hybrids have such a long lifespan
Techno never aging and surviving things that would kill any mortal: At this point, I am just seeing what it takes
hi i love this, but please consider: kristin just laughs at it and dosen't tell phil technos a god so one night like literally hundreds or thousanda of years after theyve met phil just goes "dude i literally wont know what to do with myself when youre gone" and techno just bursts out laughing at him
I do like that idea better. Phil would just be confused like "Why are you laughing? What is so funny"
dhshhshs and techno just decides to fuck with him and goes "sorry i laugh when im sad. i just dont know how to handle this...the truth is phil..i could die at any second, im hundreds of years over the average lifespan"
Yes. Phil is like "Really? Well don't worry. I will make every second with you count. We will have so much fun" He is also like really upset that his friend could die any second but does not want to waste his possible last movements with Techno wasted by him crying.
techno gets wilbur and tommy in on it too and eventually it just becomes a challenge to see who can come up with the most unsurvivable experience to put techno through just to see if phils gonna say anything
This is one of the ways I imagine Techno and Phil meetings. I don't really have a way that I prefer over the others
Mumza knew that if she did not tell her husband then he would still think Techno is mortal to this day
Phil: Piglin hybrids have such a long lifespan
Techno never aging and surviving things that would kill any mortal: At this point, I am just seeing what it takes
hi i love this, but please consider: kristin just laughs at it and dosen't tell phil technos a god so one night like literally hundreds or thousanda of years after theyve met phil just goes "dude i literally wont know what to do with myself when youre gone" and techno just bursts out laughing at him
I do like that idea better. Phil would just be confused like "Why are you laughing? What is so funny"
dhshhshs and techno just decides to fuck with him and goes "sorry i laugh when im sad. i just dont know how to handle this...the truth is phil..i could die at any second, im hundreds of years over the average lifespan"
This is one of the ways I imagine Techno and Phil meetings. I don't really have a way that I prefer over the others
Mumza knew that if she did not tell her husband then he would still think Techno is mortal to this day
Phil: Piglin hybrids have such a long lifespan
Techno never aging and surviving things that would kill any mortal: At this point, I am just seeing what it takes
hi i love this, but please consider: kristin just laughs at it and dosen't tell phil technos a god so one night like literally hundreds or thousanda of years after theyve met phil just goes "dude i literally wont know what to do with myself when youre gone" and techno just bursts out laughing at him
hello, any writers out there, please spare me a crumb of your time bc i have this idea and i would give all my limbs to see it turned into something understandable
so its an emerald duo meet/origin fic, right?? both phil and techno are children, living their lives in their own words like normal. one day phil sees someone go through a nether portal for the first time and being this chaotic adventure lovin 9 year old he just kinda goes through it,havin no clue whats on the other side.
when he gets into the nether hes like super curious and goes flying around wantin to see everything there is to see. sadly, unknown to this fool of a child, that everything involves a lot of very deadly creatures. so hes flying around havin the time of his life when he gets fuckin sniped down by a ghast. he gets hit wherever you find the angstiest and starts panicking thinking that hes gonna die here, with his parents havin no clue what happened to him. in the middle of that he sees a semi outline of a house in the distance and starts speeding towards it with whatever energy he has left, and just kinda...collapses on its door.
so on the other side we have baby techno, sitting alone in his house waiting for his parents to get back from a hoglin hunt when theres this huge bang at his door. techno opens the door expecting his parents or even a piglin from the nearby bastion only to have this weird, bleedin, half dead creature with too little fur drop face first onto his floor. he decides to help it for one reason or another and some time later hes got this kid wrapped in leather bandages and full of healing pots on his makeshift bed, trying to figure out what the hell hes supposed to do next.
for whatever reason, tehnos parents are just okay with him having a random kid in their house, and sooner or later phil wakes up. technos plan was to ask this kid what the hell was he doing bleeding out on his floor and where he came from, when he found the next big issue: he had no clue what this kid was sayin. he was mumbling gibberish, techno was sure that half of it wasnt even words, he couldn't recognize a single snort or huff in anything that came out of the kids mouth. they eventually end up somehow communicating through the most backwards and complicated ways possible, and phil returns home.
now, phils parents are absolutely livid. what was he thinking, just running into the nether like that? so they forbid him from going back until he knows what hes doing. the problem? phil cant shake the need to say thank you to the weird pig like creature that saved his life. so, after making a plan he sneaks off into the nether in the middle of the night, looking for the house he ran into. he finds techno (either at his house or wandering the nether) and stumbles his way through a thank you. he ends up staying longer with him, just kinda vibing despite having no clue how to communicate. when he leaves he promises himself it was just a one time thing, to show his gratitude to the pig like creature.
it isnt.
phil sneaks into the nether every now and then, always finding new excuses as so why hes going. after a while he becomes determined to become friends with the pig like boy, even if it takes him learning the boys language or teaching the boy english.
boom, queer platonic relationship, platonic soulmates, childhood best friends, angst, anything really ensues and then i cry
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all those years of saying technoblade never dies....he was preparing us
I really hope this wasnβt just me watching the video
cant believe technoblade is copying my grandma, the nerve of some people πβ
Ok so I was rewatching the video and
Technoblade where did you film this? And why does it look like a doctors office
he saw the hospital bill and immediately started filmin an ad on the spot
technoblade: i have cancer
me: *laughs, waits for him to do the same*
technoblade: *contines talking*
πππ
technoblade rlly out here announcing cancer and merch in the same video with the same level of lightheartedness, huh??
i wish him a fast recovery and i cant wait to see him kick cancers ass. its amazing to see that he can still make jokes and laugh while announcing such a thing!
anyway, wear your fucking masks and if possible get the vaccine in honor of mr. blade himself
HOW ARE WE FEELIN TECHNOBLADE COMMUNITY