poppin' mantra everyday

kitten i'll be honest daddy isn't sure he's cut out for full time employment

I told him he can’t eat my food so now he’s looking at me like this

your cat looked easy to draw so i drew him, it's a little messier than I'd like but I need to go to bed

Gay asf to be a dentist. Why you wanna drill another man??? Why you wanna make him scream? Why you wanna put your hands in his mouth? Anyway I’m here to shoot you because you’re mistreating your girlfriend who Im in love with and I need fresh human blood to feed my gaint talking plant from outer space

when gerard way sings "the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and when kermit the frog sings "the lovers, the dreamers, and me" they're talking about the same people btw

who up pikkin their min rn

People who reblog my very clearly wyllach art just to say that they don't like the ship are weak as hell btw

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I feel like I might appreciate this in six months when it comes around my queue

you’re laughing. the rugrats are lost in paris and you’re laughing.

5 dracula snoopys. 1 wizard snoopy. all transparent!

i am the smartest person to ever live

whats the matter. i thought yall loved hairy fat trans men. yall'd better pick up the fuckin slack

Newspaper comics always feel unmoored from time, especially the ones running forever run by the original cartoonist's grandson, so it's always weird when they mention A Current Thing, but nothing jumpscares you more than a newspaper strip making a very, very specific modern reference

#also when foxtrot mentioned homestuck

I love how Foxtrot is a nerdy comic that routinely makes relatively non-mainstream nerd references, but even then Foxtrot referencing Homestuck feels bizarre

the neopets april fools joke is mildly unhinged

This is how the mushnik murder reads for me

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