redraw of the tamagotchi death scene

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

i love gambit bc when people ask him what’s wrong he’s just like “Ain’t nothin wrong with gambit.” and then the text boxes on the side would be like “gambit all alone in this world. gambit ain’t neva gone be loved.”

buny life drawing

[six watercolor-esque drawings of a grey rabbit]

also remember that period of time when the main x-men team was composed by mean bitches. emma. namor. magneto. scott. danger... truly the era of haters

i honestly dont care what the cast thinks of riverdale if in ten years a documentary comes out that reveals roberto has been holding them at gunpoint since season 2 i will be like and he was right to do it. and i will mean it too.

recently my plug has offered free weed for:

bunch of ice

mw2 double xp tokens

new fetch quest dropped

sometimes it's fun working with very offline older ladies because i can steal all your internet jokes and become the little darling of my workplace 🌚

i'm 'funny' and i know how to google problems. these ladies are literally offering me their sons over this. little godking jester of my workplace.

you’re too weak to cut out the cancer growing inside your faith because it’s beautiful and it loves you back

happy you’re too weak to cut out the cancer growing inside your faith because it’s beautiful and it loves you back sunday

krakoa would be so interesting if they wrote about any of the parts that are interesting

X-men evolution is so hilarious like they made a high school au for a franchise that already takes place at a school

Literally me

listening to radiohead #men #man #masculinity #maleness #toxic #toxicmasculinity #incel #gay #lgbt #guy #fellow #gentleman #ruggedness #gent #dude #bro #fella #bloke #geezer #lad #boytoy #manhood #manliness #macho #male #manlike #gaysex 

nobody:

JM DeMatteis, in every single Spider-Man related interview:

Handmade Halloween Sylvanian Families Costumes!

Sam from Trick R Treat and Pumpkin by CalicoPumpkinRidge on Etsy

Mummy and Skeleton by SewnbyWendy on Etsy

this trend on tumblr where everyone is larping as a literary theorist in this affected dark academia type tone mixed in with like stan twitter mannerisms but it’s also about like supernatural or whatever. whenever i see it i either think it’s the smartest coolest thing ever or super lame there’s never any in between 

y’all will be like “the way misha collins confirmed that castiel shaves his dick and balls…. its about the PATTERNS the habitual performance of femininity and masculinity interwined. did not patrocles in a way shave his dick and balls when he donned achilles armor at the gates of troy?? don’t we all in a way?? #castiel my beloved…” and then i mentally spin a little wheel that decides whether i think you’re a genius and i tell you your post made me insane