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I love when trans people look back on their earlier art, its always so interesting

i m;iss when u could touch a tv and feel its fur

When an old tv died it was always very understandable. Screen busted. Tubes broke. Animal sick. Smart TVs will have psychosomatic problems that clear within a day. Ur Apple TV gets mental illness.

I vote we stop calling it inflation at all. Seize the language. It's price gouging, not inflation. Inflation is a nebulous concept that invokes feeling of being too complex for the layman, a struggle as old as economy itself against a beast no one has ever truly slain.

Price gouging is the truth of it. And it makes it very clear who is to blame, and what must be done to end it.

Can confirm this works wonders. Australia is in a cost of living crisis rn and the two major supermarkets are a big part of it, as they pretty much have a duopoly on not just the grocery shopping market, but a bunch of others considered to be essential (things like fuel). They are trying to blame their price rises on inflation, but the media recently started reporting it as price gouging (which it is), and it got the average person pretty worked up, better than blaming inflation did.

bitches just want us all to be perfectly perisex more than anything

newborn babies have their genitals mutilated so they're Normal and intersex teenagers get hrt forced on them whether we like it or not while trans people have to jump through a billion hoops to even have the thought of getting hrt entertained because they would no longer be properly perisex once they begin physically transitioning. what if i killed everyone.

and on top of all the medical abuse we are completely fucking forgotten by EVERY "leftist" and "lgbt activist". we're afterthoughts at best to allllll of you

very inch resting to see everyone reblog the version of this without that last bit....

His legs are so little

started watching season 8!

I saw a post that made me curious about this so here's a quick poll. Please reblog to reach more people. I'm sure there's more opinions out there but 12 options is the maximum limit for polls. Also, I'm sure many of y'all are probably thinking "well, it depends on what my partner wants as well," but this is about you. Imagine your ideal and vote based on that ideal. Imagine your partner agrees entirely with what you want and just vote based on that.

Local bisexual woman here— he took my last name when we got married. We got a lot of flack for it at first from friends and family, a random lady working at the dmv, and one very confused auto insurance agent who thought we were siblings and got married— but the process was incredibly easy. Literally walk into the social security office and ask for a new card with your new last name, present marriage license, they will mail you a new one. Bada bing bada boom

I hit a pothole (a Michigan pothole so basically a sinkhole) today and my check engine light came on. I don’t have one of those computer plugins to reset the light and I knew it was just a sensor that got knocked so I was just like “well let’s see if this works” and on the way home I swerved and hit the pothole again and the check engine light turned off

I just googled “Michigan Pothole”

IS THIS STATE OKAY??????

No. 💜 we have the worst roads in the United States.

thank you doraemon <333

Told all my life that raw chicken = salmonella poisoning like that's just natural but no, it's just because it's not something food companies are legally required to control at their end and America is only NOW considering classifying it as a "contaminant?!" Meaning it would become a violation of federal law to sell meat with any detectable presence of it?? We could have fucking done that all along???

Egg-laying chickens in the USA aren't vaccinated against salmonella. That's why you're told not to eat raw cookie dough or cake batter.

Egg-laying chickens in the UK started being routinely vaccinated against salmonella in 1997 - and food poisoning cases dropped noticeably.

The vaccine costs $42 for 5,000 doses, or 8.2 cents per dose. The cost per dozen eggs would be less than 1 cent.

I GET IRRATIONALLY ANGRY ABOUT AMERICAN EGGS AND CHICKENS.

SO IRRATIONALLY ANGRY

I used to be able to buy a dozen eggs at room temp and keep them on my counter for a week! And then eat the left over cake batter!

But noooooooo, we can't just VACCINATE THE DAMN BIRDS because vaccines are bad or some shit; i don't know. Stick your damn chickens america.

And then. AND THEN, Americans had the nerve to invent OVER HYGIENE in which something is washed TOO MUCH so it becomes a health hazard again.

Like eggs. Which shouldn't be bathed in chlorine and stripped of their extremely effective anti microbe membrane. That you then have to keeo them refrigerated after you remove or if they get condensation in them BOOM, FOOD POISENING.

I now have to PASTEURIZE MY DAMN EGG YOLK IF I WANNA MAKE MAYO. IT IS VERY BORING!

I hate it so much.

So much.

it fucks me up that tolkien only died in 1973. dude has the vibe of a victorian scholar who wrote all his manuscripts by candlelight but then you look him up and realise that he knew what color tv was. what the fuck.

Tolkien had personal beef with the Beatles

He actively encouraged Led Zeppelin to write songs based on the LOTR series and considered it an honor

When the current queen of Denmark was young, she made illustrations for his books and sent them to him under a pseudonym. He liked them and they were printed in the Danish version of the book.

WHAT

WHAT

Cleavon Little and Gene Wilder in "Blazing Saddles" (released 50 years ago today in 1974)

how to make your own beanie buddy!!

first: sacrifice a beanie D: this was a damaged and worn zip the cat. farewell sweet prince. thanks for your service. anyway take that beanie to bits

iron the pieces and trace them to make a pattern (make notes about how to reassemble NOW before you forget!)

Ask your sister to use her work printer to blow up the pattern from A5 to A3! thats four times bigger!!

get some plushy fabric from the craft store and get tracing and cutting (using medical scissors from that surgery you had four years ago)

SEW THAT BABY TOGETHER and then pick apart the head because you messed up AND THEN SEW IT BACK TOGETHER PROPERLY!!

make a little face :3 eyes, nose and whiskers!!

fill that beast with BEANS using your sister's hamilton shotglass (and some fluff for the head and body)

sew her up.... and take some photos!!

optional step: repeat the process to make some siblings!

Remember how I said someone sent in a quite long list of problematic characters they wanted banned because they were blonde with blue eyes due to colonialism or something. Well here's some of them. There will be many more parts to this

Here's a link to my original post of all characters people have wanted banned from my polls for stupid reasons