Roll call, who wants to see the meanest thing I've ever seen on Etsy

Me

Shalom

I said "mean", not bad

LMAOOOOOO

I simultaneously love and hate how people can tell what song this is from that one note and get pissed about it.

This meme is a crime.

I AM LIVID

if a girl tried to sacrifice me to the old gods that would be totally fine and I would submit but if a guy did that I would fight back a little

unless he was really hot I guess (the god or the guy)

in which case it is appropriate to fight back for homoerotic reasons

Not me, I’m a pacifist. I just make sad pathetic little noises while he strikes me and look up at him with my honest big brown eyes. He knows he killed a good man and it punishes him more than any physical harm I could do to him.

ohhhh if you hit him with that 🥺 hard enough he'll never land the killing blow

I’m so patheticcore. I’m such a poor little meow meow.

any decent man would take u in and nurse u back to health under the patronage of the old gods he once foolishly believed he could bring himself to sacrifice u to

(he doesn’t know I am loved by all of the gods and by showing me clemency he saved himself from all manner of ills and perils)

What the fuck are you two talking about

homoerotic failed human sacrifice

COMPARISON PHOTOS: hubble vs james webb

SMACS 0723

southern ring nebula

carina nebula (NGC 3324)

stephan's quintet

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

​this worked last night lets go for round two

“his eyebrows are on FLEEK. they kinda look like–” “say no more”

i wish my skin was flawless so i could just put on some lipgloss and Go

my favorite drawings from 2021! 

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my shop

wats he doin

His best

And boom, clap, you make me feel good. Come on to me, come on to me now

those bonding hormones are strong

I don't know who needs to hear this, but if the phrase "self care" doesn't resonate with you, try calling it "system maintenance" and see if that clicks.

yes i read my own fanfiction. im Literally the target audience. i wrote this for me, not you

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

FINE! I'll do it myself

i love discord's commitment to being a Gaming Website For Gamers because it means i get hysterical notifications like this