Mmmhmm?

John, my dear… Stop staring

You’re quite obvious

The fact that I can go on Urban Dictionary and see that it was flooded in Nov 2012 with at least 11 johnlockers who all put down ‘learned the clarinet at school’ as a euphemism for giving a great bj is just really something. Like way to share with the world and speak the truth into existence.

I am cackling every time I remember this tidbit omg also u guys ,.. not to be that person but out of so many fuckin clarinettists I’ve ever met in my 28357262 years of professional music life I don’t know a single straight person

reblogging as a proud clarinettist

Iconic

so I heard a new song today

Sherlock waiting until he hears John mount the stairs so he can quickly move and stand ‘casually’ against the wall holding John’s birth certificate is… something

Most amusing

It’s a travesty that Sherlock can be written this Dramatique™ and yet still be denied that sweet D. Let this man ride his one true love into the sunset!

is it confirmed that “you being all mysterious with your cheekbones and turning your coat collar up so you look cool” is in the original script? it’s such a non sequitur i mean, wouldn’t it be wild if it turned out to be an ad lib from martin? 

Unfortunately not at all. Of the many things MF as-libbed this was not one of them.

But always remember, Martin didn’t have to say it with such horny disdain.

horny disdain is my new favorite emotion

Mine too 😍😒

Yeah, and since it WAS in the script… if not Johnlock, then what, exactely, I wonder. ”Cheekbones” is even in italics, for god’s sake, Moffitts.

John Watson is full or horny disdain

The truth comes out!

Horny Distain is John Hamish Watson’s porn name.

THOSE LOOKS ♥

sherlock based on tplosh is like a tv show about cowboys based on brokeback mountain

couldn't have said it better oml

Progress in the mini 221B:

Now it has blinds and curtains: who would have thought that making six pairs of mini curtains takes longer than making six pairs of real life sized curtains.

Ceiling trims: lots of math and geometry involved, I had no idea, I’m not making trims from scratch never again.

And The Rug: I’m going to sound like one of those interior design articles about the “22 best living room rugs to elevate your space from basic to chic” but seriously, a rug can really transform a space, now it looks so cozy??

And that’s all for now :)

I love all of this so much. Tiny 221b warms my heart every time.

That is absolutely exquisite. It’s a real work of art. The amount of detail you’ve got in there, just, wow. How did you do the rug? And is that bobble trim on the curtains? @granada-brett-crumbs it’s amazing!

thanks for asking @artemisastarte! Does it really look like bobble trim on the curtains?? cause that was the look I was going for, but it’s really just a blanket stitch, I couldn’t find a way to make mini bobble trim without loosing my mind. Now about the rug: I found out that you can print on tissue paper, so that’s what I did, first I searched an image of a rug from the right period and size, then I downsized it (of course :P), printed it on the tissue paper and glued it to an old piece of white fabric with bookbinding glue to keep it flexible, then I let it dry completely under some weight, after it dried I found that the glue blurred some of the details and desaturated the colors a little bit, so I retouched it with markers and then painted the borders, then I gave it a finishing coat of mate sealer and that’s it :)

OH MY. That lighting, such atmosphere. And the fireplace appears to have been used! Wow, wow, wow, wow.

This is amazing. The detail is wonderful.

Maurice (1987)

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Fucking hell… you people. 

Patrick Melrose - “At Last”