That's unfortunate

requested by @the-blue-fairie

Animal snaps

Thank you Stan…

Well, he tried. 🤷‍♂️

“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

“What an unexpected -“

“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

“You’re trapped!”

“By societal convention!”

“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

This show is fucking brilliant.

did everyone else read that in his voice

Hell nah😂😂😂

I was about to sat call CPS lmao

Nooooooo evil ass bird

I love nico 😭

after bones retires, he publishes his memoirs about serving as CMO on the enterprise, a bestseller among future medical officers in starfleet. it is called 1701 COMPLETED RESIGNATION FORMS I NEVER SUBMITTED (BUT SHOULD HAVE)

Thank you for that. Never dropping that, by the way.

CAT by  By 九米 / Zhaobangni (1631123)

put the sound on! 

I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhh I can’t take it! It’s too cute!

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*cat enjoying a nice quiet time*

*knocks bottle over cluelessly with tail*

FNUCK WE ARE BEING INVADED

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES