people love to complain about sex scenes in tv shows and violence in movies when the real danger is scenes that make you feel second hand embarrassment.

Do we seriously have to skip both ads on YouTube now. Like we press skip on the first then we have to wait five more seconds to press skip on the second. Are you actually fucking kidding me

Before one of you chucklefucks says “get an adblocker” or “download this sketchy software to block ads on phones:” this sucks because companies are doing it, not because there are ways around it. Do not be stupid on my post where I complain.

I am complaining about ads being shoved into everything because it fucking sucks. Smarmy advice will help neither of us

The old school lack of transparency on tumblr is amazing because you assume the people you follow must all be equivalent to you and then you see someone write “I brought my youngest to college today” and someone else write “my mom wouldn’t let me listen to Ariana Grande when I was a kid” and then your head explodes

and we need that! keeps us humble. 

Then I'm just like WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE AN ADULT

It goes the other way, too, because WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE A CHILD?!!

I'm 16, that's like, barely a child

I'm in my 30s. You are baby

I'm older than both of you in a trenchcoat.

honestly one of the best things we can do for ourselves is realize that people of different ages than us can still be the same kind of person as us. it's humbling and it gives everyone involved a sense of continuity, and it busts those stupid generational stereotypes media is so fond of.

one profession that does need better gatekeeping is people who write or translate subtitles. brother that is not what was said.

This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?

why am i kinda glad that newt died. like i feel that if he hadn’t, the maze runner wouldn’t have been the same and the impact would have been lessened.

It totally wouldn't have been the same. I would have been infinitely better.

N e w t .

Ed when he’s sick: I’m fine! Could a sick man do this? *attempts a standing backflip, gets like halfway through the flip before blacking out and ends up face planting*

Stede when he’s sick: I’m fine! Could a sick man do this? *turns around to go do whatever, very dramatic turn, coattails flaring, and then blacks out mid turn but his body just sort of keeps going and spirals down to the ground*

Stede when Ed’s sick: Yes, that was a very impressive backflip, darling. But you know it would be alright if you weren’t feeling your best. If you maybe wanted to lie down for a bit and I could make you some soup? (Ed: Suppose that might be nice). Wonderful! Now let’s get you bundled up in bed!

Ed (history’s most brilliant tactician) when Stede’s sick: Stede 🥺 Stede my tummy hurts 🥺 Will you come lay down and cuddle with me until I feel better?🥺🥺🥺 *gets back out of bed five minute later after Stede has passed the fuck out to go make his boyfriend some soup*

What We Do In The Shadows 2 (2019) dir. Taika Waititi

He just wanted to tell them how to cook meat responsibly and make bourbon-glazed burgers

Daylight | Taylor Swift

Nothing new, just some fave gifs of these weirdos.

Post inspo from @metamorphesque