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Putting the "PI" in "Vampire"

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Vincent Stiehl; a Private Investigator that's gotten a little long in the tooth. RP Blog| Non-Selective
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🔎   MURDER    MYSTERY    SENTENCE    STARTERS  !

( FEEL FREE TO CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED .

  • ❝ we can’t go to the cops with all this information. ❞
  • ❝ if we go to the cops they’re going to think we had something to do with it.  ❞
  • ❝ this is a lot of information, we can’t just hide it from the cops. people are dying. ❞
  • ❝ ahh, it’s just you… and, your infamous murder board. 
  • ❝ i wish had a single clue as to what you do over there at that murder board. ❞
  • ❝ so what did you find? any new leads?
  • ❝ it’s a long shot but i think i might have found something. ❞
  • ❝ so, you think this is the person doing all these killings?
  • ❝ look, i just have a bad feeling about this person to not look into it, at least. ❞
  • ❝ well, so far you’ve been right, so let’s hear what you’ve got. ❞
  • ❝ the only thing we’re missing now is a motive. ❞
  • ❝ what’s wrong with you? you can’t go around accusing innocent people! ❞
  • ❝ okay, say i’m wrong, but i know i’m right about this.  ❞
  • ❝ you did all that and came up with nothing at all?
  • ❝ i don’t think we’re ever going to track this killer down. 
  • ❝ this person, or thing even, whatever, is really good at what they do. ❞
  • ❝ we’re breaking laws to track this killer down now?
  • ❝ i’m just saying, go back through the file and look closer. ❞
  • ❝ maybe we were right all along but overlooked something. something small. ❞
  • ❝ okay, so we meet back here at night and find what’s in that cabinet. ❞
  • ❝ we’re in too deep to give up now. we’re close, i can feel it. ❞
  • ❝ let’s split up, meet back here in ten. ❞
  • ❝ how come every time something goes down, you arrive late?
  • ❝ okay, so this is the killer, now how do we catch them?
  • ❝ not exactly what we’re expecting to find but we definitely need to call the cops. ❞
  • ❝ we can’t do this all on our own anymore, we have to go to the police. ❞
  • ❝ i think we may have just found the killer’s next target. ❞
  • ❝ there’s a place i found out about, i think we should check it out. ❞
  • ❝ the only surviving victim is hospitalized and unable to actually speak about it.  ❞
  • ❝ all we keep coming up with our dead ends, maybe we should just give up. ❞
  • ❝ you think that i’m the one doing all these killings?
  • ❝ tell me again why you think this killer is after me of all people?
  • ❝ if we don’t do something now, more bodies are just going to keep piling up. 
  • ❝ so, we’ve narrowed it down to these two people now. ❞
  • ❝ look, i get your concerned and scared, i am too, but let the police handle it. ❞
  • ❝ if we can hack into the system, we can find out everyone who got this text. 
  • ❝ no, no. i think this killer is someone close to us, maybe closer than we think. ❞
  • ❝ i don’t know if i can continue doing this. ❞
  • ❝ we need to get everyone together and come up with a plan. 
  • ❝ if this plan doesn’t work, we go straight into plan b. 
  • ❝ i think we should really start making a plan c, maybe even plan d. 
  • ❝ this plan officially sucks and is getting us nowhere. we’re sitting ducks. 
  • ❝ i think i might have found a pattern within these killings. 
  • ❝ all the killings happened in the place, around the same time. ❞
  • ❝ wow, you all are almost better than the cops.
  • ❝ it’s like a jigsaw puzzle, there’s too many missing pieces. 
  • ❝ my suspicion is usually always right, even more so than my gut. 
  • ❝ we’re doing this tonight and if we’re lucky, we’ll catch the killer. finally. ❞
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Miss Emily was doing her best to avoid looking at Vincent, that is until he stood up.  She first expected he was making his leave, that hope was dashed when she looked up and saw him waiting patiently to join him. She stumbled up and adjusted her clothes, wrapping her coat around herself as she crossed her arms.  
“I c-can fight. I promise you, I’m not as weak as you think… I just don’t like to fight is all. I-I’d rather find a peaceful solution.”  Emily could indeed throw a mean punch, however the sight of bloodshed made her sick, and violence horrified her.  She normally did all she could to avoid getting herself stuck in a fight, but this job wasn’t forgiving of that mentality.
She followed close to Vincent, knowing he could easily hunt her down if she made a run for it.  Why even try, if she didn’t get this situation straightened out, then there was no way he’d ever allow her help willingly.  It was a pain, but she needed to get this sorted. 
Her eyes stared at the ground as Vincent continued at trying to interrogate her.  She knew there were ways to make people believe Reapers in a quick fashion, but most involved bodily harm to ones self that made Emily uncomfortable.  Never had she shot herself to show a charge her immortality, but she feared she might have to do something extreme for Vincent.  That or hope that showing her face to him would be enough, and that he wouldn’t just call her a freak. 
“I’m not lying, but I figured you’d react like that.”  Her voice was plain and cold now, she was tired and cornered, Vincent’s words were emotionally draining.  She figured there was no way around things, she’d have to just explain thing plainly and hope for the best, “I’ll explain it when we’re someplace private.  Either then you’ll believe me, or you’ll just throw me out.”  She sounded almost sad as she spoke, the evening was turning out terribly. 
When the finally did reach Vincent’s office, Emily was tensing up again.  Something about how this man kept using sweet names with her made everything in her ache as she waited for him to guide her inside.  Her mind was a blur as she followed him, thinking about the possible words of disgust he might use with her instead.  She felt her heart beating quicker and she tried to just focus on the floor. 

Vincent wasn’t so convinced at her mention of being able to defend herself. To him, Emily was just a small, fragile thing but undoubtedly she had something lurking underneath. Right off the detective could tell she wasn’t human. Her eyes gave it away but she didn’t have the scent of earth and blood like a vampire is so that option was out. He’d never seen a werewolf before but he was pretty sure they’d smell of dog. 

The detective was tight-lipped as the pair made their way to his office. Unable to afford one of those fancy offices in the skyscrapers, he had opted for the opposite; it was under the street at the bottom of a small flight of stairs. Instead of seeing clouds outside his office window, he’d see people’s feet. It was a lot like a tomb but in some morose way the private eye found it fitting now.

He unlocked the door and led Emily in. His secretary, a small 4′8″ Chinese woman by the name of Eva Zhao, had dozed off, her head propped up by a dainty hand. She was only in her early twenties and a thing of beauty. She couldn’t have weighed more than eighty pounds soaking wet and her lips were as red as cherries thanks to the bright red lipstick she wore. Upon hearing the door open she jumped.

“Ah! I didn’t expect you back so soon, Mr. Stiehl!” she said, her face reddening at being caught napping. She turned her dark eyes towards Emily. “A new client? Let me just get the paperwo-”

“It won’t be necessary,” Vincent said. “Why don’t you call it an early night, sweetheart?” He then smiled softly at the petite Asian woman. “Go home and catch up on your sleep. Me and this young woman here have some talking to do and it might take the rest of the night.”

Eva got up out of her chair and nodded. “Y-yes, sir. I’ll be back tomorrow night then!” And then she was out the door, only the smell of her jasmine perfume left in the air. 

Vincent hung his hat and coat on the coat rack and gestured for Emily to follow him out of the small lobby and into his office. He shut and locked the door behind them. “No one listening in, no soul that can possibly eavesdrop on us. It’s just you and me, doll. It can’t get much more private than this so I expect you to start talking. Go ahead and start wherever you’d like, don’t worry; I’ll let you know if I have a question.” And with that the vampire sat down behind his desk and locked his eyes with hers.

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“I think I’m going to pass out.” And this time it wasn't booze talking.

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“What’d you do to yourself?” Vincent asked, not used to seeing the woman like this. While the detective was trying to keep things light and casual, deep down he found himself concerned. 

He brought a chair out from his office for her to sit on while he went to fetch one of the waters that he’d seen his secretary stash in her desk. He kept a watchful eye on Rhi, not sure if she’d truly pass out or it was something about whatever the hell she was. Dragon? Drage? Something.

“What’s got you so out of it?”

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[for vampire/undead muses] My muse hasn’t fed for days. How does your muse react to seeing how weak they’ve become?

Also works for any muse or creature with parasitic feedings/tendencies.

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The woman shifted uncomfortably as Vincent mentioned her eyes, she caught the shine of his sharp fangs and it made her shudder.  She was trying her best to not look him in the eyes now.  It was easy to catch on that he was becoming annoyed with her, and she didn’t know what to do about it.  She felt cornered, and almost like there wasn’t enough air in he room.  Her gloved hands gripped the coffee cup as they started to tremble, “I’m nothing from this place… I-it’s…”  she stopped herself from saying the hated phrase once more, “I just don’t know how to say it without… Pr-Pr… Problems. It’d b-be easier if I knew it didn’t sound crazy…”
She kept her eyes on the coffee, watching the vapor rise from it as she moved the cup slowly in her hands, never once attempting to sip it.  Even pretending she could drink it would most likely involve showing some of her face.  She squeaked out an, “I’m sorry.”  as Vincent pointed out how hard she was making this.  Her lack of experience was blindingly obvious, and it was getting harder for her to think coherently as the man became more and more irritated. 
When Vincent reacted how he did to her offer, she started to shudder and tense up.  Even with his voice at a near whisper, it felt like he might as well be yelling at her.  She didn’t know how much of mistake she had made when she had spoken, and now she felt like she’d just stepped on a rattlesnake. 
“I-I can’t do that.. I’m.. S… Sorr-sorry. Th-there’s limits, rules…”  She sputtered out her words, the static in her voice was far more obvious now.  It was so hard for her to concentrate, the venom in his words made her feel sick.  Emily searched her mind for anyway to diffuse this situation she’d caused, other than mumbling more apologies like a child being reprimanded.  She was used to shutting down in situations like these, it was usually the safest option to go silent, but she didn’t have that privilege right now, it’d only worsen things.
“S-sir. I didn’t mean to upse-upset you. It… I only want to help, but there’s a limit to what I can do. I’m o-only meant to watch and make sure things run smoothly. P-please, if we go somewhere m-more private, it will be easier to explain.”  Her eyes twitched as she shivered, deciding to relent, “W-when I say I’m not from here, I mean… Not from this dimension.”  Her words were as strange sounding as ever, but she was trying her best to whisper,  “I don’t have any choices in this job. I’m sorry I’ve upset you, I-I never meant to.” Vincent could see how his words, his tone had made the woman seem almost fearful of him.  As if she expected him to slap her or shout.

A part of Vincent felt bad for intimidating the nervous woman so badly but the other half knew that she’d keep on telling him the situation was “hard to explain” if he didn’t use a little more force. She’d get on the edge of telling him about just who or what she was, what her company was about and her employers, then start with the radio static and fall back to the default excuse. He wasn’t going to put up with it any farther.

“Oh, we’ve crossed that threshold, sweetheart,” Vincent told her. “And you not explaining yourself isn’t doing any good on swaying my opinion.”

When the quaking orange-eyed woman mentioned somewhere more private, the detective knew right away where he’d take her. The man stood up from his seat, waiting for her to do the same before he spoke. “You say you’re here to help me with my ‘condition,’ to protect me from some forces unknown when you yourself probably couldn’t fight off an enraged puppy and you’re expecting me to not be upset?” 

The vampire put his hat back on and gestured her to follow. “We’re heading to my office and when we get there I damn well expect you to start talking to me. I want to know everything because if this concerns me I have a right of knowing.”

His shoulders were stiff for a while as he followed next to Emily, making sure she was in his sight. Vincent wasn’t going to give the mousy woman a chance to blurt all that out then turn tail and run on him. If she was frightened of him now then she’d get a true display of his “condition” then. He’d had a chance to calm down a bit the closer they got to his office. “You could be a martian for all I know with the way you were talking,” the detective said at last. “You say you’re from another dimension and you’ve got all this information on me. Now either you’re crazy and yanking my chain or you’re telling the honest to God’s truth. Right now I don’t know. I don’t trust you but maybe the more that you tell me about this the more I could be swayed to believe you.”

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“That’s not supposed to bend that way.”

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The vampire shot a “No shit, Sherlock” stare at her before he looked down at his broken arm. It was his fault for getting a little too caught up in the heat of the moment. He’d been tailing these perps for a good two weeks now and thought he’d had them where he wanted them. It was the other way around. The private eye had been in front of their car as they started it and he’d went head over heels as they’d slammed on the gas.

He’d been dazed and confused before he’d tried to pull his gun out of the holster with his left hand and had a lightning bolt of pain surge through it. He should have thanked his lucky stars he hadn’t been hurt worse but goddamn broken bones still hurt just as bad when you’re an undead abomination.

“Forget my arm,” Vincent grimaced, “They got away!” 

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Emily tensed at Charlie’s questioning, but stayed silent, relieved he didn’t push her to get something more complex. She hated people wasting the effort on her, the delicious smells drove her nuts.
“W-well. I’m. It’s about timelines, I’ll be honest, it’s not normal, I’m not either. I trust that you understand things in this world are odd. My job is to make sure things happen as they should. Not in a bad way! Ju-just watch and intervene if needed. I don’t just need strengths, b-but I can.. Fight.” She already felt awkward, believing he might understand felt like a mistake already. She sounded very unsure of her actual ability to fight.
She stared into her coffee, warming her hands but never drinking it. For a moment she looked to the ceiling, unsure about what a ‘patsy’ was for a moment, never hearing it said outside of novels. She shook her head, “No, no, w-well I-I” she nervously shifted “No, th-this is just normal. I h-hAve strengths. It’s just… I-it’s hard to explain, but they just… Treat me like a joke. I try to avoid this job.”
Her eyes stared out the windows, not wanting to meet Vincent’s gaze, “Its not dirt against you, you can think of me as a friend, I suppose. I… Only want to help.” She spoke clearly for once, finally the detective could hear a clear emotion in her 'voice,’ sadness. It wasn’t her full job, but she figured she’d tell him in increments, and sweeten the sound of it. She truly did only want to help him, it would be nice to be around someone that didn’t treat her like dirt, “I want to help with you new… condition.”

The detective listened to Emily explain, or at least as much as she was willing to. Again she threw out the old excuse that it was difficult to go into depth about her, about her job, about everything that revolved around her and very quickly was the man growing tired of that phrase. He cracked a grin when she brought up how she was peculiar. “I caught that right away, sweetheart. I can’t say I’ve ever seen a normal human with eyes quite like yours.” There was a coldness to his grin, and a hint of sharp teeth behind his scarred lips. “But the funny thing is I can’t figure just what you are. I could ask, but I’m sure you’d tell me it was ‘hard to explain’, wouldn’t you?”

The private eye took a sip of his coffee and pulled out another cigarette and match from his black trench coat. He put the cigarette to his lips and lit it, soon extinguishing the match with a flick of his wrist. At this very moment he was watching this mousy little stalker of his dig herself even deeper into her hole. All Vincent had to do was prod her in the direction. The girl had provided her own shovel the moment she opened her mouth. “You really don’t like explaining, do you? Problem is, this isn’t making me any more prone to trust you. You confessed to shadowing me, but upon me trying to get any sort of information out of you, you clam up, you tell me ‘it’s hard to explain’. With an excuse like that it makes it hard for me to take you seriously.” 

Vincent’s demeanor went from slightly irritated to downright livid happened when Emily brought up his vampirism. “I don’t need any help with my ‘condition’. There is no help for this!” He spoke to her silently, through clenched teeth. Charlie, by some pure luck, was in the back room, but it didn’t stop the detective from keeping his voice low and poisonous. “If you truly wanted to help, if you expect me to start trusting you, then you’d help me figure out who did this to me. I’m not mourning the loss of my humanity, but I am determined to keep this from happening to others. Do you understand?” 

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I never thought of her as a thing to be considered by daylight. The many times I had seen her, none had been in the day. I expected her like I expected the moon.

John Fante, Ask the Dust

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